Central Park

Thanks. Thank you. Oof, that's a big bill.

Hey there. I'm your new narrator.

Wanna hear a story about a park?Hey, hey, shush. Don't be scared.

You're with a pro now.You're with the best.

A guy with know-how.A guy who's, well, dressed.

I know it's hard to comprehendthe level of quality you're seeing,

but I can make this very simple for you.

You deserve to be in

First-class hands

That's right, I saidFirst-class hands

You've been distracted by a dudeWho's been uprooting the whole plot

I'm not trying to be rudeBut there's no way in hell he's got

A pair of first-class hands

Don't you wanna be inFirst-class hands?

See, the last guySort of missed the mark

It's why I'm here to take youThrough Central Park

In first-class hands

Hi, excuse me.What are you doing here, Griffin?

Hey, buddy. Yeah, so you got fired.

Fired? Why?

You know why.-No, I don't.

Somebody spilled the beans.

The "Bitsy Brandenham was secretly funding

Mayor Whitney Whitebottom'scampaign" beans.

I don't even like beans.

It's Bitsy! It's Bitsy Brandenham! Oh, no.

So, yeah.

Those beans.

You messed up.We're narrators, not guardian angels.

Can't we be both?Like, narrators with benefits?

Help out around the farm, so to speak.

I mean, I guess you could nudge,you could guide them a tiny bit,

but you can't blurt out spoilersor change the course of everything.

I have two words for you.

I'm leaving?-Free will.

Can I guess again?I was gonna say free will.

Birdie, Birdie, you dirty little thing

You could've stayed, you could've made

Your little ukulele sing -It's a fiddle.

But you just had to blow itHad to interfere

And the next thing you knowIt's over and I'm here

But, Griffin, if in fact I got involved,

don't you think my selfless actjust might have solved it?

They gotta make their own decisionsWe just get to watch

There's no room for new revisionsUnless you wanna botch it

They need first-class-- -Okay, constructive criticism.

Yeah, I can take a note. I got it now.

Hands

Hands -Listen:

From now on, I'll give them

First-class hands -No, Birdie-- Birdie, listen to me. No.

You've all been shackled to a chaperoneWho needs to take a hike

I could end this cute toe-tapper

Only, waitWho doesn't like when I sing?

First-class hands-I get it now

I'll give them first-class hands-A professional who understands

Just sit back, enjoy the music

I've played withThree different Coachella bands

That is impressive.

With these firstClass chorus and verse

Class, so well-rehearsedClass, once met Fred Durst

Class

Really, Durst? When was that?

Why have the worstWhen you can have first-class

First-class hands?

So, you should go.

Right, like motivational.Like, "Go, girl."

Thank you. Here I go.

Owen and the family are...

And now to-- Over here.

I'm sorry. I need to just turn awayfrom you and take us over to Owen,

who is trying to get his family-Trying to get his family

excited about an owl camera.-excited about an owl camera. Damn it!

So, yeah, the Natural History Museumis setting up a camera

to livestream the owl nestin that tree, right there.

Isn't that incredible?

So, when you were like, "Hey, guys.Wanna see something really cool?"

this is what you meant?

And I was so right, right?

Wasn't I kinda right, kids?

No. Sorry, I said that out loud.I mean, yes.

Molly, it's an owl's nest.They are the Beyoncé of birds,

if Beyoncé could turn her headall the way around.

So, when's it gonna go live, Dad?

Tonight at 5:00. It's gonna be likea reality show about owl roommates.

Should be called "Owl in the Family."

Or maybe "The Owl Couple."

"Real Owl's Wives of New York"?

No? You guys are so cliquish.

Bitsy, you have a phone call.

I'm mid bubble beard.Let it go to voice mail.

It's Dmitry.

What? Don't let it goto voice mail, dummy. Answer it.

Hello? One minute.

Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker!

Dmitry, how are you?

Are you finally ready to investin my plan to buy Central Park?

I've been thinking about it,but it's kind of on the back burner.

On the front burner

is the hotel where my daughteris supposed to have her wedding tonight.

Because it's burning. It's on fire.

It's kind of our fault.The wedding theme was fire.

