Jormungand (ヨルムンガンド)

- Man: I HAVE DEVOURED FIVE CONTINENTS.

I HAVE SLURPED THREE OCEANS DRY.

THE VAST SKY ALONE REMAINS OUT OF MY LONG REACH.

FOR I AM TRAPPED IN THIS BODY, WHICH LACKS WINGS,

HANDS, AND FEET.

I AM THE WORLD SERPENT.

I AM JORMUNGAND.

- Jonah: OUR PATH IS SO OVERRUN WITH WEAPONS

THAT SOMETIMES I WONDER IF THE WHOLE WORLD

IS MADE UP OF NOTHING BUT IRON AND GUNPOWDER.

AS I CLENCHED THAT TOOL,

DESIGNED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF TAKING LIVES,

I HATED THE WEAPON MORE THAN EVER.

HERE I AM, TRAVELING WITH AN ARMS DEALER.

AND ALL I SEE IS A CHANGING WORLD.

( theme music playing )

- MOKO! THEY TURNED MISTER CHEN'S RESTAURANT

INTO A DUMB, RUN-OF-THE-MILL SUPERMARKET.

SURE DID, DOC.

IT'S NOT BAD, AS FAR AS SUPERMARKETS GO.

REASONABLE PRICES.

NOW THAT YOU MENTION HIM, IT'S BEEN A WHILE

SINCE WE'VE HEARD THE SLIGHTEST PEEP

FROM MISTER CHEN, HASN'T IT?

HMM.

MMM?

KAREN? IS THAT YOU?

YOU ARE MISTER CHEN'S SECRETARY, RIGHT?

LIEUTENANT KAREN LOW?

- THAT'S "FORMER," DOCTOR AMADA.

FORMER LIEUTENANT NOW.

BUT HOW COULD YOU TELL I WAS MILITARY

WHEN I LOOK THIS WAY?

- IF YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GO, YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME.

IT'LL BE FANTASTIC!

YOU CAN BE MY SECRETARY AT MY LAB IN MARSCHEN.

I ALREADY HAVE TWO, BUT I COULD USE ANOTHER.

WEREN'T YOU IN ALEXANDRIA? WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

YOUR SALARY IS TOTALLY NEGOTIABLE.

BOY, IT'S CHILLY OUT HERE.

YOU'LL CATCH A COLD DRESSED LIKE THAT.

OH, WAIT, YOU'RE INJURED. ARE YOU OKAY?

'CAUSE YOU SURE DON'T LOOK IT. WE CAN FIX YOU UP AT MY PLACE.

THE BIG GUY'S MOKOENA. TRY TO GET ALONG.

OH. YOU'VE ALREADY MET?

THEN YOU CAN JUST CALL HIM MOKO!

I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER ASSISTANT NAMED MALIN.

RECENTLY WE'VE HAD PEOPLE SNOOPING AROUND

WHO REEK OF THE C.I.A. THAT OR INDUSTRY SPIES.

WOW, KAREN, HOW DID YOUR EYES GET SO BLUE?

WAIT, YOU'RE HAPA? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BATHED?

YOU CAN SHOWER AT THE OFFICE.

YOU'RE, LIKE, REALLY STRONG, RIGHT?

I'VE GOT HIGH HOPES! OH, AND GUESS WHAT?

I JUST MADE THE MOST AWESOME TOY. IT'LL SELL SO BIG!

UH, OKAY.

- ( thinking ) LOOKS LIKE DOC'S TAKEN A REAL LIKING TO HER.

Karen: GENERAL!

GENERAL! GENERAL!

( bullet zinging )

Jonah: VALMET? VALMET?

- I-- I HATE THIS WORLD!

DO YOU HEAR THAT, WORLD? SCREW YOU!

Miami: AH, I SEE.

SO THAT'S WHAT WENT DOWN BETWEEN H.C.L.I.

AND THE DA XINGHAI TRADING COMPANY. WHAT A MESS.

SO THEN NATURALLY VALMET HAD TO GET HER REVENGE ON YOU.

AND YOU DIDN'T DARE GO BACK HOME AFTER ALL OF THAT NONSENSE.

