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And I followed him,

and I took a metal baseball bat that I had in my car,

and I beat him over the head

until his head opened up like a fucking Easter egg

right there in the woods on the way to this house.

You know, it starts out with the animals when you're small.

You know, my dad told me to kill a cat

with him in the garage when I was probably 10.

And I beat that cat to death with a baseball bat,

and it sprayed blood all over my little sister's bike.

You gotta get used to pain,

bad pain that nobody wants to hear you talk about.

Once you extinguish a life that you were responsible for

and you were supposed to take care of and love,

killing anybody else isn't that hard.

Just want it again and again and again,

and you just...

It doesn't quench the thirst like it did in the beginning.

You gotta do more and more.

Used to take one.

Now it takes four.

It is a blood thirsty world out there.

People do this all the time.

Animals kill each other all the time.

And sometimes people kill people

because somebody else who wears boots told them to.

I don't feel bad.

I don't regret nothing.

I don't think it's disgusting.

Now, that seems like an obvious statement, right?

But think about it.

These aren't the times of the Zodiac Killer

or Jack the Ripper, right?

These scenes have been completely swept of DNA evidence,

and there's nothing.

Nothing has been found at all.

I actually hate to say it like this

because I don't wanna give the murderer any props,

or I'm certainly not condoning this,

but this killer is good.

They know what they're doing.

But that will wrap up this week's episode.

I really wanna thank everybody

who listens in and calls in,

and just who's supported my little podcast

the entire time.

I appreciate you more than you know.

So I'll be back next week with some fresh information

and hopefully some new fun calls.

So, Final Bitch out.

Hi, Kevin.

Kevin.

Kevin.

So that's pretty much all we know

about the most recent murders.

Um, I'm really sorry, guys.

This episode is gonna be really hard for me.

The...

The victim last night, she was my friend.

So I'm gonna have to cut this episode

a little shorter today than usual.

I just really need to figure out how to cope with the news.

But looks like someone's dialing in,

so why don't we take a few calls first.

Final Bitch Podcast.

Yes, I was wondering if you think the killer

is a woman or a man?

Well, historically,

serial killers tend to predominantly be men.

Of course, you know, that's not completely unheard of.

There's, you know, Lavinia Fisher in the 1800s.

There's Aileen Wuornos in the '80s.

So, a female could certainly be a killer.

But what do you think.

Personally, I think it's a man based off of the fact

that all the victims have been women

and just the nature of the crimes themselves.

That would be my guess.

Okay, that's all I needed to know.

Thank you.

Oh, okay.

Thanks for calling in.

You know, also, now that we mention it,

it does seem like there could be some kind of sexual tension

as a motive here.

Maybe some kind of frustrations.

Final Bitch Podcast.

Why have you not turned any of this info

into the police?

Well, basically everything that I'm relaying

on the podcast is information from the police

and statements and articles,

so I'm just kind of confused at your statement, I guess.

Right, I'm just thinking

we should leave this to the pros.

Okay.

Yeah, caller, I would love to be able to leave this

to the pros as well,

but the fact of the matter is that after the pandemic,

we went from, I don't know,

you know, well over 50 cops in our small city

to only a handful.

So, people like myself who are able to take the information

and gather it and get it out to assist

is absolutely necessary.

So, we can't just leave it to the police.

Final Bitch Podcast.

Hello?

Hello?

Am I on the air with Veda

from the Final Bitch Podcast?

Yes.

You said the woman in the news

was your friend, correct?

Yeah.

Were you there?

Was I where?

Was you with her when she died?

Who is this?

I'm asking a question.

Well, I don't wanna answer your question right now.

Was you with her when she died?

No, I wasn't.

So she died alone.

Who is this?

This is Veda, right?

It is.

Did you have a question?

I just asked a question.

Well, I don't want to answer

that kind of question right now.

Did you watch as I carved her up?

You know what?

That's gonna be all for this week's podcast.

Thank you, everybody, for listening.

I'll see you next time.

Final Bitch out.

I know you were there.

Who is this?

I'm the last person

that's seen your friend alive,

and I know everything.

What are you talking about?

You saying that you killed her?

Maybe.

Okay.

You know what?

I'm calling the cops.

I think we both know you're not gonna do that.

What?

Come on.

You're smarter than that.

You know that you need me.

Since these murders started,

your podcast has been getting a lot,

a lot of attention.

And without me, your podcast goes bankrupt.

You know what?

Why don't you just leave me alone, okay?

Is that what you really want?

Yes.

Who is it?.

According to Lacanian psychoanalysis,

all mental illness can be categorized

into one of three categories:

Psychosis, neurosis, and perversion.

Psychosis is hearing voices,

having delusions, paranoia, schizophrenia,

that type of thing would fall under psychosis.

Neurosis would be anxiety, depression,

obsessive compulsion related, things like that.

Perhaps manic oppressiveness

might fall into the neurotic category.

In fact, most mental illnesses

or most people who are mentally ill

fall under that neurotic category.

And then you have the category perversion,

which means sexual attraction

to non-living or non-human things.

Usual.

- Yeah, thanks, Gary. - Got you.

When are you coming back to work?

That might actually be sooner than you think.

Ooh, that bad, huh?

Yeah, something like that.

Well, you always got a place here.

Thanks.

Hey, how's it going?

My name's Travis.

You work here, don't you?

Used to.

No shit.

What do you do now?

Why?

Just trying to get to know you.

No, thanks.

Yeah, look, I know it's pretty weird.

I normally don't do this sort of thing.

Yeah, no shit.