Scooby-Doo Meets the Boo Brothers (Scooby-Doo! Meets the Boo Brothers)

Wow. Like, what a great part of the country. The South is really beautiful, isn't it, Scoob?

You bet.

How much farther is it to tour new place, Shag?

Shouldn't be too far, right, Scoob?

Let's see...

Quit messing around, Scooby.

How much farther is it to the Beauregard Road turnoff?

I'm looking. I'm looking. Doggone map.

Let me help you, Uncle Scoob.

Come on, come on. Where's Beauregard Road?

Okay, okay.

Here we go.

- There it is. - Okay, here we go.

Zoinks. Are you sure this is the right way to the Beauregard place, Scoob?

Yeah, I think so.

Wow. Imagine inheriting a whole Southern plantation.

Let's see that.

Sounds like we hit something.

I think we're, like, lost.

Like, help me out of here, Scrappy.

Thanks a lot. Now, let's have a look at that map, Scoob.

Scoob?

Uncle Scooby, where are you?

Here I am.

- Like, how'd you get under there? - Search me.

Well, where's the road map?

Right here.

Oh, wow. Now we're really lost. What could be worse?

It could be raining.

Like, wow. Talk about spooky.

Look out! A monster!

- Oh, no. You and your monsters. - Don't see any monster out there.

Now somebody’s gonna have to get out and push.

- Come on, Uncle Scoob. Let's go. - Oh, no.

If there's any old monsters out there, I know you can handle them.

Right. I'm not afraid.

Okay, guys. Now, when I give you the word, like, give it the old heave-ho.

You guys ready?

You bet. Right, Uncle Scoob?

Okay, you guys. Heave-ho.

Hey, guys, wait up.

Hey, like, enough already, Scoob. Like, cool it.

Wow, Uncle Scooby, are you ever strong.

Hey!

Scooby, get off me.

All right, just pull that thing over to the side of the road there, doggy.

Doggy!

I've gotta get off the night shift.

- What's the trouble, officer? - Trouble? Oh, no trouble.

Just a matter of proceeding down a highway...

...in a wantonly reckless and irresponsible manner.

- Let me see your license, boy. - Yes, sir.

Oh, from out of state? What y’all doing down here, boy?

We're looking for the Beauregard plantation, and we sort of got lost, sir.

There ain't nobody living in Beauregard manor now that the colonel's passed on.

What do you want to go there for?

Well, you see, the colonel was my uncle and he left me the place.

- Left you the place? - Can you tell me how to get there, please?

Yeah, it's just down the road. But let me tell you something, boy.

You best turn right around and skedaddle back home.

Calling Sheriff Busby. Calling Sheriff Busby.

Some folks say that old place is sure enough haunted.

Haunted?

Did you say haunted? Oh, boy.

Calling Sheriff Busby. Where are y'all, Rufus?

I'm right here performing my duties. What y’all want?

We got us an awful mess over here at the rail junction.

An animal circus train got derailed...

... and there's critters just running all over creation.

Oh, mercy. I'll be right there. Ten-four.

Now, y’all mind what I said.

You best go on back where you come from. That old plantation is full of ghosts.

Zoinks! I hope that sheriff is wrong about those ghosts.

- Yeah. - And I hope he's right about...

...this being the road to the plantation.

Oh, no. Like, it's a dead end.

Well, that settles it. We're going back home.

Wait, Shaggy. Look.

- The road leads on. - Yeah. But, like, look where it goes.

Right through a graveyard.

Oh, boy. Isn't this exciting, Uncle Scoob?

Yeah.

Keep an eyeball peeled for the Beauregard mansion, you two.

Gee, I hope we actually get to see real ghosts, like the sheriff said.

- Oh, no. - Like, don't talk like that, Scrappy.

There's no such a thing as a ghost.

Too bad. Then I guess this headless horseman out here is just a phony.

A ghost!

Go! Go. Go back. Leave this place.

Like, I've had it. Let's make like a chain saw and cut out.

Look. Straight ahead. We found it! There's tour house, Shaggy.

I don't care. I don't want it.

Oh, no. What a time to flood the engine.

Leave this place. Leave this place.

- Like, open up! - Let us in!

Come on, gang, let's break it down.

Double tikes!

I trust you and your associates will be comfortable here, Master Shaggy.

- Who are you? - I am Jacquard...

...man-servant to the colonel these 60-odd tears and rightful owner of this place.

Unfortunately, the old fool decided to give it all to you.

Including the family jewels. So I am at tour service.

- Family jewels? - What family jewels?

What family jewels?

Only a king's ransom, hidden somewhere here on the estate.

Don't tell me you didn't know about the Beauregard bonanza?

