Extra Innings

Where's he going?

What are you doing?

I'm gonna kill that stupid dog.

I'm gonna speak to the neighbors.

What kind of call is that?

I know you're dumb,

but I didn't know you're blind too, Joe.

Where the hell you been?

Me?

You see anybody else two winnings late

to a seven ending game?

Strike two.

The strike is as wet as your wife's ass, Joe?

What was that?

Are you on it?

On what?

On your game kid.

Christ, you gotta start focusing.

Are you focused?

Yes, coach, I'm focused.

You're out.

All right, Vinny, nice try buddy.

You'll get them next time.

All right guys, take the field.

Let's go, come on, let's go.

Rodriguez, take a seat.

Sabah, go take the center.

What are you sitting around for?

Go on, get out there, go.

Go on, get out there.

Go, go, go, go.

Yes, sir.

And call me Nikki, I told you to call me Nikki.

All right guys, we've got two ounce.

I need just one more.

Stay focused out there.

Nice grab Sabah, way to go.

That's a great win today guys.

Way to pull it out.

I want you to go home and get some rest

and I'll see you boys next week, all right?

Good job.

Nice going.

You too

Great game today, man.

Well, thanks.

I'm Vinny.

David.

What high school do you go?

Private, and I'm only in eighth.

Wow, keep it up.

Thanks.

David, where have you been?

Playing ball.

What are you wearing?

My tux.

It's uniform mom.

Where are my keys?

hair done?

Yes, and I've gotta get out of here.

The house is a mess.

Could you at least clean your room?

I need a vacation.

You just got back.

What, you think we were on vacation?

Go talk to your brother.

He needs you to talk to him.

Okay.

Okay, mom.

Morris, it's David.

Morris, you wanna talk?

I'm coming in, okay?

Hey Morris, can I turn that music down?

Morris, so, can I turn that music down, please?

Great, it was really loud, you know.

So what did you do today?

You're just reading Hebrew books.

Dad's sleeping and mom's getting her hair done.

But all in that same moment.

She understood everything.

Infinite happiness-

- Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky, page 549.

Amazing, you get it right every single time.

You're a genius, Morris.

So I won my first game today,

Lafayette fields, the big one.

90 feet base to base.

I had this really great catch,

a single double and I even drove one in.

Anyway, it was great talking to you Morris.

See you around.

What position?

Did I play?

Center, just like metal.

DiMaggio, Gerrick, Ruth, Ty Cobb.

He used to sharpen the spikes and slide in high.

Honus Wagner, Jimmie Foxx, Mel Ott.

That was baseball.

Yeah.

Well, this is real baseball too, you know.

I heard the Yanks won last night.

Middle Maris,.

Anyway, it was great talking to you Morris.

I'm gonna go get changed.

I can't wait till my next game.

Do you want to come to my next game?

Who's this, who's this, who's this?

Wow. I want her bad.

Man, come on, who's this?

Who's this, who's this?

I'd give up my left arm to have girls legs

wrapped around mine.

Richardson.

Come on, that was an easy one.

If only she was easy.

All right, who's this?

Wow, how can she get away with that,

with tits.

All right, who's this, who's this?

I don't know.

How did Saturday go?

That's me, two over three, single, double, RVI

and I missed some great catches.

What about your dad?

Isn't your bar mitzvah coming up?

Yeah.

Can I share Chumash homework?

Again?

Yeah, again, don't be an ass.

Screw you.

Screw you.

No, screw you.

David.

Come on, it's time for shul.

David, come on.

I can't today, dad, I'm sick.

What?

What are you talking, come on.

Come on, you're okay.

Let's go.

Let's go, come on.

I ate too much last night.

My stomach is killing me.

Yeah, mom's food that can do it.

Well, come on, come on.

You gotta go.

We gotta go, come on.

I'll come, I'll come, just a little late.

Promise?

Okay.

Okay.

All right, I'll see you soon.

Esther, honey, get the door.

There's someone here for you.

Mrs. Sabah.

Yes, can I help you?

I come from the agency.

Wonderful, come in.

I'm just making lunch.

It's so hot in here.

This house needs a good cleaning.

I'll take you to your room.

We took our son, Morris, to Israel to get help,

and we just got back so the house is a mess, I'm sorry.

He's sick, he has problems,

but he saw a top doctor in Israel,

a psychiatrist and he's getting better.

I think he's getting better.

The doctor says that he's depressed,

and schizophrenic.

But I think he's getting better, maybe.

But this is your room.

Just unpack your things and then come on down

to the kitchen, okay.

Mrs. Sabah, I'm sorry.

Hey David, you're here early.

That's great.

Aren't you going to introduce me to your new buddy?

Yeah, this is David, the new kid.

Hi David.

Hi.

Vinny tells me you're only 12.

And a pretty decent player.

You did good last week.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Got to go.

You know I'm almost 13.

Don't mess up Vinny.

You need to win today.

This is no bullshit.

All right, we're the better frigging team.

We're The Bonnies for Christ's sakes.

So here's today's lineup.

Vinny, you're going to bat first, okay.

You get on base any way you can.

These guys don't know how to pitch.

Rodriguez, you're second.

Smith, you're third.

Sabah, you bating clean up today.