Acapulco la vida va

Honey, I put your meds in here.

Will the sunblock fit in there, too?

And some pills, in case I get a headache from the sun.

Thanks.

-I should have said no. -No to what?

-Going on this trip. -Why not?

Because I don't like leaving you alone.

Honey, I can manage on my own.

Just go with your buddies and have some fun.

Relax, lay out in the sun...

But not the 2 o'clock sun, it's bad for you.

You're so good.

-Here. -What are these for?

Your flatulence.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Will you bless me?

May God be with you.

That girl, Pola-- She's Eduardo Gurrea's cousin, remember?

Of course.

Eduardo owned a grocery store called "La Giralda."

Oh, Pola...

I was in love with Pola.

Antolín, look, if someone dressed Frankenstein like a bride,

you'd ask for her hand in marriage.

-Please, pull over, I need to get out. -Again?

I need to pee, what can I do?

It's the second time you're making me stop.

-I can either pee in here or out there-- -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We can go.

We can go.

Hey, do you usually pee in the middle of the night?

-I do. -How many times?

I don't know. Two or three.

Is it a heavy stream or a low stream?

I don't know. I'm not totally awake when I get up.

I don't know if it is a heavy stream, a low stream or a few drops...

-Do you remember Lola Cantú? -Oh, man.

Those big green eyes. What a hottie.

The only thing I didn't like was that she salivated too much when she talked.

Little bubbles would gather in the corner of her mouth.

How picky.

Mariano, not so fast.

-Don't speed. -Don't piss me off, Antolín.

Boys, there's a cop hot on our tail.

I told you. Damn it, you are speeding.

Fine. Let's pull over. Stop.

And miss the thrill of a life time? No way.

This is my first time being chased by a cop.

And they won't get us.

Antolín is right, damn it. Pull over.

Leave me alone.

Damn it. Pull over.

Stop fooling around.

Antolín is right. Pull over, damn it.

Don't piss me off.

Come on, they'll think we're with a cartel.

-Hit the brakes, man. -Pretend you're sick.

Squirm like you're suffering with acute appendicitis.

Get out slowly with your hands up. Hurry.

Don't shoot. Don't shoot. We're innocent people.

I'm Engineer Mariano Montero. I'm taking a sick friend to the hospital.

License and registration, please.

-Hey, my friend is sick and you want-- -License and registration, please.

And you, show me your ID, please.

Sure. Of course.

I'm sick!

I'm sick!

I'm very sick!

Why did you try to escape, sir?

I wasn't. I'm telling you, I'm taking a sick friend to the hospital.

-Where are you coming from? -Mexico City.

-We're on our way to Acapulco. -Is that right?

What's in your trunk, sir?

In the trunk? Nothing. Nothing.

-Hey! Help me! -Open the trunk.

-I'm telling you, my friend... -Please open the trunk, sir.

Open it, it's okay.

Please, help!

-Help! Please! -But this doesn't end here.

I'm going to file a complaint with Human Rights.

-International Human Rights. -It's only clothes.

You're gonna regret this.

I'm going to die.

Fine. We'll escort you to the exit.

-Drive carefully, use your headlights. -Thank you, Officer.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

I have a reservation. Mariano Montero.

Mariano Montero. Yes, sir. Just a moment.

Can you fill out these registration forms, please?

If you would, please.

Could you fill it out for me? I didn't bring my glasses.

-Of course, sir. -Thank you.

Your name?

Justo Monroy.

Profession?

Joker.

Thank you.

Yes?

Thank you. Hello?

Viviana.

It's me, honey. How was your trip?

Great, great. Very uneventful. We just arrived.

I'm talking from my room that has an ocean view.

Don't go for a swim in the ocean.

You know how polluted it is.

Don't worry. You know I don't like the sea.

Hey, I wish you were here with me.

Just imagine we're together.

Don't forget to take your blood pressure pills.

I just took them.

-Hey, Vivi, you know something? -What, honey?

I wish I could make love to you right now.

You're crazy. You are so crazy.

Have fun with your friends.

But stay away from those bad women.

Please, don't say that.

I love you.

And I love you. Bye.

Oh, Viviana.

-Hey! -Howdy!

How are you feeling?

A little tired, but I'm fine. Good, good.

I just talked to Viviana. She told me to say hi.

Does she still call you "honey"?

Yes. Ever since we got married.

What do you want to drink?

I don't know. What are you drinking?

Planter's Punch.

It's what the three of us used to drink.

Waiter!

One non-alcoholic Planter's Punch.

What do you mean, non-alcoholic? That's just plain orange juice.

I just took my blood pressure medication.

They may not mix well.

Thank you.

What are you thinking about?

That the best way to throw away your youth

is being young.

You are so deep...

that you are bottomless.

Look at those two steaks with onions over there.

If we were 50 years younger, we'd be chatting them up.

Right.

That brunette reminds me of that friend we had.

Her name was Zoila Contreras, remember?

I remember a girl...

whose waist was wide enough to shelter 12 to 13 people.

You are as crude as crude can be.

You should've said she was wide at the encounter point.

Those are two stupendous steaks. Let's talk to them.

Come on, Justo. Get real.

Can't you see we're a couple of old grumpy men?

No, you and Mariano are grumpy old men...

Well, I am too.

But I am an old grumpy man who's gonna hit on those girls.

Go ahead. I'll catch up with you later.

And fix your rug!

I'm sorry, we don't speak English.

Yeah, neither do I. I was just fooling around.

My name is Justo Monroy.

And I'm willing to buy you

whatever you want to drink.

Nice to meet you, Justo.

I'm Miriam and this is my friend Sandy.

-Sandy, nice to meet you. -Likewise.

What would you like to drink?

I'll have a Clamato with a lot of vodka.

And you?

I'll have a Clamato, too.

No. No, I changed my mind. Do you have champagne?

Can I have a glass, please?

Yeah, that's better. Make it two.

Oh, that's great. Where are you from?

Monterrey. We're just visiting for a few days.

I'm from Mexico City. The much hated chilangos.

I don't know why, but you remind me of someone that I really loved.

A former boyfriend? A loved one? Who?

My grandfather, may he rest in peace.

Your grandfather...

-Hello. -Dad?

Rafaela, sweetheart.

How's your trip?

It's great. Great. Very peaceful.

How are your friends?

Older, but happy.

How's the weather?

It's insanely hot.

And how are my grandkids?

They're great.

They're wondering where you are.

Tell them grandpa sends many kisses.

I will, Dad.

Well, enjoy yourself. Have fun.

Send Justo and Antolín kisses for me.

Of course.

You know you're the most important thing in the world to me, don't you?

Yes, I know, Dad.

I love you very much, honey.

Love you forever.

-Justo. -Hey, Mariano. Come on.