Hinamatsuri (ヒナまつり)

Hyaaa!

She really is the world's top practitioner of Naikaken.

Care to surrender?

I knew I should've purchased a life-proof case!

Luckily we all use the "Find your Friends" App.

Hina. Just hang in there!

It cost us two million?

No, you were right to bid aggressively.

That vase is one of a kind.

Good work.

I should have a respectable collection soon.

Long as profits keep up.

Thanks to the family,

I have more cash than I know what to do with.

Ow!

How many pills did I take today?

Huh? Hmm...

Ah?!

Cool.

Think I'll get an early night.

Well, it's still here.

Hey.

Hmm?

Would you mind undoing these restraints?

There's a button on the back.

Hey, can you hear me?

Yeah. All right, fine, I'll do it.

What the--?

Clothing, please.

Huh?

Clothing, please.

Wait. You can't just barge in here makin' demands.

How bout'cha get out of my house, you crazy kid?

Wait, no. No!

Those aren't insured yet.

Celebrity 1A, who was recently released

on bond after being arrested for possession of illegal drugs,

continues to deny--

Hey kid, feel free to help me clean up the mess you made.

I have a name. Hina.

Ugh. Well tell me, Hina,

ya have any idea how much these vases were wor--?

You're kidding me.

Listen up, there are two trash bins.

That one's for combustibles!

Broken glass is not combustible!

Uh...

She could kill me if she wanted to.

Wouldn't even be hard.

Hina.

Hmm?

I'm curious.

Where'd you come from?

I can't tell you that.

Well, what's with that weird power you used?

I can't tell you that.

Then, is there a reason you showed up here?

Are you on some kind of mission?

Just hangin' out.

Seriously? Then why don't you go back home?

I don't have one.

That sounds like a you problem.

No, no, no, not that one!

It's really expensive!

You know what?

You should stay for a while.

Ah!

My tongue has taken some damage.

Go lick some ice.

You're dripping.

Use the blow dryer.

Blow dryer?

Fine.

Yet another male executive has--

She should turn it off when she goes to bed.

Huh?

This is weird.

Why do I feel like I'm turning into a parent?

My lack of personal effects

has proven rather inconvenient.

Ooooo...

I'm sure it is,

but why do I have to be the one to foot the bill?

Fine, we'll get whatever you want!

I need one of these to help me sleep.

You slept just fine last night.

I need this.

Why's it gotta be the expensive one?

It has a cute handle.

These clothes are cute.

I'm gonna need them all.

This place is amazing.

I feel like I could shop here all day.

That'll be 857,120.

I take it you're hungry.

Mm-hmm.

Fine, want something in particular?

High-end sushi or Kobe beef.

You know Kobe but not blow dryers.

Ohhh...

So this is high end sushi.

What the hell am I doing here?

There's no more salmon roe.

What should I do?

Ask for it.

More salmon roe.

Sure!

You would be a fan of salmon roe.

More salmon roe.

Sure!

Heh. Look at you go.

More salmon roe.

Are you trying to make me go bankrupt?

You may want to start packing your kid's lunch.

Not only does school cafeteria food look gross...

If you can get her to stay put,

she's just your average brat.

In other news, the Tokyo school board

has dismissed a middle school vice principal.

A statement was issued charging him with the misappropriation

and embezzlement of no less than five million yen in PTA funds.

That sounds fun.

Huh?

I wanna go to middle school.

What about that sounded fun?

I'm sorry, but that's not gonna work out.

Ya know what?

I'll make it happen, for you.

But we need to set a few ground rules.

For what?

For how things need to go if we're gonna live together.

Mm-hm. You have to stop using those powers of yours.

If you're gonna go to school, that's how it has to be.

We don't need you givin' the lunch lady a heart attack.

Sound fair?

All right, you've got a deal.

Huh?

Pinky swear.

I saw it on TV.

Pinky promise, eye to eye.

If one should lie, then they will cry, and bleed out and die.

What did you watch?

Hmm...

So this is a teddy bear.

This Nitta is a grown-up.

Yet he gives me no orders.

I don't have to fight anyone.

What a strange place, this is.

Hey, you remembered to brush your teeth, right?

Hmm?

Huh...

So what was all that about you needing a teddy bear

to help you sleep?

Class, I'd like to introduce someone.

Please join me in welcoming your new classmate, Nitta.

Everybody, let's help her feel at home.

Okay, Nitta.

Would you like to say hello to the class?

Hey, Nitta.

Are you all right, Nitta?

Teacher. Nitta isn't here.

Did I mess up another kid's name?

But it says it right here.

Hina Nitta.

You're gonna go by Hina Nitta from now on.

At school, they'll call ya Nitta.

But my name's Hina.

Go with it, will ya?

Oh, my mistake. Sorry, I forgot I'm Nitta.

This girl has got some issues.

Yeah, but we were in grade school ourselves

till last year.

So to put it bluntly, the Shinozuka-gumi are pissed.

You might wanna lay low for a while, boss.

Eh. Calm down, will ya?

Take a look at Nitta.

He's keeping his cool.

I hope nothing goes wrong

with her first day at school.

Is he?

It's fine.

If something goes wrong, then I'll deal with it myself.

Whoa there.

Hmph. I like your spirit.

So, in conclusion, the namahage

is often mistaken for an oni,

due to their similar appearances.

She fell asleep?

--So, in conclusion... --So, in conclusion....

So, in conclusion...

Aww yeah! Time for lunch!

I can't believe she slept through

our first four classes.

Sorry to wake you, Nitta, but it's lunchtime.

Hey, uh, Hina?

Don't freak, but you're drooling.

Uh. Wait, don't use your sleeve.

Here. Let me.

Weird. Why do I feel like I'm turning into a parent?

Keep your body relaxed