Nobunagun (ノブナガン)

Tonight the sun shall set on Honnoji!

My lord!

Rebellion is upon us!

The fiend's shadow engulfs all!

Their ranks crowd shoulder-to-shoulder!

What crest does the enemy bear?

My lord, their sign is the bellflower.

Keep vigil.

With respect!

Our hand has been forced!

Boldness must be met in kind!

Mitsuhide!

I require a warrior's blood.

Forgive me, Oda Nobunaga.

No moustache.

Please, no moustache.

Man, these dreams.

What's with the HD quality?

And why do I always gotta be some derpy old geezer?

C'mon, mom!

You're killin' me!

Why didn't you wake me up?

Don't put this on me!

I tried!

I don't believe this!

Backpack!

Got it! Laters!

Be safe!

This is "teh suck."

Stupid nightmare!

Okay, we're ready to push off!

Load up, please.

Single file.

Wait!

Wait don't leave without me!

I know. I'm late. I'm sorry.

Um, and you are?

Ah-ha.

Sio Ogura.

Well, get on the bus.

We've got a plane to catch.

Right.

Okay!

Bring 'er up!

You got it.

Nice and quiet out here this mornin'.

Yup.

Bettin' we'll see a fine haul today.

Heh, I'll hold you to that.

Huh?

What in the...?

I'm getting a hit from Surveillance Satellite D.

Target has emerged in the Bashi Channel,

just off the coast of Taiwan.

Moving West at 25 knots.

Level 3 alert.

All Holders, prepare to engage.

Interesting choice of venue.

Though, 'tis the nature

of uninvited guests to be obtrusive.

Battlefield map coming onscreen.

Think about all the food there.

I'm gonna stuff myself.

Whoa! Almost there!

I can see the coast!

Uh...

Uh, I promise not to do anything illegal?

Ogura!

Right here!

Now, we are guests in this country,

so I expect you all to behave yourselves.

Selfie with the rockstar Buddha!

Come on!

Whoa!

Shut up!

I say we check out the temple!

Ermergerd totes!

You coming, Kaoru?

Huh?

Yeah, sure.

Check your watches and meet back here in two hours.

Stay inside the park.

I vote we cruise the riverbank!

They're supposed to have a tiger over there somewhere.

How cool are you?

155 millimeter Ogura Gun.

Lock on!

Bam!

Uh, just kidding.

She's doing that thing again.

What a train wreck.

Way to freak 'em out again.

So what next?

Nature trail?

Hey, what do you think about asking Ogura to come with?

We s'posed to know who that is?

Oh.

Her?

Sorry! I'm a klutz!

She smells like a dude.

She's kind of a loner, right?

I mean, look.

Um, excuse me?

Can I have one of these thingies?

Oh--wait!

They speak Taiwanese here. Dang it.

One "thingy," comin' right up.

Uh, wait. You understood me?

Meet enough tourists,

you pick up on their gibberish 'fore long.

Enjoy.

No, uh! One!

I only wanted one!

I-- Me no afford?

We've been through this, kid.

I understand you jus' fine.

Second one's on the house.

Duoxiè!

Whew. That was an ordeal.

Yummers!

Somebody looks content.

Oh. Hey, Asao.

Not that it's any of my business,

but you're not gonna waste the trip eating?

Oh.

Well, I was... you know, just...

I mean it's so cool we get to come to places like this.

I dunno 'bout you,

but I'd hate to miss out on stuff

by parking my rump on a bench all afternoon.

Are you asking me to hang out?

Surprised?

Listen, why don'tcha come

sightseeing with me and the gang?

Uhhh... I-I'd love to.

I guess I'm just whatcha call a "lone wolf."

So join our wolfpack.

Hey, Kaoru!

Turns out Ol' Beardy's hollow inside and open for business!

Let's go!

Yeah, okay!

We'll be there in a sec.

I'm good. No worries.

We both know a popular gal like you's

got way too many plates spinnin'

to worry about some weirdo like me.

Have it your way, then.

Little advice?

Don't think bein' weird means you got nothin' to contribute.

Seriously. Come see the big guy with us.

It won't kill ya.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Maybe some other time?

But, yeah.

It's cool you asked.

I tried.

Still, I choose to view this as a step in the right direction.

Give me your info at the hotel later.

Might be creepy to keep this pic all to myself.

Talk about worlds colliding.

Still... at least she's nice.

You gotta be kidding: a F-CK1?

Wow! Go Taiwanese Air Force!

What the heck?

Wha-What on Earth is happening?

It's raining M-60 A3s?

No, wait.

Those are CM-11s!

Known as Brave Tigers!

Run for your lives!

Huh.

Okay, that one I don't recognize!

Someone please tell me what's going on.

Hold up!

You can't just fire one of those at point blank range!

Whoa!

It shrugged off a 105 millimeter round!

IED?

You okay, sir?

He ran for cover.