SO BASICALLY, KAREN, YOU WERE DUMPED IN AFRICA,

ALONE, TO FEND FOR YOURSELF.

- SOMEHOW I'D FORGOTTEN, DOCTOR,

HOW DEEPLY YOUR CONNECTIONS RUN WITH H.C.L.I.

I'M SURE YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.

- YEAH. YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH A LOT IN AFRICA.

FOR A WHILE, DA XINGHAI WIELDED A GREAT DEAL OF POWER.

AND YOUR BOSS WAS DANGEROUS ENOUGH,

AND EYE-PLEASING ENOUGH, TO STEAL YOUR HEART.

ARE YOU ANGRY AT THE WORLD

'CAUSE YOU LOST 'EM BOTH AT ONCE?

- NO. I WOULDN'T REALLY SAY THAT.

- THAT FIGURES. LIKE SOMEONE WHO RUNS AWAY

WITHOUT A FIGHT WOULD BE ABLE TO FEED HERSELF.

STILL, YOU MUST HAVE FELT LIKE THE WORLD HAD BEATEN YOU.

BUT SOON, THAT WORLD IS GOING TO CHANGE.

SO YOU'VE GOT NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT, OKAY, KAREN?

NOW, SLICE!

NINJA STAR. ( laughs )

THIS IS KUNUTTO, MY NEW ROBO-NINJA-BEAR.

EVERYBODY'S GONNA WANT ONE.

OKAY, LATERS. YOU START WORK TOMORROW, COOL?

- GET BACK HERE! - CORPORATE SPY!

GET HIM. THAT ONE'S C.I.A.! - RETREAT!

- GET HIS ASS! - PLEASURE TO MEET YOU--

IT'S TIME FOR THE DOCTOR'S MEETING WITH THE DEALERS.

WHERE IS SHE? - I THINK SHE WENT FISHING.

UH, FISHING?

- I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY! I'M SO TERRIBLY SORRY.

- MALIN, YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE.

HEY, KAREN! PACK YOUR BAGS.

LOOK OUT, SOLOMON ISLANDS, HERE WE COME!

- SO, MINAMI, WHY WOULD YOU THINK

YOU COULD BRING THIS OUTSIDER HERE? THAT'S KAREN LOW.

- IT'S ALL GOOD, KOKO. CHILL.

DON'T BE SO RUDE.

KAREN'S ONE OF MY SECRETARIES NOW.

I WARNED HER NOT TO START ANY TROUBLE WHILE SHE'S HERE.

- BAD ENOUGH YOU SHOWED UP AT THE LAST MINUTE.

HUH? WHEN DID DOCTOR MIAMI GET HERE?

( both grunting )

- Both: ALL RIGHT, LADIES, KNOCK IT OFF.

- Both: SORRY, WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

AW, NO CATFIGHT?

ONE MINUTE TO LAUNCH.

- TOO BAD YOUR OLD MAN IS SUCH A PARTY POOPER.

THIS IS THE FINAL LAUNCH AND HE'S NEVER SHOWN UP ONCE.

I MEAN, AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE,

HE COULD AT LEAST GIVE YOU A PAT ON THE BACK.

( laughs )

HE ISN'T REALLY INTERESTED IN HOW THE SAUSAGE GETS MADE.

THE OLD MAN WON'T SHOW THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF SATISFACTION

UNTIL THIS SYSTEM TURNS A PROFIT.

- SUPPLEMENTARY NAVIGATION SATELLITES.

A PRIVATE ENTERPRISE ALLOWED TO OVERSEE

GLOBAL DISTRIBUTION UNDER THE ULTIMATE PRETEXT--

HELPING AMERICA.

CURRENTLY, G.P.S. UTILIZES 24 SATELLITES IN 6 ORBITS.

BUT WE CAN SUPPLEMENT THAT FIVE TIMES OVER.

IT'LL GIVE US FULL CONTROL

OVER THE WORLD'S DISTRIBUTION NETWORKS.

PLUS TRANSMISSIONS AND COMMUNICATIONS!

- THAT KIND OF FLATTERY MEANS NOTHING TO ME, MINAMI.

FLATTERY WITHDRAWN.

