Undrafted

Sure the groundskeeper came today?

It's beautiful... it's beautiful.

Hey.

Any word?

What round?

All right, let me know if you hear anything.

29th.

Plenty of time, not even worried about it.

What?

* 'Cause he's focused around them chunky girls *

* Who puff it raw it's what they cause *

What?

I told you to roll down your window.

I hate you. I love you.

He's grumpy.

Hey! Any news?

No.

Ah...

I can smell it in the air, it is a baseball day.

I'm ready for this day, are you ready?

I've never been more ready for anything in my entire life...

Garvey, let's get 'em! Yes.

Hey, Dells, you got some duct tape on your window.

Wasn't sure if you were aware of that?

Oh, yeah, thanks, Vinnie.

Uh, where is-- where's your car?

Is your mom picking you up today?

No, your mom said she'd do it. What's up?

Oh, that's cute. Cup check. Oh!

Titanium steel, man. That's double-layered right there.

I don't know if you're serious, but my mom can pick us up...

after the game, if you need a ride, get some grub after.

We're gonna be so starving.

Oh, I want to tell you guys about this new stretch.

Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie-- What, Garvey?

I got this new stretch I want to show you guys--

Aw, sh-- You all right?

Yeah, I'm good. No, I want to show you a new stretch.

Oh, my gosh.

Can we take the stairs next time?

They're right over there. No.

So hot.

Where the hell is everybody?

I told them to get here early, so we can get a little BP.

That means batting practice.

I called everyone last night.

Swear to god, Ty, I called everyone.

I don't know why they're not here.

I actually feel like my lungs are sweating... is that bad?

No, it's actually a good thing.

Keeps your muscles loose during the game, keep 'em loose.

Is that how muscles work, Garvey?

Most of them, yeah.

Yo, what's up, boys? What's up, Vinnie? What's up, Dil.

Where have you guys been? You're late!

Nobody's even here yet, Ty, relax!

The groundskeeper ain't even came yet.

Actually, he did.

That's sad.

So? what's the word? You heard anything?

32nd round, last we heard.

Are you kidding me? Seriously?

Should have been a 15th rounder, at least.

* Peanut butter jelly time

* Peanut butter jelly time

* Peanut butter and jelly Peanut butter and jelly *

* Peanut butter and jelly and a baseball bat *

* Peanut butter and jelly

* Peanut butter and jelly and a baseball bat *

* Peanut butter and jelly You're late!

* Peanut butter and jelly and a baseball bat *

Hey, guys, does this shadow make me look like I have a huge cock?

You're late, Polacco!

In his defense, he is a seventh-year junior.

So that is kind of his thing.

Yeah, you still working on that doctorate, Polacco?

Hm?

Uh-oh, look at what you done. Don't do it.

It's coming. Don't do it.

It's coming. Go back a little bit.

Come on, lick it.

There's too much wrong... not tonight, not tonight, bro.

What's up?

What's up, Murray?

What's up, did you talk to him?

Yeah, he get a call?

35th round, I haven't heard a fucking thing.

Not even a phone call?

The Padres guy that was scouting him... the Mets guy?

I said, "Not a thing," Dells!

Can't sit here and think about it, all right?

Let's get warmed up. Let's do some stretches.

What, nobody wants to stretch?

For this game, Ty?

If, by stretch, you mean have another beer...

then I'll gladly stretch very hard with you, Ty.

Hey, no, no, absolutely not, nobody listen to him.

Nobody's drinking beer! It dehydrates you, motor skills!

Gone, forget about 'em. Shut up, Garvey.

Dells, you have to stretch, 'cause you're my little brother.

You have to come.

And Vinnie you're my brother-in-law...

so you have to come, too. Not your brother-in-law yet.

Also, don't know how to stretch, thus, I will be staying here.

Come on.

Come on, I'm gonna show you that stretch.

Vinnie, you should really come out, I'll show you the stretch.

I'll be right out. I'll be right out.

Go get 'em, guys. Go get 'em, guys.

Go get 'em... nap time.

Look at Fotch. Pushing 40, still doing his drills.

He's actually 33.

Oh, good, Barone showed up.

Only need like one shot, then-- Okay.

Knock it out of the park.

So you're gonna be up there like ten times, then?

Yeah. Okay.

I wonder if he actually knows what's going on with Maz?

The only thing he knows about is what's going on in the mirror.

How do my eyebrows look?

They're good. Not too bad?

No, they're good.

I'm here! I'm here, I'm here, I'm here!

I'm here, sorry I'm late.

Uh, it's all right, David, I forgot you were on the team.

Hah... okay, I was watching the draft.

Late in the 37th, and he hasn't been picked yet.

You wanna stretch?

Am I starting?

Probably not.

Nah, I'm good, then.

I'll see you guys in there? Yeah.

All right.

You've got to be kidding me.

What?

They rented a bus?

They rented a fucking bus?

Who the hell are these guys?

This isn't the team we beat this season.

This is a whole bunch of new guys.

They brought in ringers.

You see this shit?

I don't get it. What happened?

This is a whole, new team.

We played four of these guys this season.

That's Tommy Dorehty, he was drafted last year.

He plays for double- A Scranton.

The Phillies are grooming him to be a closer.

And that's Michael Antonelli, he throws 93...

and he got drafted this year.

All these kids, they're all D1.

BC, LSU, Villanova?

Oh, this is a bunch of horse shit!

Horse shit. Horse shit.

You know, my uncle knows Don Mattingly.

Why don't we call him up, see if he wants to play, huh?

See, what I don't understand, bro, is how they get that money for that bus?

How come we don't have that money for this bus!

Guys.

Guys!

My dad just texted me.

The draft is over... he didn't get picked.

What? Damn it.

It ain't right...

the kid can play.

Well, fuck it.

He can go to open tryouts, play the independents...

and he can still make it.

Come on, Polacco you know how unlikely that is.

Ruin my fucking day!

How many of you guys play with him in college?

He was the best player I've ever seen...

just one clutch hit after another.

Even three days ago, he got the game-winning hit.

Only reason we're playing in this game.

What's up, you peter-puffers?

Who fucking died in here?

Maz didn't get drafted.

He didn't get drafted? Oh, my god!

Man, that fucking sucks.

I mean, I know all about that...

because the same thing happened to me last year...

the exact same thing.

The Yankees and the Red Sox were coming to scout me like crazy.

Gave me the old reach around.

Yeah, didn't matter, I hurt my wrist, really tweaked it.

You know, I lost millions off that.

Definitely woulda been drafted if that didn't happen, right?

Right? You guys don't know shit.

All right, bring it in!

Dells.

All right, guys, my name is Fred Haze, and this is Tim Donnelly.

And we are here for the-- what the hell are we here for?

Okay, here's why I'm ruining my Saturday.

We are here for the semifinal playoff game...

for the Orange County, Duchess County...

Ulster County and Westchester County Mid-Summer--

Jesus... Mid-Summer Intramural Amateur Baseball Association.

Sponsored by the Knights of Columbus. Is this a joke?

No, it's the fourth annual.