Better Call Saul

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woman : Yeah, that is some detail.

That is some western detail right there.

Western detail. Attention to detail.

He's even got spurs on the back of his boots and they're sharp.

Christine: Love it. Woman: They are.

The clock is gone on this piece, Christine, so...

Christine: Oh, my goodness. Woman: Well, let's just move on.

Well, from time to time, people make mistakes, that's okay.

This is our first renoir of the evening.

This is a heliogravure, which is an etching.

It was hand-pulled from a copperplate in Paris in 1919.

We know this because that's what it says on the back...

Where the certificate of authenticity is located. Just as lovely as can be.

Look at the soft, delicate shading, very feminine.

This is a limited edition.

This is what you're looking for if you are a renoir fan.

Christine: One hundred, oh, my goodness. Right at the buzzer.

Woman: Ooh, good.

Man 1: The few exceptions is the African pancake tortoise...

Which has a flat, flexible shell that allows it to hide in rock crevasses...

Man 2: Big swath of light to moderate snow...

From the broken bow area...

Down toward kearney, Hastings, grand island.

That is all moving in our direction, so I do think around 7 to 8:00...

The snow will become pretty steady here across the region...

With all this moving on top of us...

And that's really gonna knock down visibility.

And again, snow-covered roads are gonna be definitely likely this evening...

- Making it even slippier... more slippery. - -Than it is out there at this time.

There's that winter weather advisory in effect till very early tomorrow morning.

The bitter cold weather helped break up the compactions...

We created this fall in our fields.

Saul : Don't let false allegations bully you into an unfair fight.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman, and I will do the fighting for you.

No charge is too big for me.

When legal forces have you cornered, better call Saul.

I 'i/ get your case dismissed. I'll give you the defence you deserve.

Why? Because I'm Saul Goodman, attorney at law.

I investigate, advocate, persuade, and most importantly, win.

Better call Saul.

Do you feel doomed?

Have opponents of freedom wrongly intimidated you?

Maybe they told you you're in serious trouble and there's nothing you can do.

I'm Saul Goodman, and I'm here to tell you that they're wrong.

It's never too late for justice. Better call...

Jimmy: I think...

Your brain is just not all there yet.

If we were all held responsible for what we did when we were 19...

I remember what it was like to be a kid. Think back.

It's all... judge, what would you say?

These boys, 19, I can't... I don't...

These three young men, just like you.

Oh, to be 19 again. You with me, ladies and gentlemen?

Do you remember 19?

Let me tell you, the juices are flowing, the red corpuscles are corpuscling...

The grass is green and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever.

Now do you remember? Yeah, you do.

Ahem. But if you're being honest, I mean, really honest...

You'll recall that you also had an underdeveloped 19-year-old brain.

Me, personally...

If I were held accountable...

For some of the stupid decisions I made when I was 19, oh, boy, wow.

And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen."

Which brings us to these three.

Now, these three knuckleheads...

And I'm sorry, boys, but that's what you are.

- -They did a dumb thing. - We're not denying that.

However, I would like you to remember two salient facts.

Fact one, nobody got hurt. Not a soul. Very important to keep that in mind.

Fact two...

Now, the prosecution keeps bandying this term "criminal trespass."

Mr. Spinauzo, the property owner, admitted to us...

That he keeps most portions of his business...

Open to the public both day and night.

So trespassing? Tsk.

It's a bit of a reach, don't you think, Dave? Heh.

Here's what I know.

These three young men, near honour students all...

Were feeling their oats one Saturday night and they just...

Went a little bananas. Heh.

I don't know. Call me crazy, but I don't think they deserve...

To have their bright futures ruined by a momentary, minute...

Never-to-be-repeated lapse ofjudgement.

Ladies and gentlemen...

You're bigger than that.

Man 2: Kenny, are you rolling? Kenny: Yeah, wait a minute.

Yeah, baby! Yeah!

Kenny: Tone it down. Chill out, would you?

Man 1: Hey, miss Watson's fourth period biology class...

This one's for you.

- Watch and learn, losers. - Man 2: Oh, yeah.

Kenny: Oh, god. Man 1: Dude, where'd all the blood go?

Man 2: He's dead. They suck it all out, dumb-ass.

Man 1: Awesome. Kenny: Where do they put it?

Man 2: All right, I'm through the neck bone now, dude.

- Kenny, get over here. - Kenny: I'm getting it.

Man 1: Get a shot of this. Man 2: Fine, fine.

Man 1: Let me do it. Man 2: I got it.

Man 1: All right. Kenny: Ho-ho-ho.

Man 2: All right. Man 1: Oh, my god.

- You're sawing like a pussy. Let me do it. - Man 2: Would you get off? Chill out.

All right. Man 1: Wait, wait.

Okay. Wait for it. Wait.

All: Oh!

- Yeah! Ah! - Whoo!

- Come on. Yeah, baby! Yeah! - Man 2: Oh, my god.

Man 1: I dare you to stick your wang in the throat hole.

Man 2: I will if you will, loser.

Man 1: All right, all right. Man 2: Ha, ha, ha.

Jimmy: What the hell kind of math is that?

Woman: Seven hundred per defence.

Jimmy: No, no, no. "Defendant." "Dant."

Three defendants, 2100.

Which, by the way, bargain. What I did for them...

Woman: They going to jail, ain't they?

So since when does that matter? They had sex with a head.

Look, didn't nobody tell you to try all three of them together.

- One trial, $700. - You're gonna miss me.

You are gonna miss me because it'll be a cold day in hell...

Before I do any more pd work for this shitty court. Sayonara, baby.

You have yourself a nice day.

Law offices of James McGill...

How may I direct your call?

Yes, Mrs. Kettleman, so good of you to return.

Actually, I don't have Mr. McGill at the moment, but I know he...

Oh, splendid.

Unfortunately, our offices are being painted...

And the fumes are quite horrid.

Could he meet you and your husband at, say, loyola's cafe on central?

Four o'clock it shall be. Cheers.

Man: Three dollars.

I'm validated. See the stickers?

Man: Well, I see five stickers. You're one shy. That's $3.

They gave me... look, I'm validated for the entire day, okay?

Five stickers, six stickers, I don't know from stickers because...

I was in that court back there saving people's lives, so...

Gee, that's swell.

And thank you for restoring my faith in the judicial system.

Now, you either pay the $3...

Or you go back inside and you get an additional sticker.

Son of a bitch.

Fine. You win. Hooray for you.

Backing up. I have to back up. I need more stickers.

Don't have enough stickers.

Thank you. Thank you. Very nice.

Employee of the month over here.

Yeah! Hooray! Give him a medal.

Don't do anything, guys. Just relax, all right?

Well, I'm just fuzzy as to why you think he needs a lawyer.

I mean, Craig, the way you run your office is beyond reproach.

- Beyond reproach. - Yeah.

- I'm a stickler, you know... - He is. He's a stickler with the money.

- He's definitely a stickler. - Yeah. Yeah.

- He's certainly not guilty of some... - Certainly not.

He's innocent of any wrongdoing, that's abundantly clear to me.

And frankly, I don't go looking for guilty people to represent.

I mean, who needs that aggravation, right?

- Betsy: Right. - Heh, heh.

Look, all I know is what I read in the paper.

And typically when money goes missing from the county treasury...

- And the number here is 1.6 million? - Well, that's an accounting discrepancy.

It's a discrepancy, absolutely. But typically when that happens...

The police look at the treasurer.