Delivery Boys

Oh yeah!

All right, Sike!

Backspin! - Killer move!

Suicide!

All right, Sike! Go boy!

Oh, look at that guy go!

Come on man, get up!

Come on man, get up!

No!

Damn, man.

Every since you stopped dancing

all you've been doing is drinking.

How's it going?

Find Izzie a job today.

A job he's going to keep this time.

Listen, Fast Action wants us on the stage real quick.

Run emergency drill.

You know how that goes.

Hear that, Max? You better go.

No, we're going to go.

Fast Action's always called in those emergency drills.

Then we're going to see Angelina about a job.

Crazy.

Joining our ranks?

Delivery Boys of America unite!

Oh!

What, did I say something wrong?

Ready?

Yeah, let's go.

Hey! Where are you guys going?

We got to go to work!

You don't start working until 12 o'clock.

I got to get my brother Izzie a job.

I got homework.

What's your excuse?

I got a date.

Oh, you got a date?

Yeah, I got a date.

How do these guys want to win?

Look at them!

These guys ain't just playing for marbles, you know.

How do you guys expect to win if you don't practice?

These guys a bunch of all day, suckers!

Suck this!

So long, suckers!

Man, you worry too much!

I worry too much?

Those guys ain't nothing.

Somebody's got to worry around here!

I want to see some windmills!

Windmills! - Windmills!

Why pay my bills? - What you say?

He said windmills.

Now!

Me don't see her.

She in there.

I see her go in hours ago.

We've got to convince her of me seriousness.

You serious, boss.

Man, you is serious.

She ain't never gonna see nobody as serious as you.

You deadly serious. - Cool it, man.

Shit. - Shit.

You've got company.

How awesome.

What do they want with me?

I don't know, but I think you better find out.

Go give it to 'em.

Can I do something for you guys?

You may sit down.

What you got in mind?

Me say sit down!

They call me Spider.

'Cause you creep around?

Cool it, man!

Shit. - Shit.

This is a very serious matter.

Good, I like to be serious.

Three of your delivery boys are members

of a break dance crew known as the Delivery Boys.

So, what's it to you?

Tonight, your Delivery Boys are going to face off

against my crew, known as the Devil Dogs!

Here comes the serious part.

He getting serious now.

So am I.

They're giving a 10 thousand dollar reward

to the crew that wins.

That so?

Yeah, that so.

Now, last year, the Devil Dogs was up to win

the 10 thousand dollars just like this year

we're up to win it.

But we didn't win it last year.

Sorry to hear that.

Oh, so was we.

The crew that won last year was called the Big Shots.

Now, that's a picture of the Big Shots

holding their check for 10 thousand and their trophy.

Yeah, we brought them along because

they are going to help convince you.

Convince me to what?

You're going to find out right now.

That's Richie.

That Bobby.

That's Manny.

That one's Richie.

That one's Bobby.

And this one is Manny!

The Big Shots!

Oh, no. Say it ain't so!

Now they the Little Shots!

Cool it!

Shit.

I've got seven empty places in my trophy case,

and Max's crew got seven guys in it.

What do you want me to do?

You keep your delivery boys

from showing up at the contest.

My guys can handle the other four with no problem.

This is all a question of mind over matter.

You see, I don't mind and they don't matter.

Now, by putting our heads together,

we're going to help your delivery boys to keep

their heads together with their bodies, you dig?

Irie, that's what we're going to do right now!

Hey you, pussies.

You ain't going to win diddly squat sitting on your behinds.

I feel an emergency drill coming on.

I feel a pain coming on.

What he say?

Scandal says he's going to practice his moves

out on the stage.

You know, he's been hanging out

under the bridge a lot with that guy Kenji.

Man, that dude Kenji got the freshest boogie moves.

I wish he was in our group.

Instead of...

I know what you're going to say.

And don't say it.

So Conrad, don't move in your league.

But he cares a lot about the D-boys.

Wasn't it his dad who bought us the costumes?

Yeah, and wasn't it his dad who gave Max

the job delivering at the pizza place

when Izzie and Max's mom died?

And they didn't have no bread.

Dang man, he can't help if he's blond.

Don't be prejudiced man.

Yo, I ain't prejudiced.

I like Conrad.

But why ain't he here practicing with us,

instead of getting down with that chick?

I know what the problem with you was.

What?

You weren't concentrating.

I know.

I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking of you.

That was obvious.

Was it that obvious?

I've never had this sort of a problem with a guy before.

What's wrong with me anyway?

You're a pig.

Pig?

A pig.

A pig, pig?

We're both pigs.

I'm getting out of here.

I'm a pig, too!

Perhaps the biggest pig of all!

I'm all confused inside.

Nothing matters anymore.

Except one thing.

Conrad.

You forgot the board meeting downtown.

Your father is going to be mighty pissed.

You know Babcock, I hate board meetings.

No matter how I try, I'm bored with boards.

Why would you bring a girl to a dump like this?

Well, I've been to the Ritz Carlton.

I've been to the Carlisle.

I've been to the...

I know, I know, Conrad, you're bored.

I'm bored. - Yeah.

To be or not to be.

That is the question.

The question?

Mind. Suffer. Slings. Arrows.