Snake Eater II: The Drug Buster

Yeah that'll work, that'll work.

Oh yeah y'all got juice, y'all got juice.

Oh you a cute lil girl, where's your mama?

Yeah c'mon c'mon, work it, work it.

Yeah, yeah.

Keep that in, keep that in.

Work, work.

C'mon c'mon you can do harder than that, c'mon.

Do better than that.

All right, all right.

Where's my girl?

Oh come on.

I can't take in no more, I can't take it.

I gotta get funky, funky.

Oh oh.

Yeah, yeah heart attack, heart attack.

Can't keep up.

How you doin' Nicky?

All right all right all right all right.

Listen up.

We got this big city wide tournament comin' up

and first prize is $3000.

You know what that means?

It means you win and you buy yourself one of 'em

funky fresh white Mercedes with tinted windows

and an AMG kit.

And with the spare money,

we'll scare the shit outta some white folks

by teaching their kids the dance.

Nobody's listenin'.

Well I got some business to get to.

Please inform Johnny Law that I waited as long as I could.

Why don't you tell him yourself.

Soldier.

Hey word on the street is you got your badge takin' away.

Is that true?

Well yeah it's true Speedboat.

Very true.

So now you not Johnny Law anymore you're just Johnny.

Speedboat you're a pretty perceptive guy

but there's more to the story.

Like what?

Like I'm only under suspension.

Next week I get my old job back and I become Johnny Law

once again.

I knew that, I knew that man.

I knew that but you didn't let me finish my story.

'Cause I'm ea yin' this guy walks up to me and says

"Hey you know that cop Soldier?

"He's a pig."

I said "Nobody says that, man."

I said "You keep talkin' I'ma kick you where the good Lord

split ya and I was gon' kick his ass for you man.

For me?

For you.

'Cause you're a very, very dear friend of mine.

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's give this man a round of applause.

Isn't he great?

I appreciate the kind words Speedboat.

Now remember,

I'm still in charge of your community service program.

According to my calculations, you still owe us

another 11 days to get this event completed.

So, unless you wanna spend the rest of the time in jail

where you belong.

I suggest you get on it.

I tell everybody.

Just doin' my job.

Oh Soldier, I love it when you talk.

- C'mon clear out, clear out. - Hey move back

you guys.

Move back.

This guy's pulse is very weak, somebody call an ambulance.

Nicky, what is it baby?

We didn't mean nothin' by it.

We just wanted a little boost.

A boost?

Soldier.

It's all right, it's all right.

Can you clear out give us some room?

How they doin'?

Vince is not gonna make it.

And the other kids on it's way out too, man.

They were doin' coke?

Yeah.

Supplier runs out of lactose so what does he do?

He cuts the stuff with rat poison man.

My sister Nicky is in a coma.

Well what are you gonna do about it?

You know who's pushin' the shit

why don't you nail the fuckers?

Or you gettin' paid too?

Listen up Speedboat, I can nail the guy on the street,

that's not the problem.

I need him to lead me to the main suppliers, you got that?

Yeah, yeah

so you're tellin' me there's nothing you can do?

I'm tellin' ya I'm workin' on it.

I got an idea.

Why don't you have all your friends stop doin' the shit

like it's popcorn.

- What? - Yeah.

The whole problem will clear up over night.

- Man asshole- - He's right.

No buyers, no pushers.

Simple economics.

Well let me tell you somethin' about economics, all right?

You know who's doin' it but you won't nail him

because you gettin' paid by the man.

That's economics.

No Speedboat, that's a lot of shit and you know it.

Soldier, I know that look.

Don't do anything stupid.

Remember you're under suspension.

Sweet, sweet sugar.

Lay off man.

Hey I see you're only young.

Gimme some baby.

Ah so you still keeping company then?

What's it to you?

Girl you know I aint got time to make a show.

Well I'll tell you what,

get yourself some first class transportation

and then maybe I'll give it a thought.

You cold baby, cold.

So tell me, what you hear about these kids dyin'

from bad drugs?

You're kidding me, yeah?

No.

I mean you believe those kids, they do that shit we sell?

Kids is damn fools baby.

Fools deserve to die.

You deserve to die.

Walk away mama, I'm gon' catch you one day.

Chill.

Hey I just came in here to do the same thing you did.

But looks like you don't need much help.

Hey I'd love to stay and help you clean up

but I wouldn't want to take the credit away from you

on this one bro.

See ya.

Okay, we got many presidents to consider.

There's Hamish,

there's Burman,

there's Cinella,

Ventura,

Bosworth,

Debay, the books full of 'em.

Like this baby.

This baby says it all.

"The people versus Crants"

It's the same mandamus.

Or just about.

That's about it for habeas corpus.

Now, getting into a legal search and seizure-

- I always figured one day Soldier would lose it.

I mean you might nod your head every once in a while

for Christ's sake just to let me know you're alive.

How 'bout it pal?

Give me a hand here.

I've got news for you Shapiro, I'm guilty.

So what?

Isn't that Shapiro?

It's court appointed.

Soldier refused to go with council.

Six years on course and all that heroic marine bullshit.

Slide right over that suspension thing.

Hey every now and then, roll your shoulder.

Give us some pain.

Believe me it'll be a cinch.

Your honor, if it pleases the court,

I move at this time for a motion on mistrial.

We're current preparing a written mandamus

Which will-

- Excuse me Mr Shapiro, but it's customary to wait

until the trial begins before declaring a mistrial.

Now sit down.

I want to warn you Mr Shapiro.

I will not put up with your foolishness in my court.

Now I consider this case of precedence setting importance.

That's why I'm holding it in camera.

Do I make myself perfectly clear, Mr Shapiro?

Mr Kelly, you've been charged with four counts of murder

in the second degree.

How do you plead?

We plead not guilty by reason of insanity.

Your honor, my client is not fit to stand trial.

He refuses to take part in his own defense.

He's not cognizant of the surroundings or aware

of the seriousness of the charges leveled against him.

And I insist, no I demand your honor.

That he receives proper psychiatric evaluation

in accordance with article seven 30 section 10

of the legal definition of fitness to proceed.

Very well Mr Shapiro.

In accordance with article seven 30 I have no choice

but to remand your client

to the Stonehurst Psychiatric Facility for evaluation

by a court appointed psychiatrist