9-1-1

Hey, Hildy. Good morning.

Good morning, Anthony.

The time is 8:04 a.m.

The current temperature in Los Angeles

is 73 degrees and sunny.

Today, it will be sunny

with a forecasted high of 82 and a low of 64.

So why is it so cold in here?

Hey, Hildy, turn off the air conditioning.

Turning off air conditioning.

Hildy, brew coffee.

Brewing coffee now.

Hildy, play some happy music.

Hildy, change the music!

Hildy, change music.

Hildy, change the music.

And Hildy, stop the coffee.

Hildy, stop coffee!

I'm sorry, I don't know how to help with that.

What the hell, Hildy?

I'm sorry, I don't know how to help with that.

Hey, Hildy. Start morning shower.

Starting shower.

Setting water temperature to 99 degrees.

Perfect.

Thank you, Hildy.

Thank you, Hildy.

Screw you, Anthony.

Lukewarm. Just like you.

I think we need to turn it up.

Are you sure?

Oh, yeah. I'm sure.

Raising temperature now.

Temperature rising.

Ooh, hot! hot!

Hildy. Hildy, stop.

Ow! Hildy, stop!

Hildy!

Hildy, shower off!

Shower off! Shower off!

Stopping shower.

Aw, crap.

A man has been... injured.

What is the nature of the injury?

My boyfriend fell in the shower.

I think he hit his head.

Help is on the way.

Can you tell me if he's still breathing?

- Hard to tell. - I think so.

If you place your hand below his nose,

you should be able to feel him exhale,

even if it's subtle.

The thing is, I'm not in the room with him right now.

- Can you go in there and check? Um...

I'm not in the house either.

- Where are you calling from? A different house.

But how do you know he fell in the shower?

I saw it on the video feed.

There's a video feed in his shower?

He has this smart home.

Everything's online, and he gave me the password

in case of emergencies.

This is an emergency, right?

LAFD.

Dispatch said the patient was unconscious.

They also said it was a smart home.

Welcome, Los Angeles Fire Department.

Am I the only one really creeped out right now?

No.

Come on. Let's go. On it, Cap.

Let's see what we got here.

All right, what are his vitals?

Pulse is steady. Scalp is lacerated.

Probably a concussion.

Anthony, can you hear us?

Looks like first or maybe second-degree burns

from the water. His veins are collapsed.

Probably hypovolemia. We'll need a line in his ankle.

There's still shampoo in his hair.

He fell down with the water on.

So who turned it off?

Okay, I see the firefighters.

We're good, right?

Just a few more questions for the report.

Did his smart home send you

an alert this morning, or...

I...

Happened to check in on him and saw he needed help.

He's very lucky you did. Check on him.

In the shower.

Now, who would wanna live like this?

Cameras and microphones everywhere,

not knowing who's watching or listening.

I hate to break it to you, Eddie,

but if you got a computer or a smart phone,

smart TV, smart anything, really,

then anyone can spy on you.

Now I'm thinking I shouldn't buy that

fancy smart coffee maker I keep seeing commercials for.

Hello, Eddie.

Here are some popular coffee makers.

Would you like to hear the reviews?

Welcome to the future.

Why does it sound terrifying to me?

I worry about him, you know.

Alone in that house.

- (Anthony groans) Anthony, Anthony.

It's okay. You fell in the shower.

Lucky for you, we found you in time.

We were supposed to be planning our future together,

not giving each other space.

- How? - Your girlfriend called 9-1-1.

No. No, no, no, no! No, no, no!

Pulse is racing. Let's sedate him.

But if you're using the house to check on him all the time,

that's not giving him space, is it?

Wonder what set that off.

Maybe something about his girlfriend.

It's my ex.

Anybody can spy on you.

I'm just waiting for him to remember

how much better things are when we're together.

Justine Zerbiak?

Can I help you?

Just thought I'd come check in.

That 9-1-1 lady sent you.

She wanted us to have a talk about your future.

- (phone buttons beep) - (siren whirs)

Why do we have this?

May.

Now that she's working, she wanted

to contribute to the house.

She offered to pay rent, but I told her to...

Excuse me.

Save her money.

So she bought us something.

And it is something, isn't it?

I am stuck.

- (chuckles) I am stuck.

Ah!

- Oh. - Oh!

I am not ready for the future.

May can chip in for groceries.

Oh.

Does this mean you're finally on board with her new job?

Did you know they're gonna start putting her on calls?

Well, with the supervisor listening in.

It's part of her training.

I cannot believe she made it this far.

So you thought that she'd give it a try

and then find out it's not for her.

Which it isn't.

Because she is not doing this for herself.

She's doing it because of me. To protect me.

Which, yes, I find sweet, but also infuriating

because how can I yell at her about wasting her future

when she says something like that?

Maybe that's the point of her saying it.

She outmaneuvered me?

How?

I'm pretty sure you taught her everything she knows.

I am stuck.

I am stuck. I am stuck.

- Look at this thing. Watch out.

Give me your gun.

Welcome to Gross Anatomy Lab.

You may uncover your cadavers.

Now, you may wonder why we still do this.

Why not a digital presentation, a 3D model,

something more futuristic? The answer's simple...

Hey, Luis, are you okay?

Just a little... nauseous.

That's not uncommon.

Any other symptoms? Headache, lightheadedness?

Will you two shut up?

- Luis isn't feeling well. - Then take him outside.

It is now time for each team to make their first incision.

If the student nearest the head could pick up the scalpel.

- You got this. - Okay.

Just breathe in,

hold for three, and breathe out.

Make the first incision

beginning in the region of the jugular vein

extending approximately to the shoulder.

Oh, come on. This is ridiculous.

Okay.

This thing looks like a death trap.

Wait, I think we mixed up the spacers with the supports.

Yeah, but they look the same.