Devious Maids

Yeah, he's supposed to be on top of things.

Oh, he is.

You must miss Rosie something fierce, huh?

As a matter of fact, I do.

You and me... We both got to tap that.

- Did you get all that? - Every frame.

- I've never seen him like this. - It's the beauty of pictures.

They don't lie.

- You have a date? - He's making me dinner.

I can take you on a tour later,

I've just had my bedroom redone and I'm dying to show it off.

Your bedroom?

And It's nice to know how do you feel about me.

- He kissed you? - No, I was really nice to him.

And he misunderstood.

- I already have a boyfriend. - Who is It?

- He's a celebrity. - Oh.

I just got off the phone with Rosie. She's furious with me.

Spence... Come here.

I know Dahlia's affair was with Opal.

Who told you that?

I can no longer live

under the same roof as that woman!

- What's this? - A severance check.

Now, that is more than generous.

And Ethan's still in my will.

He won't get that money until you're dead.

Hello.

I'm his fiancee. Why?

Oh, my God.

Mom!

Mom! My car's gone.

It's 6:00 in the morning. Lower your voice.

I parked it in the driveway last night, but now it's gone.

- What are you doing? - I'm calling the police.

The car wasn't stolen.

I needed it for something.

What?

Opal!

- What's wrong? - The police called.

Nicholas was hit by a car.

Oh, my lord!

He went for a run last night.

He didn't have his I.D. on him. That's why they didn't call sooner.

Is Nick all right?

They're not sure.

I need to get to the hospital.

Let me take you.

- You shouldn't be driving right now. - Thank you.

Mom?

Why do you look so exhausted?

Perhaps because I begin so many of my days

with conversations like this.

No, seriously, I'm concerned.

Is the mattress in your room comfortable?

It must be... I'm on it eight hours a night.

Yes, but are those hours spent sleeping?

Are you asking if I have insomnia?

Well, of course. What else could I mean?

Uh, Mrs. Powell.

I've reset the code. So, if there's nothing else...

Oh, not at all. Enjoy your day off.

Oh, that's right. What exciting things do you have planned?

Uh, just going to run some errands.

Oh, you can't fool me... A strapping man like you.

I bet you're on your way to some scandalous tryst.

Uh, afraid not.

Um, the truth is I'm not seeing anybody right now.

Well, why not?

You could have any woman you wanted.

Don't you agree, Evelyn? Hmm?

Shouldn't Tony have someone in his life...

Someone vibrant and... young?

Would you ask Valentina to bring me some more coffee, please?

I'll do it for you, my darling.

Oh.

He knows.

He suspects.

But he's not sure.

So he'll be watching us?

Very closely.

Well, how are we going to make love?

Quietly, I would imagine.

Carmen.

Are you gonna see Rosie this week?

Uh, probably. Why?

She's not returning my calls, so I wrote her a note.

Do you think you could maybe give it to her?

Honestly, I'd rather not.

I don't want to make things awkward for you.

I'm just a-a man in love.

Don't worry about it.

You've got some shaving cream on your...

Okay.

Oh, hey, buddy.

Excited for the weekend?

Got any big plans?

Nope.

Really? You should be hanging with your friends, having fun.

If you want me out of here, just say so.

Why would I want you out of here?

I don't know.

Maybe you want the house all to yourself

so you can bang some chick.

Whoa, buddy. Language.

Do you deny it?

I'm going through a divorce right now.

Ladies aren't really on the agenda.

Are you sure? Not even one special lady?

A sexy maid, perhaps?

How do you know about that?

Kind of pathetic, don't you think...

- Screwing the help? - Hey, you're out of line.

Just trying to talk man to man.

You got a long way to go before you're a man.

Zoila!

I'm back from Dr. Kimball.

Zoila?

Zoila!

Thank God!

I thought you were dead!

Why?

The look on your face, it was so gruesome!

I'm sorry.

I was with Javier again last night,

and we... Went pretty late.

You had sex with him.

Put that finger down.

You did! You little hussy!

So, how was it?

None of your business.

Aw, come on.

I ways tell you about my sexual adventures.

And I always ask you to stop.

After all the years with Pablo, it must've been so different.

Honestly, I'd forgotten sex could last longer

than the commercial break of a football game.

Ah! I'm so happy for you!

The bad news is...

I think I'm falling for him.

Then I have to meet Javier.

Why?

So I can give my blessing.

After all, you're like a sister to me...

A surly sister who I pay to clean,

but a sister nonetheless.

I guess I could bring him over for drinks tonight.

Wonderful!

Who I pay to clean...

That was the important part of that sentence.

Miguel!

You know you can't watch this!

That's for grown-ups.

Perdon.

In English.

I'm sorry.

Now finish your homework, mijo.

In English.

Finish your homework, my little monster. Aah!

Didi! Didi!

Didi!

Where the hell are you?!

She's not here. What's wrong?

I just came from the bank.

I've been shut out of daddy's accounts!

Why?

They said it's because

I don't have his power of attorney anymore.

So why look for Mrs. Didi?

Well, she just has to be behind this.

Who else would go to all this trouble to screw old Lucinda?

Do you want me to talk to her?

That's sweet of you to ask, but no.

This is between me and that gold-digging whore!

So, why on earth are we having lunch?

Uncle Ken has taken his power of attorney away from Lucinda.

Wish I could've been there when she heard.

Well, I wanted to warn you.

She's gonna come at you over this.

Why? I had nothing to do with it.

Doesn't matter. She's unstable.

I don't envy you having to live with her.

I once I asked Kenny to give her the boot,

and he said, "I can't. She's my daughter."

Stupid DNA.

One day she might go too far.

Who knows?

Uncle Ken could change his mind.

What do you mean by too far?

I don't know exactly.

But if you keep your ears open,

an opportunity might present itself.

And you'd be willing to help me with this?

You know me, Didi.

I'm all about helping.

He's awake.

Can I see him?

For a few minutes.

But just because he's conscious

does not mean he's out of danger.