- IGNITION SEQUENCE START. SIX, FIVE,

FOUR, THREE... - ALL ENGINES RUNNING.

- ...TWO, ONE. - LIFT OFF.

( rap song playing )

- WAS IT A SUCCESS OR A BUST?

SHUT UP, MILDO!

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL LIFT-OFF.

- Schokolade: WOW, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?

IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH FOLLOWING DOCTOR MIAMI

ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE BOONIES, SO WE COULD SEE THIS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BOONIES?

THAT'S INSENSITIVE TOWARD THE NATIVES.

YOU DUMB-ASS BIMBO. - ( cell phone ringing )

- COME ON, WHO THE HELL'S CALLING NOW?

YEAH? - ( laughs )

OH, CHIEF BLACK, IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.

CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING? - AGENT SCARECROW,

YOU'RE IN THE SOLOMONS, RIGHT?

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP IF YOU WANT TO HANG AROUND KOKO AND AMADA.

BUT I WARN YOU,

OPERATION UNDERSHAFT IS STILL IN FULL EFFECT.

TRY NOT TO GET IN OUR WAY.

WHAT? SORRY, BOOKIE!

CAN'T HEAR A FRIGGIN' WORD YOU'RE SAYIN'!

HMM, STUPID PUNK.

HOW MANY ROCKETS HAVE YOU MANAGED TO LAUNCH,

LITTLE LADY?

- LADIES AND GENTS, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE LAUNCH

OF OUR 126th AND FINAL ROCKET!

( all cheering )

- Man: WAS THAT IMPRESSIVE OR WHAT?

- YOU COULD FEEL THE HEAT FROM HERE.

AMAZING, ISN'T IT, JONAH?

- Jonah ( thinking ): AMIDST ALL THE EXCITEMENT...

THEY NEVER ONCE LOOKED UP AT THE ROCKET.

WHAT COULD KOKO AND DR. MIAMI HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING?

MAYBE IT WAS JUST THE OMINOUS ROAR OF THE LAUNCH,

BUT THE TWO OF THEM LOOKED ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING TO ME.

- Miami: WHERE ARE YOU FOLKS HEADED AFTER THIS?

- GOT A LITTLE TIME OFF, THEN IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS.

BUT WE'RE NOT HEADING ANYWHERE RIGHT THIS SECOND.

- IN THAT CASE, LET'S ALL GO AND GRAB A FEW DRINKS.

HOW 'BOUT IT? - HMM, WHY NOT?

WE CAN SLIP AWAY LONG ENOUGH FOR THAT.

All: YES! YEAH!

- Koko: NO ONE BETTER SNEAK JONAH ANY BOOZE!

HELLO, JONAH.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE MY SIDE, DON'T YOU?

KOKO.

- PROMISE ME NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE WORLD CHANGES,

YOU'LL ALWAYS STAY BY MY SIDE.

- Black: YOU'VE GOT ONE SHOT TO INFILTRATE THEM.

AGENT RENATO, OPERATION UNDERSHAFT IS A GO.

- Lehm: RENATO SOCCHI, GUESS WE'RE GONNA BE WORKING TOGETHER.

I HEAR YOU WERE A LIEUTENANT IN BERSAGLIERI INTELLIGENCE.

SO I EXPECT A LOT FROM YOU.

THERE'S A TOTAL OF SIX BODYGUARDS

ON KOKO HEKMATYAR'S PROTECTION DUTY.

THAT'S INCLUDING YOU, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO CARRY YOUR WEIGHT.

- Koko: YOUR PREDECESSOR RETIRED TO HEAVEN.

DON'T TRY TO FILL HIS SHOES, BE EVEN BETTER THAN HE WAS.

YOU'RE EVEN MORE HANDSOME THAN YOUR PHOTO.

I KNOW WHAT I'LL CALL YOU. WELCOME ABOARD, R.

- I SWEAR I'LL DO MY BEST TO KEEP YOU SAFE, LITTLE LADY.

I HAD RUN

A PRETTY THOROUGH BACKGROUND CHECK ON HER.

BUT EVER SINCE THAT FIRST DAY ON THE JOB,

WELL, MY IMAGE OF KOKO HEKMATYAR CHANGED.