Harry and Walter Go to New York

- Hey! - Gimme a bag!

What's the matter?

There was a chicken in my bag.

There was a chicken in my bag.

I think we got the goose.

Hands.

Mm-hmm. Very nice.

That's better. Good.

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Perkins. Mm-hmm. Mmm.

Marie, now what have I told you about reading that rubbish?

I wasn't reading it, Mr. Worth. I was just looking at your picture.

- It's nice, isn't it? - Yes, isn't it?

Mr. Worth.

Ah, good morning, George. Has my guest arrived?

He's at your table, Mr. Worth.

You're looking a little peaked this morning, George.

- Feeling all right? - Champion, Mr. Worth. Just champion.

Ah, Mr. Crisp.

How nice to see you.

George, do you think you might bring us some of Henri's blueberry muffins?

I didn't come here to dine.

Is it the door? It 'tis, isn't it?

It's the damage we did to the door of your bank.

I take full responsibility.

I insist that you send the bill for repair to my attorney.

I'm touched by your generosity, Mr. Worth.

Deeply touched.

But Mr. Mosler of the Mosler Safe Company has seen to it...

that our bank is now invulnerable.

- Oh? - Let's get on with it.

- As you wish. - You have my securities?

I propose the standard arrangement that we enjoy...

That we enjoy with every bank president here in New York.

Naturally, we keep the cash.

We return the securities to you for 15 cents on the dollar.

The one question that remains is how much of a fee you yourself require.

Are you suggesting I bamboozle my own board of directors?

Bamboozle? What a quaint phrase.

I realize, of course, that you've incurred certain expenses,

traveling here to retrieve your securities,

but then I had to go all the way to Massachusetts to rob your bank.

And you're going back. But this time you're going to jail.

I beg your pardon?

Arrest him! He's got the securities!

Adam Worth, you're under arrest for the robbery

of the Commercial Bank and Trust Company in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Sergeant O'Reilly.

- Is that revolver loaded? - Oh, it 'tis, sir.

Well, put it away before you hurt yourself.

But I can't.

He can't, Adam, because I'm here.

Billy Gallagher, detective extraordinary.

In the flesh.

But Billy, this is New York.

And this is a Boston bench warrant for your arrest.

I'm afraid you underestimated Mr. Crisp, Adam.

He called me and me company because he knows

that you own every cop in New York.

All right, officer.

- I can't tell you how sorry I am. - Don't feel badly, O'Reilly.

Contact my attorney and have him cancel my steamer ticket.

Please don't cry, Marie.

I'm sorry, Mr. Worth. There was nothing I could do.

Here, George. Cheer up.

And for the love of God, get yourself a new orchestra.

Mr. Crisp, whatever has become of gentlemanly manners?

Gentlemanly manners!

You are a thief, Mr. Worth.

Perhaps this will teach you not to fool with Rufus T. Crisp!

It will teach me to be a little less lenient with you next time, sir.

There won't be a next time for you, Mr. Worth.

You'll be behind bars.

We shall meet again, Mr. Crisp. You can bank on it.

What now, oh, fantastic woman of the east?

What is it that I hold in my hand?

I see...

I see a small, round object.

A locket.

A beautiful locket.

A locket. Ladies and gentlemen, a locket.

And a beautiful one!

Here you are, my sweet. How old are you?

- Twenty-one. - I'll meet you in a half hour.

Lovely child. Bless you.

Now, who else? Who else would care to challenge the mystical gifts...

- of the great Madame Rabina? - Right here!

I don't care, it matters not to the madame.

Anyone at all? Oh, very well.

She ain't gonna guess that.

Oh, great woman of the east.

What is it now that I hold in my hand?

- Oy-y-y-y! Spirits. Come down. - Arrest them, officers!

Please, please, please, the madame needs complete silence.

- Sha! Sha! - Hold on a minute.

I walked in here with $30, and I walked out with 20.

These chiselers stole ten dollars out of my wallet!

Officers, if you don't mind. Would you please, please keep this man quiet?

- He's disturbing the spirits. - Hey, wait a minute!

Some of my money's missing!

