The Vampire Diaries

Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"...

- I'm Elena. - I'm Stefan.

Love brought me to Mystic Falls,

- love drove me away. - I love you, Damon.

- Silas. - Hello, my shadow self.

And even though we've lost almost everything...

Bonnie's dead, Elena.

I have no idea who you people are.

There are people at this school watching you and your friends.

Drop out and move back to Mystic Falls.

Our hope is not lost.

Silas' whole bad guy plan was to kill himself

and reunite with his dead girlfriend Amara.

I want to use his death to bring Bonnie back to life.

Silas was my true love. I never said I was his.

He wanted to be with Amara.

Silas needs every last drop of your blood

to cure himself, Katherine.

Aah! Aah!

No, Damon. I don't want to die.

Am I in hell?

Sure a little thing like you can eat all that?

I'm celebrating.

I thought I was gonna die.

I didn't.

So now I'm free to be

whatever I want to be. Heh.

It's a good day.

Love the hair, by the way.

Bold choice.

this is nice.

It is nice.

Quiet, still, peaceful.

I like our life when it's like this.

But it is our life,

which probably means that somebody's

gonna walk through that door and shatter it.

Oh, don't say that.

In 10, 9...

Just let me enjoy the moment.

6, 5...

Damon, today is the day that we're gonna bring Bonnie back.

It's a good day.

3... 2...

Damon, it's a good day.

one.

Good morning, frenemies.

Ah. You know, I'm only a few hours

into my old life as a witch,

but somehow, the sun feels warmer.

Probably because I'm not cursed

with having to outlive it any more.

What's with the home invasion, Silas?

Well, Damon, after 2,000 years

of a miserable existence,

I finally get to die.

Morning, sleepyhead.

Sleep well?

Oh. Tessa. Hi.

You're confused.

Is that the amnesia or the Tequila?

Um, I think both.

I'm still trying to piece together last night.

We bonded over our misery.

There were body shots.

The misery lifted.

Here. Berries.

Thank you. What's got you

in such a good mood?

I happened to see a text message pop up on your phone

after you crashed last night.

Warning from your friends.

Silas took the cure. He's a witch.

He's mortal, and now I can kill him.

Get up, gorgeous.

Your doppelganger dies today.

We all know that Tessa as a real vengeful bitch.

Your doppelganger Amara died at her hands,

but today after 2,000 years,

Amara and I will finally reunite.

All right. Skip the mushy parts.

Look. My girl here is just trying to have a good day,

and there are promises she's

expecting you to keep.

Oh. You don't think that I keep my promises?

You said that now you're a witch again

you would bring Bonnie back from the other side.

I did, and I can.

And you promised Damon that you would do that

if he helped you.

Yeah.

But you're kind of evil. No offense.

None taken.

So I'm just trying to figure out

how I can trust that one of your last acts

in this world will be to bring my best friend back.

Did you want me to pinky swear?

She's trying to have a good day.

Just tell her how it's gonna go down.

I just want to destroy the other side

so I don't get stuck in that pit of a purgatory

when I finally do kill myself.

Before I do that, I'll bring Bonnie back,

and being the amazing and incredible

and all-powerful witch that I am,

I can totally do both things.

I just have to find the anchor first and destroy it.

The anchor?

Silas is looking for the anchor.

It's the object I used to bind the spell

when I created the other side.

Destroy it, the spell's broken.

No more supernatural limbo,

and Silas can die and find peace.

I'd rather his lying, cheating ass not have that.

Great, fine. I approve.

Where is it?

New Jersey?

The supernatural other world is bound

by an object in Snooki's backyard?

It's in a stockyard, and it's being shipped out,

so we really need to... hello, hunter.

Banner day for you, huh?

Didn't you and the Bennett witch

used to... tch, tch.

Hey. Knock it off, ok?

It's ok, Jer. We all want the same thing today...

Silas dead, Bonnie alive.

Aka, put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.

We're just supposed to believe that he's gonna

bring Bonnie back to life out of the goodness of his heart?

Well, I hope not.

I mean, I am kind of a monster.

You know, guys, I'm feeling really ganged up on right now, ok?

I would hate to lose my temper and do something...

Crazy.

Heh.

Ahh. Man, I really love being a witch again.

I feel like I'm constantly reinventing myself.

I'm like a supernatural Madonna,

don't you think?

So Silas read your mind and figured out

where the anchor is?

Now what?

You now that old, ancient story

I told you about the travelers?

Oh, wait. You don't.

I fried your brain and took your memories. Sorry.

The travelers... You know how Silas

wants to destroy the other side

so he can be at peace with that slut Amara

that he calls his one true love?

The travelers don't want that.

Why not? Not important.

Scratch that. Very important.

I'm just not gonna answer it.

Um, you know what?

I think I still need to be drunk

to understand this story.

The travelers have been in possession of the anchor

for 2,000 years.

They constantly move it so it doesn't fall

into the wrong hands,

and they're not gonna let him get near it,

at least not before I kill him.

Yeah? Well, what if they fail?

He won't destroy it.

He won't be able to.

Why not?

Let's just file that under the not gonna answer it category.

All right. We got to get going.

You grab a crowbar or 4 from the garage.

What for?

Does it matter?

You, you're not going.

Men only.

Are you serious? He's not serious.

No, he's not serious.

Actually, I am 100% serious.

She's a freaky carbon copy of my one true love Amara.

You can understand why I don't want to stare

at her imposter face all day.

That makes no sense.

If would make complete sense

if you were ever in love with anybody

who looked exactly like her.

This is ridiculous.

We're bringing my best friend back from the dead.

I'm going.

Aah! Hey!

Next one goes in the heart.

Now hurry up. I only have until sundown

before Tessa tries to stop me.

Well, the one good thing about having amnesia

is that I don't remember how I got in the middle of all this.

Rest easy, sweet pea.

Don't you worry about the details.

Silas is going to die today,

and he will spend eternity

on the other side as far away from Amara