Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage

In order to prevent spillage,

one does not simply twist out the cork.

Oh, God!

Frasier's a laughing show.

I like laughing shows.

What are you talking about?

Well, some shows you can hear people laughing,

and some you can't.

Wonder Years, no one's laughing.

Is it funny? We'll never know.

I prefer to laugh when I choose to.

Really? I ain't never seen you laugh.

Okay. Got the baby down.

Listen to her snore. What a beautiful sound.

Don't you think it's time she slept in her own room?

No. She's fine where she is.

I just want her to grow up to be independent.

Well, now, hang on, when Mandy was a baby,

she stayed in our room a good while.

Yes, she did.

And she's still here, Jim.

Hey, if you don't want us, we're happy to leave.

Hold on. For the first time in my life, I got my own bathroom.

I ain't goin' nowhere.

"I want her to grow up

to be independent."

Boy, she pisses me off.

Me, too.

Sooner we get out of here, the better.

Well, we're saving money, we got built-in babysitters.

I don't care. Every day I'm in this house with her,

a little piece of me dies.

We just got to make sure it ain't my favorite pieces.

Oh, really? And which pieces are those?

Oh, don't make me say it.

But there's two of 'em.

Come here.

You want to fool around?

Really? I thought you were all pissed off.

I am.

And that turns you on?

Maybe.

Hmm. This is valuable information.

Think we can do it without waking the baby?

I can. You're the noisy one.

Oh, dang it.

Y'all left this on the coffee table.

Oh.

Sleep okay?

I did.

So, all the little pieces that died because of me

are doing all right?

You know, you could've turned off the monitor.

But I didn't.

Okay, hope y'all are hungry. Oh.

Nice of the kid to make breakfast.

Mm-hmm.

This is where you say, "Thank you, Georgie."

- Aw, that ain't necessary. - See?

That ain't necessary.

- Hello. - Morning, honey.

Hey, Connor, how's it going?

Going well. How are you?

We're family. You don't have to shake my hand.

Understood.

Yeah, that's not what he meant.

It's okay. I'll take it.

How's your music going?

Excellent.

I'm working on a piece in seven-four time.

It's impossible to dance to.

- Hey, thanks for the hug. - You're welcome.

I don't know what to do with that boy.

There's nothing "to do" with him.

He's just a creative soul.

If it helps, I've got some experience

with quirky family members.

Oh, that is true.

Sheldon turned out pretty good,

considering majority of the folks can't stand him.

Well, what did your parents do?

Well, my mom always babied him,

and my dad was always mad about it.

Yeah, that's exactly what they've been doing.

Right. Keep up the good work.

Run this work order

back to Ruben.

You sure that's a good idea?

Just give him time, he'll warm up to you.

That's what you said about Mrs. McAllister.

Yeah, I was wrong on that one. Go on.

Okey dokey.

Ruben, when you're done, we got an alignment waiting.

Yes, sir.

I told you, you don't have to call me "sir."

Plain ol' Georgie's fine.

Look at me, taking orders from "plain ol' Georgie."

Hey, I'm not giving orders.

I'm just a lowly Smurf working for his lordship.

Lowly serf.

No, I'm pretty sure it's Smurf.

Except one of us is sleeping with the boss's daughter.

Whoa. Hold on, partner.

I slept with her,

got her pregnant, and then married her.

The order's a little wonky, but I checked all the boxes.

Hey, whatever you say, sir.

Come on, Ruben.

I'm a good guy, give me a chance.

I've been here nine years.

How long you been here?

Couple months?

I'm going to night school to get my bachelor's.

What's your education?

11th grade.

And who has the clipboard, and who has this thing?

Okay, when you put it that way, it seems a little unfair.

How old are you?

If I answer that, it's only gonna seem more unfair.

How's it going out here?

- It's fine, all good. - Ruben?

I hate this kid.

Okay, then, carry on.

Busy?

Just sending the U.S. government

more of our hard-earned money to piss away.

What's up?

I just wanted to apologize for some of the things I said.

Like how living here is killing you?

That is one of the things.

I'm doing the best I can, Amanda.

I know, and I-I really appreciate

you and Dad taking us in.

Thank you.

And I am so glad that you and CeeCee are here.

And...?

Georgie.

So what do you think? Can we start over?

I would like that.

Great.

I'm gonna take CeeCee to her doctor's appointment.

Do you want to come with us?

Thank you. I would.

All right.

And while we're there, we can ask the doctor

if we should be concerned that she's not talking yet.

She's not even a year, Mom, she's fine.

Of course.

It's just, you were an early talker and so was your brother.

I don't know about Georgie.

What are you saying? My daughter's got

some kind of stupid gene from her father?

I didn't say that.

But it is interesting that you jumped to it.

Georgie is very smart in more of a...

workaday manner.

He turns his underwear inside out

so he can wear 'em an extra day.

He's frugal. There's nothing wrong with being frugal.

Hmm. Workaday and frugal, quite a catch.

You are a horrible, horrible person!

What time we leaving for the doctor?

Hey.

: I miss seeing my girls.

What you doing?

Looking for a place to live. We're leaving.

What happened now?

It doesn't matter, I just can't be here anymore.

What'd she say?

It's not important.

Mandy.

It's not important, Georgie,

I just want to leave.

Honey, don't cry.

I'm not.

Dang it.

Georgie, wait.

All right, listen up, whatever you said to my wife,

it's got to stop and it's got to stop right now.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what I'm talking about either.

But she's back there crying and she's wanting to leave.

Whoa, whoa, let's all calm down.

Audrey, what happened?

No idea.

Amanda came to me and apologized for being rude.

I accepted.

Then, before I knew it, she was being rude again.

I'm guessing hormones.

I'm walking away.

If I may, you do have a habit

of slipping in little comments that can be real hurtful.

Name one.

Oh, let's not go naming things.

How about saying that CeeCee might be dumb like her dad?

She said that?

- She said that. - I never said that!

Hey, you can call me whatever you want

but you do not insult my daughter

or accuse my wife of having hormones.