Pac-Man

Chomp chomp chomp

chomp

Greetings, Pac-Cuz.

Oh, no, it's P.J.

Stand aside, cuz, while I pack some new life

into that old crate.

Okay, cuz, it's all yours.

Wow! Wee!

'Like, wow! I think that's great, Pac-Cuz.'

thud

boing

chomp chomp chomp

Well, I'm gonna do a little surf-fishing, Pepper.

- You comin'? - No, thanks, Packy.

Too much sun makes me turn orange.

Yeah, then you'll get an orange peel, huh?

Pretty funny, huh? Orange peel!

Um, uh, I guess not.

Ga-goo, dada, Pac-Baby wanna make sand castle.

Oh, here, let me show you how to make a super-duper one.

Come on, you stupid sand. Start sticking.

Pac-Baby want a sand castle!

Well, I'm making one.

Pac-Land wasn't built in a day you know.

Bad, Chomp-Chomp. No, no.

Yap-yap

Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you make a better one.

I don't believe it.

creak creak

Whoo! What?

Oh, my gosh!

Pepper, I got one.

Oh, it's a.. It's a monster.

Gotta be a world record here. A 2000-pounder maybe, huh?

Here it comes. Waa..

Hah! That's a world record, alright.

The biggest bottle ever caught.

Wait a minute. I think there's something inside it. Ah, nope.

Nothing in this old bottle except a bunch of foul air.

Ow! Who's the wise guy who clocked me in the brain?

You ain't got no brains.

Now, shut up and go back to sleep.

I b-better get some suntan lotion

before I b-burn my ghost-suit.

Oh, this must be it.

Hey, fellas, I think we're out of suntan lotion.

But we've got plenty of, uh..

Genie!

Hey, what's the big idea?

He's the big idea.

You, whoever waketh the Genie of Pac-Dad

shall get what you deserve.

- No, we didn't do nothing. - Don't hurt us.

- We're innocent. - Go away.

Please!

You mean you don't want your three wishes?

No, we don't want 'em.

Give it to somebody else.

Three wishes?

That's right.

Whoever holds my bottle

controls my infinite power.

Whoever holds the bottle?

Yes, the bottle.

The bottle?

- It's mine. - No, it's mine.

I found it first.

No, you didn't. Give it to me.

Eh, why should I?

Hah! I got it.

They're all mine.

No fair. Why should you get all the wishes?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I wish you guys would shut your traps.

As you command

oh, great ghost-master.

Hey, what happened?

I merely granted your first wish.

Well, un-grant it.

Listening to that mumbling

is worse than listening to their yapping.

Oh, as you wish.

- Give me my mouth back. - I want my voice.

You know, because of you nitwits

we only have one wish left.

Then we better make it a good one.

Yeah, something real good.

Like a big potato.

Or maybe a spelling book.

O-or better yet, a pair of galoshes.

Can it, fogface.

I'll do the wishing around here.

I wish..

Yes?

- Yes. - Yes.

I wish..

Well, what is it already?

I wish for a million wishes.

Way to go, Clyde.

'And this time, I'll be generous and split up.'

One for Inky, one for Pinky

one for Blinky, one for Sue

and 999,996 for me.

Very well, master.

What is it that you wish for now?

'Let's see, anybody got an idea'

'what would make a fun wish?'

Yeah, I got one.

Oh, this one's really a whopper!

And that gives me a whopper of an idea for a wish.

Yeah, we wish for you to take us over

'to Pac-Man and help us chomp him for good.'

'Your wish is my command'

'oh, monster masters.'

Boy-oh-boy, this ones gonna look great

hanging over my mantel.

Ah, on second thought

maybe I'd better hang it up for today.

Hmm, it must be getting dark earlier these days.

It's gonna get dark permanently for you, Pac-Shrimp.

Abandon beach, abandon beach.

Women and Pac-Babies first.

Packy, what's wrong?

He is.

Well, looks like we're gonna get

rid of the entire Pac-Family

once and for all.

Yeah, even those zillion Power-Pellets

wouldn't do you no good this time.

'Better say your Pac-prayers, Pac-Man'

"cause nothin' in this world'"

'can save you this time.'

splash

What a stupid place to put an ocean.

Alright, who is the wise guy

who put that ocean under my super time warp space hole?

Looks like the little super wimp

has come to see this fellow Pac-wimps in distress.

Are you the one who put that ocean

under my super time warp space hole?

And what if I did?

Oh, just thought I'd let you know

that, uh, next time I'd prefer the water a little warmer.

I catch colds easily, you know. Achoo.

So long.

Super-Pac, come back!

Alright, alright, I'll give you an autograph.

'But I don't want an autograph.'

You don't? Well, what do you want?

I want you to save us from him.

Him? He seem like a nice guy to me.

That's what you think.

How would you like to play some Pac-marbles?

Sure, only where is your marble?

You are my marble.

thud

crash

Oh, where are we?

What do you mean, where are we?

This is my super time warp space home.

Uh, you didn't happen

to see which hole we fell through, did you?

- Unh-unh. - Well.

Without a super time warp space hole map

there's only one way to find out which one it was.

Nope, this isn't the one.

This definitely isn't it.

Thud

'I'm sure this is the one.'

Hmm, looks like we wound up

inside someone's television set.

Hey, we've gotta get back

and stop that evil Genie

before anything happens to Pepper and Pac-Baby.

Relax, Pac-Man.

Look on the bright side

we've already eliminated three holes.

That means there's only

four billion holes left.

Now, that Pac-Man and that Super-Klutz are gone

looks like it's your turn Ms. Pac-Pink.

Yeah, maybe we should wish her on to another planet.

Or we could wish her into a Pac-statue.

Or better yet, we could turn her into a Ghost Monster.

Ah, hah.

Now, that I have the bottle