Transformers: Age of Extinction

Oh, shit. Darcy, you really shouldn't have come.

Show me.

Corporate was adamant. We keep running.

No stopping operations.

No, no, no. You got to go through. No cameras.

He's got orders to kill.

I don't even think international laws apply up here.

We are geologists first.

If this thing has any historical significance at all,

we are shutting down. I'm shutting us down.

Oh, he's going to shoot me? Shoot me.

Hey, don't kill her.

This is crazy stuff.

Crazy shit.

Well, what do you think?

I think history is about to change.

I'm a nasty woman.

Oh, look who decided to show up for work.

I'm a heart breaker.

Gonna make you cry.

What, surf report no good at South Padre?

The waves are flat and I got no gas. You know that, Cade.

Dude. Rude.

Look at these two junebugs. Whoo! My, my!

Hey, you're paying me on this one, right, Cade?

Please tell me I'm getting paid.

You know, Lucas, a lot of guys are just happy to have a job at all.

Yeah, I suppose.

- You got any cash on you? - Yeah.

All right, good.

Hey, Lucas Flannery.

Place has been in the family since '28.

Granddaddy ran it all his life. Ain't that right, Granddaddy?

Real soon he's going to sign it over to me.

The movies nowadays, that's the trouble.

Sequels and remakes, bunch of crap.

I love that one. Oh.

He's deaf and senile.

Heard that.

Now these just need some spit and polish.

I believe they're digital, possibly IMAX.

Yeah, they're not.

Mister, we'll have a look around if you want to leave us to it, okay?

You know, folks used to come from miles around

to see the dancing girls with the big cha-chas.

I swear to God

I am one diaper change away from poisoning his oatmeal.

Hey, you hang in there, buddy.

If coming here makes you feel young,

then you tell this kid to bring you here every day.

Seven bucks, I keep talking.

Sold.

Remember this place when we were kids?

How many girls you think you brought here in high school?

I only remember one.

Hey, heads!

Ow!

That's why you didn't make the varsity team.

Ah.

All right. Go long.

Leave it.

Mortar shells?

What the hell happened to you?

Hey, snake balls. How much for the truck?

Truck?

Two more weeks, girls, till no more classes, ever.

Almost time to get a tan and get wasted!

Please, please.

No financial aid. Great.

Yes, I know I'm home, thank you.

Intruder alert! Back away from the premises!

- Voice recognition. It's me! - I am dialing 911.

Go right ahead. I don't care.

I'm still calling 911.

The Battle of Chicago was an event

that permanently changed our world.

Over 1,300 dead.

Much of the city has been destroyed.

Homeland Security is urging everyone

to report suspicious alien activity.

A swift act of Congress

put an end to all joint operations

between the military and the Autobots, ending the alliance.

As this committee knows, the Invasion of Chicago

was a defining day for our nation five years ago.

The day millions of people realized that

never again can we allow aliens to fight our battles for us.

A handful of Autobots were given sanctuary

after joint-combat operations were abolished.

Fewer than a dozen Decepticons are still on the run

thanks to our CIA unit,

"Cemetery Wind."

Hurry, let's get it to my house, guys.

As for the alien technology,

our objective remains to keep it in American control.

Hi. My name is Timothy. This is my crew.

We found this alien ball turret in Chicago.

We just found it in the rubble and it's all working...

Word has it Japan, India,

the Israelis may have gotten their hands on a couple of ships.

Apparently the Russians are starting a bidding war.

We're taking $5,000 for it. It's got 36 guns, alien shit.

A new era has begun.

And the age of the Transformers is over.

Hey.

Hey, I've been waiting for you.

You're looking hot today!

Oh, yeah? How about you take your shirt off?

You want me to take my shirt off right now?

What would your dad think of that?

- What the hell? - Hey, where you going?

I cannot believe him. I cannot believe this.

What the hell?

All the way!

A truck?

Dad, please tell me you didn't spend our money on this.

Oh, no, don't worry, he didn't. He spent my money.

A hundred and fifty bucks of it.

As an advance on your regular paycheck.

- What regular paycheck? - Which you will get back.

- When? - Never. We're broke.

I knew it.

Sweetheart, could you please not drive a wedge

between employer and employee.

Hold on. I thought we were partners.

Look, I came up short, okay? I had to buy her a prom dress.

You want me to deny her a prom dress?

You might as well. You denied her a prom date.

No, I offered to take her and chaperone.

Nobody wants to go to the dance with their dad. It's weird.

It's not the issue.

Well, maybe it should be.

Hey, could you guys just get off my case?

You know what the engine on this runs for?

I can break it down and strip it for parts.

And sweetheart, your shorts are shrinking by the second, okay?

Cold water, air dry, please.

I think she looks hot.

What did you say?

Like a hot teenager.

Oh, it's the "teenager" thing that makes it better. Thank you.

It didn't sound like what it meant.

That goes by the circuit boards.

Put the Zeiss lenses over there.

Dad, please. You can't keep spending money on junk

just so you can turn it into different junk.

We do not use the "J" word in here.

That is a Super Simplex theater projector. It's very rare.

What about the SmilePilot?

Or the Exer-Mower that I invented? Simply ahead of their time.

Yeah, like the alleged Guard-Dawg.

You're gonna get him upset.

Hey, Cade! Cade!

This thing still work?

- No! - Yes.

Yes, and still groundbreaking.

Go back there and lay on the recliner and just wait for a cold one.

Dude, stop breaking stuff.

Final notice, late notice, past due.

Come on, come on.

Bring Daddy the alcohol. Come on.

I mean, what is all this crap people send you?

That's a Discman and that's an 8-track tape.

- Music. - Never heard of it.

Look, I fix that, it's 100 bucks. I fix that, it's $250.

If I would have been able to fix that before you broke it even more,

it would have been 20 bucks.

This stuff is what's gonna put you through college,

as long as you land one of those scholarships.

What's the estimated time of arrival, usually? Average?

Wait. So it just brings the beer near you?

That's the trick?

- It's got a couple kinks, man. - Yeah.

Dad, you think maybe some things should never be invented?

No, I don't. That's backwards thinking.

This is a temple of technology. You guys are standing in a holy place.

What do you think? Why don't you look at all of this?

This could be yours. What about this land?

Purple People Eater's back and she looks hungry.

Isn't this incredible?

- I knew you would like it. - Hey, you!

Hey.

I own this house! It's not for sale!

Six months late on payments, Mr. Yeager.

And I see you stealing power at the pole.

Hey, that's not your concern.

- Sir, do you wanna see the property? - Sure.

I'd be more than happy to give you a tour.

I'll show you three other buyers I got buried out back,

then I'll crack your head open like an egg!

- Whoa! Whoa! - Stay back! He's crazy.

I told you don't come back here anymore.

I will have my brother come back and beat your ass!

- Don't you start with me. - Why don't you do it yourself?

And I'll bring the police when I come, too!

- My brother ain't no joke! - Who, Jerry?

You bring his big ass up here,

he's gonna be huffing and puffing before he can squeeze out of that car!

You back out on my grass, you're gonna be in big trouble!

You tell Jerry to come see me. I'll give him some pecan pie.