I don't know who looks nuttier, Jacquard or that picture of the old colonel.

Speaking of the colonel, he looks just like the...

- Like the ghost? - Yeah!

Don't worry, he won't hurt you. Ghosts can't hurt anyone.

Now, colonel, where are your manners, sir? Is that ant way to treat your guests?

Even though they don't belong here and want to take away my treasure?

Your treasure? Listen, goggle eyes...

...if there's any jewels around here, they belong to Shaggy.

Never mind, Scrappy. Listen, Mr. Jacquard...

...I think we'll just be getting on back home. - But, Shag.

Yeah, we gotta run.

Yeah, like, the engine in my truck must be unflooded by now, so...

- Hey, come on, Scoob. Let me out of here. - Uh-ah, no.

Scooby-Doo, what's the matter with you? Open that door.

- No. There's a monster out there. - Monster?

Sheriff Busby. Do come in.

Just came by to tell y’all to keep a weather eyeball out for an escaped circus ape.

He was last seen headed this way.

Who's that? The monster?

No, it's just the sheriff. Come on, Scoob. There's no monster.

- No. I don't wanna. - You're such a wimp.

But I'm a live wimp.

- Like, hi there, sheriff. - Oh, I see you made it, boy.

Ignored my warning about not staying here right?

- Well... - That's right, sheriff. We're staying.

- We're gonna find the Beauregard jewels. - Now, what y’all wanna do that for?

That old tale about hidden jewels is just hogwash.

So anyhow, if you see this here ape, you call me pronto, hear?

- All right, sheriff, but it will do no good. - What y’all mean, it won't do no good?

- We gotta catch this ape. - But you can't capture it, sheriff, you see.

- It's a ghost. - A ghost?

- A ghost? - That's right. A ghost.

Scooby, what the...? What's the matter with you?

There's a monster in there.

Don't be ridiculous. What kind of monster?

- Looks like he's imitating the escaped ape. - You mean the ghost ape.

We'll see what kind of ghost he is.

Okay, you just hold it right there. And reach for the ceiling.

Reach, I said.

Now, look here, Mr. Ape, are you gonna raise them arms...

...or am I gonna start using some Magnum force?

He can't raise his hands, sheriff. He's stuffed.

I don't care how much he eats, he ain't gonna defy an officer of the law.

You don't understand, sheriff. This is Bimbo.

He's no longer among the living.

What? Well, why didn't you say so?

Ever since the colonel bagged him and brought him here...

...his spirit has been haunting these grounds.

That's ridiculous. There ain't no such a thing as a ape ghost.

Well, I can see I ain't gonna catch me nothing around here.

Help! Sheriff, help!

Let go of me, you dumb hound dog. Let go.

- Scooby-Doo, what's wrong with you? - The ape. In there. He's alive.

Now, stop that. That ape's just a dummy.

He ain't the only one. Now, you take my advice, boy.

Clear out of this place, inheritance or no inheritance.

You don't have to convince me, sheriff. We're going.

Oh, goody. That means the family jewels will be all mine.

Ain't no jewels. His little old mind wanders a lot. He just goes along for the ride.

Well, Scoob, let's split. Wait a minute. Where's Scrappy? Scrappy?

Scrappy-Doo, where are you?

Hey, guys. Over here.

- Look what I found. The ring. - Het!

- Where'd you get that? - Fell out of Jacquard’s pocket.

- Well, you better give it back to him. - Wait. It has a big B on it, for Beauregard.

- And look at the inscription inside. - Wow. "For my nephew Shaggy."

Don't you see? Maybe there really is a king's ransom in jewels here.

- And it all belongs to you, Shag. - I don't care.

I'm not staying in this house of horrors five more minutes.

- But... - Well, it's been nice knowing you...

...Mr. Jacquard, sir, but we're gonna bug out.

So sorry you can't stay.

Oh, no! My truck is, like, sinking!

Oh, boy. Now I'm sinking!

Quick, Scoob. Come on.

Help!

Grab on, Shag.

Oh, goody. They're all going to sink.

Oh, dear. Most distressing.

Since we can't get anyone to get your truck out of the mud till morning...

...you'll have to spend the night. Pleasant dreams.

Well, good night, guys.

That creepy Jacquard is probably trying to scare us with a trick candle.

That's okay. Leave it on. You can't see ghosts when the lights are on.

- Like, I didn't see that. - I didn't see that either.

Leave this place. Leave this place!

Oh, boy. I gotta get out of here!

Wait a minute, you guys. We can't leave until morning.

But all these spirits. What're we gonna do?

I got an idea.

Let's see... Ant exterminators, bug exterminators...