The Con-Heartist (อ้าย..คนหล่อลวง)

Choo choo! Ina Review!

INA REVIEW

Hi. I'm Ina,

reviewing everything in and out of this world, episode one.

Today, I'm reviewing my own ghetto-ness.

This is my wall of debt worth 500,000 baht.

Being in debt is like being married to poverty.

Once you're married, you must find a way to live together.

DECEMBER

I've been paying it off for a year.

I have four more years to go.

It's way too long.

The first year of torture is over.

My salary is a bit over 10,000 minus what I owe.

After I pay my rent, I have exactly 1,500.

Can I get by?

Here are my secrets for saving.

I iron at work.

After work, I stop to pee at the mall and take the toilet paper home.

I do make up like no makeup.

Natural beauty.

It's cheap but chic.

Are you wondering about how I eat? What do I eat to stay alive?

It's bananas grouped by color.

Dark yellow is for today.

Super green is for next week.

Hire me to do reviews at 084-201-3159.

Satisfaction guaranteed.

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please feel free to make donations.

Don't forget to subscribe, like, and share my channel.

Choo choo! Ina Review!

SRISAWAD

Enter your info and car photo into the app…

Ma'am, you've already missed two installments.

You have an overdue balance of 18,000 baht.

Ina.

I want to pay,

but I invested the 500,000 I got in the snail mucus cream and…

It isn't selling at all.

Don't trick your student.

Pajayra--

Ma'am.

I remember the Pajayra teacher song,

but the Pajero you pledged as collateral

will get repossessed at the end of this month.

One second, ma'am.

Go ahead, dear.

Hello?

Who's calling?

Ma'am!

Ma'am!

I gotta go!

Hey.

Ma'am, you forgot your loafer.

Keep it!

Or toss it!

Hello.

Hi. I need a moment of your time.

Ms. Ina Jitimaim, you accept donations on YouTube, right?

Yes.

I'm Wichai Kuenkow. I'm an official from the tax department.

Buri Ram, zone 14.

The tax department?

That's correct.

You can look up this number

and verify it on the Internet.

One second.

BURI RAM TAX DEPARTMENT, ZONE 14

Okay. Can I help you?

I'm calling to inform you

of a money transfer to your savings account at JNBC

under account number 5-9648-117-48

in the total amount of 55,000 baht.

Did you say 55,000?

AMOUNT OF 500 TRANSFER

What?

YOU HAVE 500 BAHT DEPOSITED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

Wait.

But there is only 500 baht deposited.

That's correct. We can't release the money into your account yet.

Why?

When donations are made to personal accounts

that aren't qualified as nonprofits,

they fall into tax classification eight

and are subject to withholding tax

at ten percent.

-So I need to transfer 5,500 first. - That's correct.

Then our system will release the money to you.

Then I'll make the transfer now.

TRANSFER

YOUR INTERNET DATA HAS RUN OUT PLEASE TOP UP

Why does it have to run out now?

Give me your account number.

Six-zero-two.

Six-seven-eight.

One-zero-one-zero.

It's 5,500, right?

It's 5,500 in total.

Number 134, please come to window eight.

PLEASE ENTER TRANSFER AMOUNT

CONFIRM

ACCOUNT NAME MR. WICHAI KUENKOW

Wait.

Why is it an individual account name,

not the tax department's account?

We use an official's name for auditing purposes.

MR. WICHAI KUENKOW

CANCEL

One moment. The ATM rejected my card.

I'm switching to another one.

Tangdong, check this account for me.

Who transferred me that last 500 baht?

Who is it?

A call center scammer.

Okay.

Have you completed the transaction?

There's no amount showing.

The ATM is slow.

Please be quick. I have many more calls to make.

Sir,

the number five button is broken.

Will pressing one and four at the same time work?

What's the matter with you? I'm not your friend.

Let me tell you the joke is on you. You're a fake officer.

The account is fake.

Did you steal Mr. Wichai's account?

You scumbag.

You dried piece of dog shit. You parasite.

Hey! Isn't that too harsh?

You haven't lost one baht. I've lost 500.

You deserve it.

You better eat what you crave for now.

You're going to jail.

What can a net weirdo like you do to catch me?

I've conned a cop's wife before.

Ina.

ID CARD MR. TEWA SUPPAPAISAN

Your eyebrows look like leeches.

Mr. Tewa Suppapaisan.

Number 4111 Niwas Road, Isan Sub-district, Muang District,

Buri Ram Province.

-How the hell? -You're screwed.

You're trying to con an ex-banker.

I'm going to post your voice clip online.

You'll be famous. Turn on the TV and watch.

Ellen and Amanpour will be talking about you.

- Wait. -Bye.

I'm so screwed.

Hello?

It's me, Leech Eyebrows.

Don't hang up.

I feel guilty.

Can I pay one month of your installments?

JANUARY

Money can't buy me.

How about I go see you?

It'll just take a minute. You delete the recording,

and I'll knock two post-its off your wall.

JANUARY, FEBRUARY

It's your chance to get someone to pay your debts.

Someone to pay your debts…

Are you there?

If you want the recording deleted, meet me tomorrow.

Hello.

It's the white car.

To your right.

Where? I don't see any cars.

Do you know left from right?

To the right.

Yes, I’m right here.

You stole a car?

Get in the car and let's make a deal.

No. You come out.

You get over here.

I'll only talk in a public space.

Stop!

Not you. Keep moving.

Thank you.

What's wrong with you? Scat.

Jesus. She even talks to a dog.

Stop.

Show me your hands. Lift up your shirt.

Are you armed?

Are you joking?

I'm serious.

Higher.

Higher.

You're going to see my nipples.

Higher.

Are you a weirdo? Seriously.

You might have weapons up there.

You look like a newborn goat.

So what?

Nothing.

Are you any good at conning people?

I caught you.

I got unlucky. How was I supposed to know you were an ex-banker?

Well?

If you don't talk, I'll leave.