Supernatural - Thirteenth Season

Azazel was a fanatic. Dagon has her toys.

If anyone bothers a Prince of Hell...

you don't wanna know what happens.

Crowley's dead. Kelly's dead.

Cass is...

- Mom's gone. - Aah!

And apparently, the Devil's kid hit puberty in 30 seconds flat.

No!

Jack is not evil. He's just a kid.

My mother, she said the world was a dangerous place.

That's why I had to grow up fast.

She said Castiel, he would keep me safe.

I think we should take him back to the bunker.

I agree.

Until I figure out a way to end him,

we'll bring him home.

Protect the throne, Drexel?

Face it, we're done.

Lord Lucifer promised he would return.

He'll pull us out of chaos.

He will make Hell great again.

Do you even hear yourself?

What did I tell you? Hmm?

On your feet.

Um... who'd you say you were?

I am Asmodeus...

Fourth Prince of Hell.

...here to rule until such time

as Lucifer returns with his son.

And there are gonna be some changes.

The underperforming and ineffective,

the corporate lackeys in the Crowley era

are being purged.

The grand old days of fire and brimstone are back.

The following will step forward --

Mr. Drexel.

Mr. Harrington.

Mr. Sierra.

As for the rest of y'all...

There's a new sheriff in town.

== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

Hey, we still got probably 12 hours until we're home.

You want me to drive?

Do I ever want you to drive?

Look...

losing Mom and Cass,

that's a lot to process, Dean,

especially on no sleep.

And the kid -- “The kid”?

Come on, man. You know how this plays out.

Look, when we try to bend the rules,

pretend that the bad guys aren't so bad

or that things will get fixed,

that's when people that we care about get hurt.

And then we end up doing what we should've done

in the first place, which is end the problem.

So this time, let's start with the obvious.

Soon as I find a way to take care of...It.

Dean, “the problem”

might be our only shot at saving Mom.

Mom's gone.

There's no fixing that.

Mary, not to be critical,

but if we are ever gonna find a way out of here, uh,

you gotta pick up the pace.

We got a lot of ground to cover, okay?

Not sure I see the point, since...

no matter how this plays out,

you're going to kill me.

Why would I kill you?

- Oh. That's right. - 'Cause I'm evil.

Yeah, let me tell you a couple things, all right?

You don't get to defy God and beat the Cage

without having a modicum of intelligence, all right?

A game plan, i.e., I don't want you dead

because I need you alive.

All right, look, yeah, in a perfect world,

I would probably kill you and your plodding sons.

But life isn't fair.

Your sons have my boy.

So I'm gonna exchange you for my son.

You can't possibly care about raising a child.

Oh, you have no idea what I care about.

Aah!

What the hell?

Mary?!

No trace of Lucifer.

Indeed.

We scoured all of Hell.

Even checked the Cage. Nothing.

At this point, we must focus on the son.

There's no sign of him either, sir.

Maybe a Sudden Infant Death?

He is not an infant.

New to this world, yes, but he is full

of timeless knowledge and unschooled power.

He lives. I know it.

With Lucifer gone, I want him found and trained to rule.

With me as his humble advisor, of course.

Okay.

“Find son,

but continue to search for Lucifer.”

Because if we didn't, he'd be upset,

and I-I can assure you, from personal experience,

that an upset Lucifer has a, uh,

short fuse.

Are you equating your paltry acquaintance with our lord to mine?

- Uh... - Mine, which is born

from eons of service and sacrifice?

Ah.

I know the perils of Lucifer's disappointment.

He...he did that?

Long ago.

Eager to please, I freed the Shedim.

You...

Oh, I've heard stories about --

Oh, I'm sure you have.

Hell's most savage.

Things so dark and base,

God himself would not allow them into the light.

But I, in my pride, believed that I could train them.

Use them.

But Lucifer feared them, as well he should,

so he forbade it,

locked them up again.

He was...

“disappointed” in me.

Mm. Mm.

The pain, the, uh,

the total humiliation...

it forged an eternal bond between us.

I am his to command,

as you are mine.

Write that down.

This is a bad idea. We should've just kept driving.

Dude... you were hallucinating sheep on the road.

We need a few hours.

This is nice.

Let's ward the room, get a bite,

get a few hours of sleep, hit the road first thing.

It's...wonderful.

Hey. No.

But... Y--

No.

And you're on the couch, sport.

All right?

So why don't you go over there?

Sit down and... here.

Read a book.

We're out of here in a few hours.

Jack, hey, I can take the couch. Why don't --

No, no. It's fine.

You can slow down, you know.

That stuff's not gonna disappear.

Ever seen you eat, Dean?

Wait, wait, wait. How old do you think you are?

3 days, 17 hours, and 42 minutes.

This book, it mentions my father.

Not Castiel, but Lucifer.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's -- he's big in the Bible.

Lotta screen time.

And you...knew him?

Well, he's not really an easy guy to know.

He's, um, he's kind of rough around the edges.

He's Satan.

And that's...that's bad.

Damn straight.

See...he turned on his father, God.

God. He's in here, too.

Is he famous or something?

Yeah. Um, God basically...

created everything.

Yeah, and then he skipped out,

leaving guys like us to clean up his messes like Lucifer.

So God's like my grandfather.

He's family, and that's...

that's good. Sometimes.

Okay, all right, will you stop?

So, Jack, we know Kelly taught you things before you were born.

And obviously, you can, you know,

make people or things move with your mind.

But, um...

what else can you do?

I...

don't know.

Okay.

For instance, say you wanted to --

to be someplace else right now.

Could you?

Can you teleport?

“Teleport.”

Yes.

If you wanted to be on the other side of that door

right this instant, what would you do?

What...

Great.

You know, it's possible he's more human than we thought.

Mm-hmm.

Like that?

Come on.