نخستین 200 خط.
All India Bank.. - Sir, All India Bank is..
I'm calling from All India Bank. We have an life time offer.
We have a credit card offer.
"Pick up whatever you like and put it in your pocket."
"Right now! - Right now!"
"Tell me what's your problem?"
"Turn all your dreams into reality, right now!"
"Tell me what's your problem?"
Sir, I'm Sindhu, calling from All India Bank.
We are offering housing, vehicle, and jewellery loans.
at low interest rates. Are you interested?
Yes.
"Car, housing, laptop, TV.."
"Marriage, beatbox, cell phone.."
"Party, right now!"
"Tell me what's your problem?"
"If you desire something in life"
"come to me. I'll make it easy, right now!"
"Right now! - Tell me what's your problem."
Sir, do you need a personal loan?
Welcome to education loan bonanza.
Sir, I'm Manohar, calling from All India Bank.
Hello, Mrs. Amrit Kaur. Ma'am, with our new scheme
you can buy a new car in exchange of your vehicle.
That too, at a very low interest rate.
"Our life is on loan."
"Just enjoy it!"
"Life seems to be long."
"Keep looking lifelong!"
Sir, All India Bank is offering a life time free credit card.
Sir, you don't need to do anything. No documents, no charges.
Just sign over here.
If someone is ready to give you money so easily
which fool would refuse?
These four did the same.
Here you go.
"I am a great man."
Here you go.
Rs. 9,800. And Rs. 700.. - Bank charges and your fees.
I know it.
Do you also know that you are at loss here?
And you have benefited, sir.
Earlier, people would mortgage their jewellery for money.
This card is made of mere plastic, right?
But you'll have to repay the bank, won't you?
My principle is simple, sir.
One must die with debt.
Your card is quite impressive. What's the limit of your card?
I have used all the money, sir. It's useless now.
Use it if you can.
But it was great to do business with you, sir.
Have a great day.
What an amazing guy!
Wow, pal! What's that?
Winsent, where are you? - I am here.
Long time no see.
I have been waiting for you. - How have you been? - I am good..
Come, enjoy yourself. - I'll go in.
See you there in two minutes. - Hey! - Okay, bye.
Hi, Ryan. - Hi, Ryan.
Hey, Jumbo! What's up, pal? - I'm fine, pal.
My fatso! - You hardly come here and if you do, you are late.
Give me your moustache, pal! - Come on, everybody..
Let's enjoy ourselves, come on.
What's up, pal?
Hey! You.. You are that supermodel, right?
What was that ad? I've seen you somewhere.
I have heard this a lot of times before.
Well, then can I buy you? - What! - A drink.
Can I buy you a drink? - It's a new one.
The martinis here are fantastic.
Really? - Yes. Hey, pal. One martini for the lady, please.
Thank you. - I am Ryan.
The resident DJ of this club. And..
Cheers. It's Nancy. - Oh, Nancy.
A catholic girl. Bless you, Nancy.
Thanks.
Hey.. Oh, no!
"Pick up your telephone.." - It's that guy from the bank.
Yes, I'll be there. Give me two minutes.
I said, two minutes.
Hey, pal. What's up? - What's this, Ryan?
This is not right. The credit card is for you, you'll use it
and I have been waiting for you since an hour.
This is not fair. - You are looking very smart.
Nice tie. - Leave it, pal.
Pal, why do you get angry like a typical wife? Coffee?
Thanks.
Anyway, I got late because I was arranging for money.
Wow! Whom did you fool today?
There are many out there. If you look for one, you'll find hundreds.
Card? - Yes.
Keep one for now.
What's this? I had asked for three. Where are the remaining two?
Ryan, try to understand. Things aren't the same anymore.
The bank has become very strict.
Give me your address proof, salary slip or something else
so that I can arrange for it. - Listen..
Just sign here. - Now, you are bullying me.
Where should I sign?
Address proof, income tax papers.. - That's it.
What's the big deal? I'll arrange for them in a jiffy.
Yes, Winsent. Yes, it's me, Ryan. Ryan, you fatso.
Pal, you have to do me a favour.
First, get me a credit card on your address
because I live in a PG and they won't grant me one.
Second, that girl from last night, Nancy..
Give me her number, pal.
My brother from another mother, don't get into all this.
She's out of your reach.
You want to get one credit card.
Later, you'll need five for her.. - Pal..
Firstly, I am not your brother.
So, don't go on my mother.
And give me her number. Come on, pal.
All right. I'll give you the number.
But you'll have to do something for me.
Give me the phone number of the girl
you had gone out with last night. - You are disgusting, pal!
You aren't fit for her. - Give and take, pal.
"Please pick up your telephone.."
Hello. - Good morning, sir.
I'm calling from All India Bank.
This is regarding a personal loan. - Yes, baby.. One second.
She is the same girl from last night.
Who is it? - It's her call.
Are you serious? - You got lucky, fatso!
Hi! Hi, baby. This is Winsent here.
Are you coming to the club tonight?
What nonsense? How dare you!
I'll lodge a complaint with the police.
You know, I'm from All India Bank. - I'm s-sorry..
How can you do this? - I'm sorry.. - Don't you have manners?
You'll get me in trouble someday.
Oh..
Winsent, I don't need you now. - Why? - Look there.
Hi, Nancy. - Hi, Winsent. - How are you doing? - I am good.
What are you doing here? - I came to meet this bugger.
You know, Ryan. - Yes, we met last night.
Did we?
Don't you remember? I mean, martini, spa..
I don't remember.
Anyway, I attended many parties last night.
I don't remember spotting you. - What's this, Nancy?
How can you not spot, Ryan?
He is always in the spotlight. He is our best DJ.
Let me tell you something, Nancy.
Tonight, is Ryan's special at the club.
He will play the music that you have never heard before.
Isn't it, Ryan? Won't you? - Is she coming?
Please, Nancy. Are you coming? - Okay.
I'll see you there. - Then I'll play all night long.
See you, take care. - Bye. - See you.
"Come to me."
"Come closer to me."
"Come to me."
"Come closer to me."
"This night is so special."
"I am going to meet you tonight."
"This night is so special."
"I am going to meet you tonight."
"When you come to meet me swaying tantalisingly"
"your charm will illuminate the surroundings."
"Come to me. - Come on.."
"Oh, my darling!"
"Your love is here. - Your love.."
"Don't be shy and come closer."
"Fulfil all my desires today."
"You have luscious lips. I want to kiss you."
"I am yearning for you. Tell me what I shall do."
"Shall I stop trying?"
"I love only you, dear."
"Don't blame me, if I act naughty."
"Your mesmerising moves are making me helpless."
"Come to me. - Come on.."
"Oh, my darling!"
"Your love is here. - Your love.."
"Come on, do the dance."
"Come on, do the thing now!"
"I know.. We got to do it tonight!"
"This is the gift of love, please accept it."
"Forget the world and come into my arms."
"This was destined to happen in our life."
"You will also love me. Why are you being so haughty?"
"I agree that you are the epitome of beauty."
"There's no one as beautiful as you in this universe."
"Let me tell you, I am no less."
"Come to me now, I am right here."
"Come to me. - Come on.."
"Oh, my darling!"
"Your love is here. - Your love.."
"Come to me. - Come on.."
"The weather is pleasant."
"Your love is here. - Your love.."
He is late as always. I wonder what he is doing.
Everything is the same for you guys, rascal. - Yes.
Watch this film. It's about two lovers.
I've watched it as well. It has an amazing story!
Who wants to see the story? I am more interested in the action.
Hurry up, don't waste my time. There can be a raid anytime.
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