Eagleheart

It's so beautiful up here.

Samantha...

Will you make me the happiest escrow officer in the world and be my wife?

I will!

I will! I will! I will!

Oh!

I will take that ring, that is.

Why don't you go marry that parking lot down there, you dumb piece of

Oh, my God!

You killed him.

Well, if you miss him so much, then why don't you join him?!

No!

Give me your money!

You!

Help!

Police!

Police?

News flash, balloon boy, there's no law up here.

Sky crime!

Brett: Excuse me.

Excuse me.

- Aah! - Brett: Hey! Get your own cone!

Oh, geez.

Chief: Three more victims of senseless sky crime. Oh, well.

Susie: Witnesses say they were all pushed out of a hot-air balloon.

Chief: Well, thank God none of our cars were damaged.

Chris: Hey, chief, where do you think you're going?

Now, Chris Monsanto doesn't walk away from a triple drop-n-plop mental clop.

Susie: Sounds like you need to brush up on your town statutes, Chris.

Anything that happens in the sky is perfectly legal.

Brett: Who do you think did this?

Chief: Well, if I were a betting man, which I am in the sky casinos,

I'd say this was the work of...

The Baron.

Brett: What is that?

Chief: That, my friend, is the Baron's home...

Cloudtopia.

Chief: The Baron is the unquestioned lord and master of the criminal overworld.

Ruthless, sadistic, and completely untouchable,

he operates out of Cloudtopia, the mother ship from which all sky crime originates.

Chris: Wait a second.

So you're telling me anything that happens in the sky is legal

and there's a giant crime blimp flying around this place?

Chief: Yes.

Chris: I don't know how I missed that.

Well, no matter.

It's time to scrub the clouds and return the sky to God.

Chief: Whoa, there, Monsanto.

As long as you're down here, you're bound by the laws of the ground.

Whoo!

Chris: Thank you, all.

What has happened to my hookers and my drug dealers?

Sorry, Baron, they're...

- Dead. - Dead?!

Damn it.

I was counting on their proceeds to complete operation groundless.

Some marshal is waging war against sky crime.

Says he won't quit till he puts you out of commission.

Monsant... Something.

- Marshal Monsantfield, you're about to... - No, it's actually Monsanto.

Marshal Monsanto, you're about to find out the sky's the limit...

Of your life.

Brett: So, the pizza guy says,

"Hey, I just dropped all these strombolis on the floor.

I'll let you have 'em half price."

So, naturally, I'm like, "What flavors are they?"

And just as he was about to tell me, I woke up.

Susie: You already told me this.

W... what was that?

Oh, marshals!

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Susie: The Baron!

Aah! Aah!

Hey, Brett, your shoe fell off your blow-up doll.

Chief: Where did you find that?

Chris: Out... right outside.

Chief: Good God.

Chris: What?

The drop-tile ceiling?

I know. They're so dated.

Chief: Susie and Brett have been sky-napped by the Baron.

You have to go up to Cloudtopia and rescue them.

Chris: Both of them?

Chief: Well, concentrate on Susie, but if you can get Brett,

it would save me a lot of paperwork.

Chris: Sure, chief.

You know that's what I live for.

Okay.

Marshal!

Chris: Uh, no, no. I'm, uh, just impersonating a marshal.

Oh, nice.