Final Space

Get ready to turn your brains to viewing mode

because, previously on "Final Space,"

Gary just received a Mayday call

for none other than Quinn, the super-spicy captain

he hasn't stopped thinking about for the past five years.

What a loser!

Oh, and Quinn is on the run from the Infinity Guard?

Whoa! We've had our fun.

Get ready to have yours.

Gary, you have six minutes of oxygen left.

It can't be.

What are you doing, Gary?

What do you think I'm doing? I'm gonna consume its power.

But opening your helmet will blow out your internals,

inducing instantaneous death.

That's one possible outcome.

Another, I eat the cookie, and its power turns me

into a majestic space-breathing manticore.

You will die before you eat the cookie.

I'm pretty sure I could get it in there before I die.

- That is not possible, Gary. - I really think I can do it.

I'm gonna lob it right in and close the helmet super fast.

You can't, Gary.

No lobbing, no closing, no cookie.

1x04 - Chapter Four

Mayday, Mayday!

My name is Quinn Airgone, a captain in the Infinity Guard.

I've been investigating a gravitational disturbance,

which I now see is a breach in space.

Many people are dead, and I'm about to join them unless...

Aah! Is there not a single idiot that can hear me?!

I can hear her.

The greatest love story in the history of the universe

is about to blossom forth.

Yo, dude, just keep the expectations in check.

Quinn hasn't responded to a single message of yours in five years.

- People get busy. I'm busy. - For five years?

4 years, 11 months and 30 days.

- That's five years, bro. - Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't.

- It is. - But it could not be.

Disabled transporter is now locked in.

Dispatching Sames to secure Quinn.

Over my hard nipples, H.U.E.!

If anyone is saving Quinn, it's me, the captain.

Gary, for what is the 9,045th time,

- you are still a prisoner. - I disagree.

As soon as the crap hit the interstellar fan,

I became the captain for real.

Calculating... no.

Calculating, yes. I will use those powers to rescue Quinn.

One week has been added to your sentence.

Frickin' what ... what ... w... what's new, H.U.E.?

What's new?

Now, before I risk my life for the woman I love,

does anyone perchance have a breath mint?

- Right here, Gary. - Ach! Oh!

God, no, I'm killing my best friend!

Let KVN get it. I can do it.

I'm close. It's right there.

Whoa, KVN, stay away, far away from me forever!

Oh, my God! Ugh!

Aah!

Commencing rescue. Commencing destiny.

Nice work. I need to commandeer your ship.

I have a class-three priority.

Quinn, you look every bit as spicy

as the last time I saw you.

- Great, and you are again? - Oh-ho-ho!

How I've missed your razor-sharp wit.

No, seriously, I have no idea who you are.

- Really? - You resemble no one

- I know, so, yeah, really. - Seriously?

- Seriously. - Oh, dear Lord, you're suffering from amnesia!

I'm suffering from an emergency that's going to destroy Earth.

Quinn, you really expect me to believe

you don't know who I am?

Hold on. I know how to fix this.

This is the real raw Gary.

That didn't fix it, whoever you are.

What a dagger to the heart.

I'm the guy who, for the past five years,

has been sending daily documentaries

to the woman who has no idea who I am!

Wow, that sucks. I never got any of them.

Now, if you could just show me where the bridge is...

It's all good. Life, you know?

Hmm, cute guy, but issues, definite issues.

Quinn doesn't even know who I am!

Oh, no! Oh!

Oh! Uh!

Oh... this is not what it's supposed to be.

Oh, God, it hurts so much!

Oh, she doesn't even know who I am!

I need to record my feelings!

Quinn, for future reference,

the decent thing would've been to fake amnesia.

I would've faked amnesia.

People I know and love all would've faked amnesia,

but you had to be honest.

Name one decent relationship that has ever been built on honesty.

You can't, can you?

That's because there aren't any.

I know this doesn't make any sense,

but I really needed to talk to somebody right now,

and you're the only person I can open my heart wallet to

and spend my hurt coins with.

- Jerry? - Oh! Jerry?

You don't even know my name.

Avocato, is he all right?

- No. - You know Avocato's name?

- Hey, gang. - Not now, KVN.

Carl, Hank, Orson, Noodles,

- can you give me and, uh... - Gary.

...Gary a minute?

Who are you recording that for?

Someone who meant quite a lot to me.

I hope she gets to see it one day.

When you're this far out in space, most of that stuff gets lost.

Suppose it does. What did you come here for?

I just wanted to say, "Thank you, Gerald."

You're welcome.

Gerald? Is his name Gerald?

Was he lying to us this whole time?

I'm confused. Maybe Gerald is a nickname.

Maybe his last name is Gerald.

Help me to understand, Gerald, Gary, Gerald.

This ship has been seized by the authority of the Infinity Guard.

Carl, not right now. I've had a bad day.

I am really not in the mood for a hug, Carl.

Carl, that's enough. I'm fine. Get away from me!

Bad Carl! Bad Carl!

Bad Carl!

H.U.E. Emergency. Our power reactor has been drained.

The Galaxy I is immobilized.

A takeover command has been uploaded into my system.

I am fighting it, but it will succeed.

- Okay. Uh. - It's the Infinity Guard.

We've been hacked. For some reason, they're trying

to shut down my investigation.

- What a bunch of nerds. - They're after me.

- You? Why? You're perfect. - Where do I start?

The Earth is being sucked into a black hole.

I went rogue, stole a ship, evaded arrest,

and if I don't get off this ship, everyone dies.

You sly fox. Jelly!

Hey! Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Sorry, sorry. I meant, "You icy minx."

Oh, I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding.

Sorry, I meant, "Danger panda?"

Oh! We're flirting!

We're flirting! This is great!

This is a good advancement in our relationship!

Oh! Oh, my gosh! Okay. Okay. We're done flirting.

We're not flirting, just like old times.

Trust me. This is just the start.

An Imperium cruiser will be on the way to seize the ship.

Well, welcome aboard. Like we needed more danger.

Now we're just stuck here until the Infinity Guard captures us.

How do we get this choo-choo train back to Safetytown?

Theoretically, we could harness the solar rays

from that dying star, but it is highly unstable.

We've got to get out of here.

I could space-vault close enough to it

with a VX-1 light-matter pump,

mine it and restart the reactor core.

- I'll do it. - I'll do it.

I'll save you again.

- No way. - Yes way.

- You? No, no, no, me. - Me! No, not...

- No, me. - I ... I will do it.

Then you will know who Gary Goodspeed is.

Don't worry. I do this all the...

ti-i-i-i-i-me.

He does do that all the time.

I'm gonna save the ship. I'm gonna save Quinn.

I'm gonna harness the crap out of destiny.

Mooncake, let's do this!

Chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, woo-hoo!

Play the good stuff, H.U.E.

You're a go for thrusters.

- # Asked a question... # - What is that?!

The star is surrounded by a graveyard of destroyed vessels.

Thank you for the heads-up, H.U.E.

What you are seeing, Gary,

is the remains of the Scarlet Lance and its fleet.

Thousands of souls were lost.

And it's messy. We got that part, H.U.E.