نخستین 200 خط.
We're here.
Bring me its egg.
Don't worry,
Daddy will protect you.
Hello.
Hello, my little angel. Are you okay?
- Did you have fun with Dad? - Look,
he won a teddy bear for you, and he drew us
some beautiful pictures. Look.
Oh yes, that's...
Wow!
Alright, your drawings are getting
better and better, it's really...
beautiful, very beautiful.
Alright, come on, let's go brush your teeth
- and put on your pajamas. - Oh no!
Oh yes!
Come on, hurry up.
I'm coming.
Bringing him back at 8 PM when he has school tomorrow!
I only get to see him on the weekends!
Keep this up and you won't get to see him at all.
And this,
is because you stuck that thing on my car door.
If you hadn't crashed into the bushes...
Mom?
I know what I want
for my birthday.
I want all three of us to do it together.
- WE'D LOVE TO, SWEETHEART. - Tonight,
can I sleep with the lights on? I'm scared.
Yes, of course you can.
He's scared because of you!
What?
Well... I don't know!
Did you see what you packed in his bag?
A first aid kit, a blood pressure monitor...
So what?
And a venom extractor! Who does that?
Any mother would.
But not for a trip to the park.
Whose is this? Are we done? Have you found someone new already?
- You certainly didn't waste any time. - Can you just stop?
- Who's the lucky guy? - A colleague from the animal shelter?
Maybe the plumber left it behind.
He's here, isn't he? Where is he?
You're being ridiculous.
If you don't want to tell me, fine, whatever.
I'll find him myself, this plumber of yours.
Are we seriously doing this?
That was a gift from your mother.
- Right. - Mmh.
So,
where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where is he?
He's lucky I didn't run into him.
When I see that after such a short time,
you could already replace me,
I tell myself that in the end, I haven't lost anything at all.
Bye, Tess.
BYE DAD!
We love you so, so, so much.
They love me.
Fear.
Joy.
- Anger. - Unhappiness!
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
- Are you serious? - Everything went exactly as expected.
- BYE DAD! - We love you...
so, so, so, so much. Let's go inside.
Guess who, Mr. Ticoule?
I don't know... Stéphane?
- You do this to me every morning. - Yeah, that's true.
- Next time, I'll disguise my voice. - Deal.
It's a mess in here.
Yeah, I'm sleeping here now.
I have so much work to do. Coffee?
Oh yes, that'd be great.
Ticoule,
the boss wants to see you.
- Sit down. - Did you call for me, Mr. Malone?
Is there an issue with the financial report?
It was right here at the Zoo'Nimaux park, owned by Jeffrey Malone,
who is suspected of throwing one of his competitors to his hyenas,
that a man allegedly broke into the zoo premises.
In a drunken state,
he accidentally caused a short circuit
that threw open the animal enclosures.
Panic quickly spread throughout the village,
as these images show.
According to a man present at the park
who encountered a hippopotamus.
- Did the animal attack? - No, but I'd rather it had.
Hippos are very affectionate during their mating season.
Coming up next,
- the weather forecast... - You see this,
this guy? He was supposed to do a job
for me.
I'm truly very sorry.
- I don't know how to make it up to you. - I do.
You're going to replace him.
But what exactly was the job he was supposed to do?
A cruise in South America.
- Uh, what's the catch? - And bring me back
a package. Traveling by sea means fewer checks than flying.
Yep, there's the catch.
You leave next week.
- Next week? - No, I can't.
I'm sorry, sir. Because it's my son's
birthday, we promised we'd do it together,
it's really complicated.
Not a problem.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Wait, wait!
No, I'll do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
There's one rule:
never open that package.
You go with your wife
and your son.
You'll just look like ordinary tourists.
Not a problem.
Just let me out.
Ah, they're coming!
Whatever you want!
I'm begging you!
Don't let me down.
- A cruise in South America. - I got a great deal
from the union. You'd think that... Well.
Is this a joke?
- Not at all. - Léo, would you be happy if we went on
- vacation for your birthday? - That would be amazing!
But on the condition that you promise
- not to fight. - I promise you.
I'm willing to try. What about you, Tess?
Yes!
Yes, that's wonderful. It's a good idea.
- Great. - Come on,
- go play on the swings, honey. - I'm going to have
a great vacation.
Aren't you coming with us?
Are you coming to play
- with me? - Yes, Mommy's coming.
I'm not sleeping in the same bed as you.
I'd rather sleep on the doormat, it's less irritating to look at.
What's the most important thing? Isn't it that our son is happy?
Oh my God!
It wasn't me! I'm innocent!
Smuggler or victim?
This French citizen, a good father,
was just sentenced to 30 years
in prison in a Mexican jail
for transporting a package that he claims he didn't know the contents of.
- Hello? - Hello there.
This is NRJ radio. We're giving you a two-week dream vacation
on a cruise between South America and France
if you can answer one question correctly.
- What is your favorite radio station? - RTL.
Uh... Are you sure?
This is NRJ calling to ask you
- what your favorite radio station is. - I know exactly what I'm saying, it's RTL.
I know what I'm saying, trust me.
Well, you're in luck, because here at NRJ,
our favorite radio station is also RTL. You've won a two-week dream vacation.
Really?
I'm so lucky we have the same taste.
We'll send all the details to your phone. Bye!
Welcome to Palombia International Airport.
Thank you for traveling with us...
Excuse me, please!
Could you hold this red bag for a second?
Excuse me.
Thank you.
I recognize you.
You used to sing in the group.
To Be Dos, with Juanito.
It's possible.
- I didn't dare ask you. - Don't worry about it,
- I'm used to it. - Oh really?
Can I get Juanito's autograph,
please. His solo career is really impressive.
He's sold a lot of records.
Boh... Did I say something wrong?
Stéphane?
- Mr. Ticoule? - But...
- What a coincidence! - What are you doing here?
- A crazy story. - I won a CFC cruise
thanks to RTL.
- Are you kidding me? - No.
I'm on that cruise too.
No way?
- Yes. - Want to share a taxi?
Yes, I'd love to.
I'm with my family. Tess, Léo!
- Stéphane, my colleague. - Hello, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - You look even better in person
- than in pictures. - Where have you seen pictures of me?
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