Queen Divas

The signing ceremony of Brokeback Dragon will now begin!

After being in the showbiz for all these years,

I finally won the Best Actress award

and will make a film in Hollywood.

I really must thank director Lee Hong.

I also wish to thank someone special,

my bosom friend from the artiste training class.

Without her support and encouragement,

I wouldn't be here today.

You mean Ling, who competed with you for Best Actress?

It's said she has also auditioned for your role in this film.

Now that I'm signing the contract,

she's obviously the loser.

We have no more questions.

We must go, bye!

What's going on?

It's your bosom friend!

Ling?

She's having a press conference in the function room next door.

I am signing the contract and she's throwing her engagement party?

Obviously trying to steal my front page!

You look gorgeous. Let's take some pictures!

HEY"

You're useless!

Congratulations!

Excuse me, my bosom friend is here.

Congratulations!

I should congratulate you!

You bet! I'm finally going to Hollywood.

That's a dream come true for those in the business.

I've found a husband,

someone from a family of scholars, no less.

That's the ultimate dream come true!

I know you don't know how to respond.

Since we're such good friends, I must tell you,

you've smeared your lipstick!

Excuse me!

Don't bother! No makeup can help you!

But then again, you still have to work,

while I'm through with this business.

When I marry into the prestigious family,

I'll travel around the world with my husband

and won't need to show my face in public again.

If that's the case,

why did you choose to have your engagement party where I was signing my contract?

I see...you want my reporters to take pictures of you as well.

No problem!

Is that what you think?

I chose this hotel

because my honey is one of the owners.

You think you can beat me with a leading role?

Pomelo Peel, you've overestimated yourself.

You're reckless, crude

and your IQ under performs.

Prune Face, you're no better yourself!

You grew up in the walled village.

Without me, you'd still be a nobody!

You only grew up in the fruit market.

Since when did I need your help?

The dog head!

20 more minutes, get ready!

Get out of my way! Go get ready, dog!

I'm a chicken! See? A chicken!

Whatever...who's doing the dog?

Ling! She's still filming next door! She's on her way!

Ma Siu-chun!

Yes?

You'll be the dog!

HEY"

Great! I'm good at it!

Let go...nobody touches the dog head!

Here she is!

I'm right here...sorry!

The other team let us out late!

Hurry up! 10 more minutes!

What's wrong with you?

What happened?

I'm exhausted! You have water?

It's Ghetto Desire...

we've been shooting all night,

and had over 100 takes.

I was the chicken hooker,

the PA kept yelling...

"Step forward, chicken".

Now my feet would move when I hear that word.

Chicken!

Stop messing around!

Hurry up and eat something,

you don't have much time.

Great...

No, I'm very sleepy-

I can fall asleep standing up.

I'll get sleepier on a full stomach.

Look at this...nobody can see if your eyes are open or shut.

Look at this... nobody can see if your eyes are open or shut.

Just sleep. I'll be next to you.

If they call you, I'll kick you.

Great! I'm starving!

You're so sweet, Fei!

That's because we're in the same class

and we signed up on the same day.

My bosom buddy!

Guess what the PA did just now?

He wanted to take the dog head!

Of course I wouldn't let him!

I gave him the 12-word curse!

Are you quite done? Hurry up!

You want to hear the 12-word curse?

Sorry...we're ready!

Hurry UP!

We're invincible! Yeah...

My chicken head...

Ladies and gentlemen, Super CZ12 will now begin!

Here comes our host and his assistants!

Super CZ12 Super!

Oh my God! Look at these zodiac animals!

The tiger is a dwarf!

What happened to his mother?

Who should we torture today?

How about...

Chicken, step forward!

Which part of you looks like a chicken?

Sorry, I've been a chicken all night.

This is so embarrassing, I'll go...

Wait...your look like a chicken from the side.

Stay and play with us.

Great! I'll play with you!

Yes, go ahead!

This is really a chicken look...

The first word...

What is that?

Drinking?

The second word...

Drunk?

Curry chicken! That's so obvious!

Drunken chicken!

Yeah!

Your chicken look gave it away!

You have potential!

The first word...

The first word...

Chicken again? What?

What kind of chicken?

I...

What is she doing?

Hugging you...chicken wrap!

That's right! Yeah! I'm sorry...

Don't be, that was a nice hug!

Stick around, we'll play some more...

She has a comic sense!

Super Film Title Charades

I'm surprised the dog is quite good playing the chicken.

Here's the question...

That's Wong Pei-hung!

What's that noise?

On the chest?

Iron chicken? An insect?

It's an insect!

Wong Fei-hung with an insect?

Wong Fei-hung's The Iron Chicken vs the Centipede!

Yeah!

Let's have hotpot, OK?

Sure!

I was so nervous!

No, you did well.

Next time, I'll save a spot for you.

Thank you, Brother Wail

Yes! Super...

Fei!

You were hysterical! I laughed so hard I cried.

You were so quiet sitting there,

I thought you were mad at me.

I was so tired I lost my head.

I heard the word "chicken"

and I dashed out, I'm sorry!

It's OK. We're bosom buddies, right?

When I am...No, when you are in front of the camera,

it's like I'm in front of the camera.

If I was mad at you, I'd give you a good kick!

Go ahead!

Here I come...

Mr Producer!

What's your name?

Man Choi-ling.

Just call me Ling-ling, this is Kwok...

Ling-ling, you did a good job! Very good!

Thanks! Actually the chicken...

In our Chinese New Year drama Triumph at the Fair,

there's a comic role that I think is perfect for you.

Come to my office tomorrow, OK?

OK! Thank you!

Fei, this is really super!

Be a good girl and eat your dinner.

Another set of cutlery, please?

W“ MM!

We don't have to share,

I just got paid a few thousand dollars more.

We can eat better.

You're so lucky!

I only worked 6 or 7 days this month.