Monkey King Reincarnation (盖世英雄)

Wukong,

as a magic stone in a previous incarnation,

you have no human heart, so you can't understand

the suffering common people go through

before they become immortal.

Cut the crap.

Let me fight Buddha again.

In this case, it'll be futile to try

to change your nature and temperament

by imprisoning you here for 500 years.

Today, I'll turn your stone heart into a man

that will experience

love in the mortal world.

All appearances

are empty and false.

Like a tiny drop of dew, or a bubble floating in a stream;

like a flash of lightning in a summer cloud,

or a flickering lamp, an illusion, a phantom, or a dream.

So is all conditioned existence to be seen.

Now is the time!

I'm curious...

If Sage of Sword dares to show up today.

The master is gonna marry her apprentice.

What a joke!

Just blame it on our failure

to defeat her

so that she became the head of martial arts circles.

She made us all lose face.

I'm Zhou You, nicknamed Nobility Sword.

Mr. Gongsun, I didn't expect to meet you here.

Legend has it that the weapon you use is the best in all the land.

The imperial court wants to choose a new leader of martial arts circles next month.

Can I borrow the Beam Split Sword for the competition?

That's not the sword you want,

and I'm not interested in what you said.

I'm not Sage of Sword at all.

You've got the wrong person.

Mr. Gongsun, you really live up to your name.

I give up.

Not bad!

You managed to stay conscious.

Don't hate me.

All I need is money. I didn't kill them.

They'll wake up in six hours.

I'm scared.

I thought it was a gold bar.

You're poor!

You don't have a penny to your name.

Why did you come to the restaurant?

To beg for food?

You're good-looking.

It's a waste for you to be a beggar.

Do you need money?

It's yours.

Go get a drink.

You're under my protection from now on.

How about being my disciple?

I'm Qin Yueer.

Just mention my name

if anyone dares to bully you.

Were you sent here to take me back?

Our master looks down upon me.

Yueer,

we just wanted to say hi.

Don't be so serious.

Cut the crap. I won't go back with you.

Alas, Yueer--

isn't it great to marry a regional commander?

He's loaded.

You'll have over ten maidservants waiting on you if you marry him.

I won't marry someone I don't like,

even if he was the emperor.

What? You wouldn't marry an emperor?

Don't tell me you'd marry a beggar.

I'd be dead set on

following someone I like,

even if he was a beggar.

Don't waste time.

Knock her out and take her back.

Please!

Stop it!

Our master will be pissed off if he learns about it.

Do you still think they look down on you?

Who...

Who are you?

You'd better stay out of it.

He... He...

He's my bodyguard.

Hey.

I'm senior to you.

How dare you hit me like that?

Get lost,

or I'll tell him to castrate all of you.

Let's go. Hurry up.

Let's go.

The best swordsman under heaven will be trouble in the future

if he is not on our side.

You guaranteed you'd be able to kill Sage of Sword.

I lost because of a momentary oversight.

Please give me one more chance.

Don't bother.

Please spare my life.

Don't kill me!

Get someone stronger to deal with Gongsun Xun.

Please don't kill me!

Gongsun Xun met a woman

who looks exactly like his master, Su Hong.

The plan has to be changed.

Keep watching Gongsun,

and find a way to capture that woman.

Got it.

Mr. Gongsun, thanks for saving me.

Well.

I take back what I said about

you being my disciple.

Please forgive me.

Come on. Let me propose a toast. Cheers!

You don't look like a local.

Why are you here in Hangzhou?

I'm bound to pay a debt of gratitude.

Do you need any help?

Now that you don't want to tell me,

I won't ask you again.

Come on. Let's drink.

I'm here...

to forget someone.

Huh?

I want to find the kind of liquor

that makes you forget everything

so you can start over.

Really?

I've never heard of that kind of liquor.

It's called

"Befuddled Life."

I've informed everyone in the martial arts circles

that you've been discharged and won't be my disciple anymore.

Master!

Don't say that about me!

Master!

Go!

Master.

Go!

Don't kneel to me!

I don't want to see you again!

I didn't expect the gold sword would be so heavy.

After selling it,

I'll get over ten maidservants to wait upon me.

Zhu Dafen!

You nasty girl.

What have you got this time? Don't try to fool me again.

Get out.

Shut up.

Let me show you.

Gold blade.

Black iron handle.

Able to split beams and chop air,

but not hurt humans.

As for attacking rivals and destroying weapons,

it's No. 1 in the world.

Answer me.

Where did you get it?

Cut the crap.

10, 000 taels of silver.

Pay it. Now!

Humph.

Even if you don't tell me,

I know that you stole it from a handsome young man...

who is about 6 feet tall,

and has an impressive presence, right?

Wow!

Zhu Dafen, do you have the secret sight? How do you know that?

Because he's staring at you from behind.

Handsome, as you can see.

I have nothing to do with this.

Handsome,

don't worry.

I'm just afraid that

more of my things are destroyed.

It's better to make her fall into sleep.

I'll leave her to you. Do whatever you like.

Alas, he scooped her up.

It's embarrassing.

I need to figure out

how much I've lost.

Yesterday,

I saw an old friend at the fair.

He told me...

that he found a kind of liquor

in the east

which can make people forget everything,

so they can start over.

Do you think that's true, or not?

If you had

a real chance to start over,

would you still take me as your master?

He told me

that the sword is yours,

since you like it so much.

Where is he?

He's gone.