Adventure Time

So... if that's where we started

and this is the water

and this is where the humans are,

then we must be arOooound...

here.

Oh, no! Giant Finn hand straight ahead!

Jake!

That's not how you navigate, man.

Yeah, I know.

But, what do you expect?

I was afraid of the ocean for, like, forever.

Relax. I'm a regular sea dog.

Just gotta measure the angle of the sun

using my pocket sextant...

then do some super-complicated calculations...

and some plotting.

And, voilà! We got a course...

Straight through the Sea of Sure Death.

Susan, we've got a course!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Susan feel alive.

Ahh!

Mm.

Cool.

El-le-fly, el-le-fly, emerge from the chrysalis

El-le-fly, el-le-fly, emerge from the chrysalis

Flyyyy

Someone!

Majestic animal in distress!

Let's go! Let's go! Turn left!

That's gonna take us off course.

Uh, helping people comes first.

We don't like you!

You make us uncomfortable!

Susan does not think this is a good idea.

What?! Yeah, Susan.

What if those people need to slay lizard to feed babies?

Yeah, man, then it'd be like

you're the slayer of babies.

So, it's up to Finn

to stop that ship all by his self.

Catapult me, Jake.

Sea lizard make scary storm magic.

We're gonna die!

We deserved that.

See? Not good idea.

Hello! Yoo-hoo!

Hi.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry about your boat.

I was just trying to get rid of those weirdos.

Sorry.

My name's Whipple, by the way.

Um, I'm Finn the human.

Susan.

And I'm the bad boy, Jake.

Were they after your shiny, shiny pelt, Whipple?

No, they said I was annoying.

What?

That is so mean.

I don't know what it is.

I mean, I see those guys around all the time.

I thought they were cool.

Uh-oh. I lost the sextant.

Does that mean we're lost?

It means I can't determine our current posi...

Ooh! Ooh! Let me see!

You trying to get to this island?

Pssh, I know where that is. I can totally get you there.

Without instruments?

I got fish senses.

Yeah, okay. That sounds good.

Good lizard.

You guys are so cool!

You're cool, Mr. Navigator.

Whipple, you're the greatest.

Okay, so, but here's the really clever part, okay?

Squirrel girl wakes up and realizes she's alone.

Squirrel boy never existed.

It was all a dream. Cool, right?

Whipple, you suck so much.

And I'm thinking the next novel in the series

will center around a married cat

who has an extra-marital crush on a handsome ape, Stanley.

Or maybe Stanley's too close to "Dan Lee."

That's from my screenplay about a hot turtle couple

who go on a cross-country road trip as a last resort

to save their marriage.

But then, they find out they're actually gophers.

Anyway, I'm really excited about my kids' book, too.

It's kind of a sad story about these anthropomorphic

salt and pepper shakers who've been BFFs for life,

but Pepper starts developing feelings for Salt,

and basically, Salt never

returns them and ends up marrying

another guy, so Pepper

starts writing stories to try to distract himself.

It's semi-autobiographical...

StOoop!!

BMO?! BMO?!

You stowed away?

Who cares?! Give me the earplugs!

Shh!

Wait. Are you guys wearing earplugs?