I have a proposal for you:

The Brandenham Hotelhosts my daughter's wedding.

Fine, fine.

We're booked six months out,but I can make it four for you.

How about four hours? I need it tonight.

Tonight?-It has to be tonight.

We've got 300 guests in town,and my hair looks amazing.

Put him on mute. I'm gonna make him thinkwe're fully booked tonight

so I can leverage the hell out of this.

Sorry, I didn't mute it yet.-Damn it, Helen!

Muting now. -What did you--

Dmitry, we have a secret ballroomon the tenth floor.

You can use that.

You want me to take it off mute?-Oh, my God. Yes.

Dmitry? -Yes?

We can do it, but you and Iare gonna talk business tonight.

Yes, yes, we can talk business.

But first,we're gonna talk ice sculptures.

Okay. Okay, bye. Thank you.

Cole, I just got a hot tipfrom a pal at the paper.

What do you think about this?Can you set the table?

Wait, wait. Don't touch my notes.

Are we eating around Mom's notes again?

I call the only chairthat doesn't have papers on it.

You know howI've been trying to figure out

why Bitsy Brandenhamwas funneling money to the mayor?

Let's say yes.

Two sort of open spots,one fork, four of us.

I'm figuring it out.

A sandwich could go here.A beverage could go here.

This could be a chip zone, maybe.-I can eat on my lap.

Listen to this.

Doug from work just saw something weirdhappen at the Brandenham Hotel.

Upsies.

I'm excited to see the secret ballroom.

Well, now it's not a secret, is it?

Follow me.

Paige, I just saw something weird.

I've gotta sneak into the hotel

and find out what's going onin that secret ballroom.

How? That hotel's a fortressunless you're staying there.

Then I guess I'll have to stay there.

Hey, Marvin.

I need the newspaper to pay for me to stayat the Brandenham Hotel for one night.

Okay, great.

He said absolutely hell no.

Hey, babe, maybe we could possibly...

Oh, boy. Sorry, just bracing for it.

Pay for a room?-It's, like, 400 bucks a night there.

It's closer to five.-I just got light-headed.

I know it's a lot of money, but my guthas a hunch that my inklings are right.

I really think I can crack this thing.-I believe in you, Paige,

but I'm allowed to cry a little bitabout the 500-- I don't wanna say it.

You know what makes people feel better

when they spend a ton of moneythey don't really have?

Watching some owl cam.

Thank God for those damn owls.Molly, you in, baby?

Hotel. I wanna go hotel.

It's kind of a work trip.

Please, Mother.Don't leave me with the owls.

A girl shouldn't even have to say that.

All right, fine.But nothing from the minibar.

If I see one of those triangular chocolatebars on the bill tomorrow, so help me...

I'm gonna wear a fluffy robe tonight.

This one is disappointing too.

Three hours till the wedding. No pressure.

What do think, Anya?-It's terrible. Give me another one.

She's a nervous eater.Gets it from her mother.

The bride looks sort of terrified.-That's just her face.

So, after you're done eating halfthe appetizers we prepared for tonight,

can we talk business?

I'm too nervous.

If all goes well tonight,there will be nothing to discuss.

That sounds like a bad thing.

No, "nothing to discuss" in a good way.Like, if this goes well, I'm in.

This salad is beautiful. Approved.

That's a centerpiece.-Now it's a salad.

Okay, drumroll.

Dad, that's trumpets.-Right, sorry.

Okay, we're headed to the hotel.-That's great, babe.

Are you sure you're notjust watching a still image?

Yeah. I mean, I don't think we are.

Well, have a fun nightlooking at a picture of an owl.

It might be a picture.

Yeah, it did.

Hey, did you know owlsare actually not intelligent at all?

They're lucky they're hot.-So hot.

An elevator for short people?This place has everything.

That's a dumbwaiter.If you were to order room service--

Which we will definitely not be doing,because someone brought yogurt.

You're welcome.

For guests who did not bring yogurt,

the kitchen sends a food cartto your floor on that little elevator.

And a dumb waiter pushes it in,or where does he come in?

And here's your room.

All right, I'm gonna use this deskas my command center.

And... yeah. There it is.

All right, I'm gonna go snoop around,see if I can find any Russians.