Sweet Home Alabama

*** Subtitles by dylux ***

Come on, Jake. Slow down!

Hurry up, Jake! Melanie!

I gotta get home. My mom's gonna kill me.

Wow, did you see that?

1,001 1,002

Well, answer the question! No!

No, you won't answer, or no, you won't marry me?

Jake Perry, I'm 10 years old.

I got too much to live for.

Ahh!

Not that way, you dolt! Come on!

Wow! Cool!

It's hot. Don't touch it.

We'll be safe here.

Says who?

Everybody.

Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

Why would you want to marry me for anyhow?

So I can kiss you any time I want.

Woman: I need more coffee, guys.

I'm gonna switch It's a warning!

Oh, my God.

Hey. Hi.

You know, that accent of yours

is a whole lot thicker when you're dreaming.

All right, how come y'all let me sleep?

Oh, calm down. It was 5 minutes.

What did I say?

We're all getting big, fat raises when you become somebody.

Oh, did they kill Badgley Mishka!

Okay, laugh now, but tomorrow it could be us.

Not us you. I just make the coffee.

Thank you.

Andrew!

There's a rose for every moment I thought of you last night.

God, you must be exhausted.

Listen, knock 'em dead. I'll see you at the show.

It's gonna be great.

I love you.

I can't wait to see you. Goodbye.

Okay, people, we are officially late!

Pan: Melanie!

Yes?!

This top is supposed to be neon aubergine,

but it's all wrong! It's all wrong!

Okay, don't panic. That's my job.

Um okay. Put her on after Anoke.

The third light cue is yellow. She'll look eggplant.

Pan, uh, the reason it's all wrong is it's on backwards.

Ooh, Miss Vixen, I'm scared of you.

Frederick, what are you doing here? You're the competition.

Competition? Please! Our design's for plumes and pearls,

and nothing is going to come between me and my protege.

And this is, after all, all about me.

Oh, I love this. Stella McCartney's gonna kill herself.

Then why do I feel like I'm in Times Square buck naked?

Baby doll, you're gonna be just fine.

Seven years ago, you were this debutante off the plantation,

and now you're my steel magnolia

with her very own show.

Okay, get out of here before you make me cry.

Bonne chance!

Big smile! Great! Thank you!

Good to see you.

Secretary Hennings,

do you have a moment for a few questions?

Andrew, are you excited about the show?

Uh, of course, I'm very excited.

Did you get to see the models?

The models? Why, uh

Please tell me he has a flaw somewhere.

He asked me to go to Ireland for Christmas.

He's gonna ask you a lot more than that.

You think so? Mm-hmm.

Hey, let's go! Let's do this!

All right, we gotta go. Places, everyone!

Come on, let's go, line up. Have a good show.

Okay, no smiles, no smiles, just smirks!

Ohh!

Honey!

Oh, congratulations.

You're amazing. Those flowers were insane.

Oh, well, I just want this day to be perfect.

Oh, God, honey, what if they hate me?

Oh, they're critics, Mel. They hate themselves.

That's easy for you to say.

I wasn't born with that thick Hennings skin.

No, you weren't, and that is what I love about you.

Mmm.

Ah, honey, I'm sorry, I got a meeting in the Bronx.

But you go and enjoy, and I'll see you later. Okay?

Oh, and, hey, we've got that thing tonight at Lincoln Center.

What thing?

Fund-raiser thing.

Right, the thing with your mother.

That's tonight.

I'm afraid so.

Okay.

I am so proud of you.

Thank you.

Okay? I love you.

I love you, too. Congratulations.

His meeting's running a little late.

He told me to take you inside so you wouldn't have to wait.

Where are we?

I'm so tired, Jimmy. Yeah.

I've just had it.

Well he shouldn't be too long.

Miss Carmichael, won't you come in?

So have you made a decision?

A-bout what?

Ireland.

Ireland, honey, (Scoffs) that's four months from now.

I was thinking maybe 2 300 guests, tops.

I was thinking maybe 2 300 guests, tops.

For Christmas?

Andrew, are you on some sort of medication?

What's going on? Where are we?

Oh, my God.

O-Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Melanie Carmichael

will you marry me?

Are you sure?

I mean, a-a-are you really sure?

Because if you're not sure, we could just go back to the car.

Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel It's only been 8 months.

You know I never do anything rash.

And I usually never ask a question

I don't already know the answer to,

so at the risk of being rejected twice,

I'm gonna ask you again.

Will you marry me?

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Pick one.

Mayor, just one shot! One shot!

Can you comment on the Watson bill?

Over here, Mayor, please! Over here!

Thank you. Where is he?

He's running late.

No doubt thanks to that Carbuncle girl.

Carmichael designer, Southern.

Right, whatever.

Right here, Mayor!

Please, Mayor! Miss Mayor, over here!

Your Honor, how do you answer those

who are opposed to the street-improvement project

you put before the city council today?

I suggest they take a drive on some of the streets in Brooklyn.

Maybe they'll disappear into a pothole.

Your son's relationship with Melanie Carmichael

sources say they're engaged. Do you have a comment?

Trust me, if my son were engaged, I'd have a comment.

I thought you were tired.

Jimmy, can you excuse us for a second?

I've been planning this for weeks.

I knew your show would be great, and tonight is perfect.

Oh, God, I can't wait to see the look on my mother's face.

Come on, let's call your parents.

No!

l-I mean

n-not right this second.

What I mean is, uh

Honey, would you mind terribly

if we just kept this to ourselves for a few days?

Mel, it's gonna come out sooner or later.

No, l-I know, I know, but, um,

it's just, I haven't seen my folks in about 7 years,

and I just feel like I should probably tell them in person.

Of course.

And, um l-I think I should do it alone.

Mel, I'm gonna have to meet them eventually.

l-I know, I know, and they will love you

eventually.

Is it because I'm a Yankee?

Well, that and a Democrat.