Ranma ½ (らんま1/2)

AKANE (VOICEOVER): Shampoo's Revenge.

The Shiatsu Technique That Steals Heart And Soul.

Mm hmm?

Mm, Ooh, Aah.

Good morning, P-chan.

-Akane, would you go and wake up Ranma?

Why do I have to wake him up?

Don't be angry.

-Oh look, she's still sulking about Ranma and Shampoo.

Am not.

-Akane, why don't you just come out

and admit your true feelings for him?

No way!

Kasumi, she-- she yelled at me.

That's it.

Just let it all out.

-He doesn't have to cry about it.

Ranma, wake up or I'll--

[SNORING

Wo airen.

Oh, that's cold!

Jeez, Akane, what'd you do that for?

Humph.

What did I do?

Wo ta airen.

Sh-- Shampoo?

What are you doing here?

[SIGHS

Is Ranma awake?

Aw, come on.

You could at least wait until I wake up.

Girl-type Ranma, I kill!

Oh look, Shampoo's here.

That's nice.

Would you like some breakfast?

Huh?

Hmm.

Huh?

-I'm really getting tired of this.

Wo ta airen.

Haya!

Boy-type Ranma, you I love!

Ooh!

Haya!

Leave me alone.

Get away from me!

Ranma.

-OK, that's it, I have had enough!

Enough!

You heard her, Shampoo.

Leave me alone!

Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm.

Huh?

Ranma.

You no run.

Hey.

Come on.

Cut it out now.

Oh.

Airen.

Well it's your own fault.

I tried ignoring you, but that was even worse!

Why you do this?

Why?

Because you're always causing trouble!

-You unhappy because we're having fun.

Fine.

Have fun.

But have it outside.

Why you so jealous?

I'm not jealous.

Hmph.

I haven't got time for this.

I'm late for school.

-I told you already, it's not like I

asked her to come and sleep with me or nothing.

Don't waste your breath.

I couldn't care less how disgusting

you are in the morning.

-Boy, once you make up your mind about something-- Ugh, ah.

-Why do you have to be such a pervert?

I guess you and Shampoo deserve each other.

You're the who sleeps with the little piggy.

Be quiet!

You leave P-chan out of this, all right.

Humph.

Honestly.

You're jealous of a little pig.

-Aah, who'd be jealous of a tomboy like you.

Uh.

-Ugh, that's right, I forgot, we're not engaged anymore.

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

So what if I sleep with a pig.

Go away, you stupid jerk.

I hate you!

I hate you!

Leave me and P-chan alone.

Get lost!

Just go.

-Akane, the time has come for me to leave you forever.

I'll never be anything more to you than your pet P-chan,

will I?

Wake up.

Ranma just gave you the chance of a lifetime.

What are you waiting for Ryoga?

No, but-- what-- Uh, ugh.

-Sorry, Ryoga, but it's Ranma that I love.

OK, so she wouldn't say that.

If she did, my poor heart would be--

It'd break into a thousand pieces.

Aah, farewell, Akane!

Ooh?

Lai, lai.

Lai, lai, lai, lai.

Good boy.

Hey, there it is again.

Oh no.

It's coming closer.

I'm out of here.

Boy-type Ranma.

Shampoo, come on in.

But next time you might want to use the door.

Mm-hmm.

RANMA (WITH HIS MOUTH FULL): OK, what is it?

-Dutiful wife make husband delicious lunch.

Canton-style pork with hibiscus.

Look.

P-chan!

Ooh?

-This lunch for husband, not you.

Aah.

Just a minute.

Ryoga.

Hey, hey.

Ryoga.

P-chan.

Oh, P-chan.

Poor baby.

Huh?

RANMA (VOICEOVER): The kiss of death.

A promise to track Akane to the ends of the earth and kill her!

-Womans what interfere is for killing.

Is Amazon rule.

That's fine with me.

I will accept your challenge.

Come on, the pigs OK.

Why don't we just live and let live, OK?

Butt out!

AKANE (VOICEOVER): This is my chance to get even with her.

Akane, give it up.

There's no way a slowpoke like you can beat someone

like Shampoo.

Slow?

Who are you calling slow?

Ugh, uh, ugh, oh, ugh.

Akane!

She went out that way.

She did what?

RANMA (VOICEOVER): Akane.

Akane.

There's no way she's going to beat Shampoo.

She's going to get herself killed.

Ah, this is all my fault.

Akane.

I gotta get there.

Akane.

Akane!

That was Ryoga.

Aah.

Akane.

Hey, wake up.

Come on, wake up.

Huh?

Uh.

That's odd.

You idiot!

I told you not to fight with her, didn't I?

Do I know you?

Huh?

Do I know you?

AKANE (VOICEOVER): Shampoo challenged me and we fought.

I can remember it clearly up to that point.

But then, as for what came next--

Huh?

Akane.