The Garfield Movie

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Okay, time to eat. Let's see... Open the app.

I'm gonna get a double pepperoni pizza,

uh, order of bread sticks...

and, well, lasagne. Yeah.

Ooh! New item alert? Jalapeño bread stick quick bites.

Huh. It might be nice to have something in the salad family.

- - And do I want dessert? Ooh!

I'm gonna be naughty, butterscotch budino.

- Okay, I'm gonna have five. -

Delivery?

Goes without saying.

- Now, please. Mamma mia!

All right, that ought to hold me till breakfast.

Oh, hey! Wait, are you guys early or am I late?

No matter. I have got a real treat for you today.

- - No, not a treat for you.

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Okay.

Anyway, about that treat.

Can I just say, you will not be disappointed?

- It's a story about me... -

...that no one's ever heard before,

featuring someone in my life you've never met.

I don't know about you, but colour me intrigued.

Oh, yeah, drone delivery.

Welcome to the future.

You know, to really understand everything,

I'm gonna have to take you back to where it all began.

Mmm-hmm.

Don't want anything to take away from the flavour of the cheese.

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And like every great story, it all started...

On a dark and stormy night.

Wait here, Junior. I'll be right back.

[SOMBRE INSTRUMENTAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

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...moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

That's a more

That's a more - When the world seems to shine

Like you've had too much wine

That's a more

That's a more

-Bells will ring - Ting-a-ling-a-ling

-Ting-a-ling-a-ling - And you'll sing "vita Bella"

- Vita Bella, vita Bella -

- Open wide, Jake. - Hearts will play

Tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay tarantella

Lucky fella

- When the stars make you drool -

Just like pasta fasul

Oh.

That's a more

Hi there, little buddy! Hi!

When you dance down the street With a cloud at your feet

- You're in love I'm so full.

- When you walk in a dream -

But you know...

- You hungry, little guy? - ...you're not dreaming, signore

- You want a little more? - Scusami, but you see

Back in old Napoli

Oh! You are a hungry little guy.

- That's a more -

That was a quick dinner,

Signore Jon.

You must have been very hungry. Can I bring you anything else?

Uh, yes.

Grazie, grazie. Thank you very much.

Some... lasagne?

- Si, lasagne for one. - Uh, yeah.

You know what, no.

- Make it family-style. - Very good.

- To go, please, Vito. Okay, everybody!

- What? Where'd he go? - You all know this one!

Hey!

Stand up and sing. Join with us!

- Oh, no! Hey! -

Oh, no, I'm dancing.

Excuse me, pardon me. I hate this. What? Hey! Oh, no.

Hey! -

Hey!

- Jon! Takeout for Jon!

Hey! - Your takeout is ready,

- Signore Jon. - Yes.

One famiglia style lasagne, to go.

- You eat alone too much, Jon. - Yeah.

You should get on the dating apps.

- There's Bumble, Tinder... - I'm good, thanks.

Gluten-Free Singles...

- Hot Sauce Passions. - No, I could never...

And you should spend serious money on premium memberships.

Bye!

- - Huh?

Oh, hey!

Well, that was an interesting dinner...

that you had.

Well, I guess, um... this is where we say goodbye.

Oh, you're really cute

but I can't have pets in my apartment.

So, I'll see you around. Okay? Go on.

No. No, don't cry, don't cry.

Oh! Oh!

No, no, no! No. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

[SOMBRE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

You don't have a home, do you?

Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli

- That's a more Amore

That's a more

And that's how I adopted Jon.

So, I moved Jon out of his apartment...

to this nice little two-bed, two-bath in the suburbs.

As soon as he understood the ground rules,

well, let's just say... we were living the dream.

And once we were settled in, I even let Jon get a pet.

Odie became my most trusted ally.

He was kind, gentle...

and most importantly, my unpaid intern.

Huh?

- Mmm. -

Oh, yeah, as you can see,

life here is pretty near perfect.

Mmm. Well, yeah, except for...

Time to go to the vet!

We're gonna need the big scale!

Does she need to announce it to the whole office?

No! Please, no! Ow! It's so hot, it's really hurting!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

And that's why we should go from Sunday to Tuesday.

Okay. Where were we?

Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. Good morning!

What? Where'd you get that chair?

- - Huh?

Ha!

I think I was meant to be here tonight

because I was meant to meet you.

-I think we were meant to be. - That's what I meant to say.

You had me at the word, "meant."

We're gonna ride like the wind!

Faster! Harder! More insane!

Odie?

Yeah, can you put this back to normal?

There you go, just let the pepperoni's

healing powers work its magic.

You saw nothing.

Up until that moment, my life was a perfect soufflé.

Little did I know it was all about to collapse.

imagine yourself drifting away

on a sea of tranquillity.

There are no pets to bother you,

distract you or max out your credit card

by excessively placing online food orders.

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Yeah... Sorry... Huh? What? Who said that?

Huh? Odie, Odie? Odie!

It's time for our midnight snack.

Thank you, good sir,

your kindness will be rewarded.

What are we feeling like today, huh? French?

Italian? Chinese? Cupcakes?

- - Chinese it is.

Odie, shape everything from the bottom two shelves

into a dumpling.

- Huh? - Huh?

Late night snackin'.

Not good for digestion!