Excuse me! I can clear this confusion immediately.

- Where were you sitting, sir? - Right here.

Right here. I'm sure that if you look under your seat

you will find exactly what it is that you are missing.

Please, if everyone would look directly under their seats,

I'm sure we can clear up this confusion.

Way under. And run, Walter!

- Hey! Hey! - And help me find the missing money.

Harry, you promised. You promised!

My father, the sheikh, will have you trampled by camels!

I never saw that man before in my life. He's not a prince.

- You're stepping on my dress. - We're gonna get through early tonight.

All right, let's move it!

Let's move up these steps here. Come on. Come on!

Keep it going. Let's go.

Come on. Get off of there. Let's go.

Harry, I just want you to know how much I appreciate everything you've done for me.

- That's all right. - It's not all right, Harry!

Shut up, both of ya. Come on, that means move!

Here he comes!

Good morning, everybody! Good morning, good morning.

Good morning.

Thank you all so much for coming out to see me. I do appreciate this.

Hey, Adam! How many safes have you blown?

Obviously one too many, or I wouldn't be here, would I?

- That's Adam Worth! - Who?

- Adam Worth. - Thank you for coming along to see me.

Hello, little lady. Let me give you an autograph here. There we are.

What a pretty hat you have there. Hello, sunshine.

Good morning, darling. I'm overwhelmed by the reception.

- Would you like a picture, sir? - Yes, sir.

Stand back. Put the flag down.

Here we are.

Mr. Worth, I'm Warden Durgom.

Quiet, please. Quiet.

- Who are you? - Warden Durgom, sir.

How courteous of you to welcome me personally.

As soon as I'm settled in, we'll have a chat.

If you'll excuse me for a moment.

Good-bye, ladies.

I'll see you all again...

The moment that visiting privileges...

Move back. Give her some air.

...can be arranged.

The trouble with you and me, Walter, is that we're thinking too small.

The only trouble with you and me, Harry, happens to be you.

- Good-bye, Leary. - Me? Oh.

All right, you two loudmouths. Out of line.

- Oh, we weren't saying— - Move it! Out of line!

My advice is just not to mix with the general population.

- Come right this way, please. - Warden.

Get back! Hey!

Trouble. He almost got us that time. We gotta be very careful on this ward.

No kindness can you extend at all. Give 'em an inch, and they take a foot.

Nickel-and-dimers, like I told you before.

Just step this way, and everything'll be okay.

Good morning.

Walter, today could be the luckiest day in our lives. Believe me.

How do you do it, Adam?

It must be extremely difficult for you here.

Difficult?

It's an absolute nightmare. My silver lobster forks have gone.

The mildew on the walls is destroying my draperies.

And I haven't once bathed in truly hot water since I arrived here.

- Would you like a cigar, sir? - Oh, thank you.

Try the, uh, quail eggs, Jack.

And something has got to be done about the noise from that damned nitro detail...

in the rock quarry!

- More brandy, Warden? - Thank you, no, sir.

I have pressing duties at the gate.

The eats was magnificent.

I particularly was taken with those... little chickens.

Mr. Chatsworth, it was nice to meet you, sir.

It was likewise.

Excuse me, sir.

Would you care for us to clear the dishes now?

Later, Harold.

Right now, Mr. Chatsworth and I would appreciate a bit of privacy.

Come back in an hour.

Did you try the quail eggs, Jack?

Uh, excuse me, sir.

Would that be in the icehouse with the wine, sir?

Would what be in the icehouse with the wine?

Privacy, sir.

Good-bye, Harold.

Right. Walter.

I thought they'd make a nice change from the gulls' eggs.

They're so large. Just— Just try one.

This is for later, Mr. Worth.

Good-bye, Walter.

Adam, where'd you find those two oafs?

Oh, they're not oafs, Jack.

They would require practice to become oafs.

- Did you bring the plans? - Right here.

You know, I stood right there with Spangler while he drew them from memory,

12 hours after he'd burned the original.

Imagine, Mosler's own designer selling us the blueprints

of the Crisp invulnerable bank.

Marvelous. Exquisite.

Come over here, Jack.