DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO (イジらないで、長瀞さん)

STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE

You're late, your penmanship's a mess,

and you didn't format it.

What do you have to say for yourself?

My name is Mashiro Ai.

I'm a first year in high school.

And somehow I've become my school's student council secretary.

Are you listening to me?!

Yes, I promise I'm listening!

Less yapping, more writing, understand?

Keep your mouth shut or I'll shut it for you.

I can't believe I overslept again

after setting all those alarms,

because the President keeps on making me work late every night!

The President's taking an exam?

STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE

It was a lapse in judgment,

and I shouldn't have cheated.

You have my word it will never happen again.

Miss Ai, please, I beg you.

You'll be fine.

Your little secret is safe with me.

You mean it?

On one condition.

What one condition?

I own you now.

And if you don't do every little thing I tell you to,

I'm telling everyone.

You want that in writing?

FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL DO EVERYTHING I SAY...

PRESIDENT... WHA...

ART ROOM

Uncanny.

This President guy, he is way too relatable for comfort.

And the girl is eerily familiar.

She reminds me too much of--

Senpai!

What's going on?

You're looking at the owner of a brand new pair of loafers!

Don't get me wrong, I love sneakers.

They're comfy as hell, but come on.

Any self-respecting high school girl's gotta have...

...a good pair of loafers, am I right?

Tada!

Well, what do you think, Senpai?

Tell me these don't add like five points of cuteness.

Uh... yeah, they're pretty cute, I guess.

What? Is that seriously all you have to say to me?

Wait, are you reading Slave of Love?

You've been holding out on me!

I didn't know you read shojo manga!

Y-Yeah, and what's the matter if I do?!

I heard it was getting an anime adaptation,

and I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Slow your roll. I never said there was anything wrong...

...with it, sheesh.

And I'm actually super into this one.

You are? Really?

Surprised? I guess that makes sense.

I don't read very much manga.

But I don't know, man. Something about this girl...

...Mashiro just speaks to me.

I can't quit her!

I just love how she breaks that four-eyes down...

...until he's putty in her hands!

Of course you do.

Can you imagine some younger girl taking control...

...of your life like that?

I bet you'd be a wreck!

Nah, I doubt it.

Compared to the hell this other girl I know puts me through,

sounds like a vacation.

Fine. Well, if you're so confident,

why don't we crack open that book and have ourselves...

...a little role-play?

Fine, do your worst 'cause it's not gonna faze me.

Honestly, you think some skit from a manga...

...is gonna mess me up?

As if!

Please, volume one is vanilla.

That early on, they've barely done anything at all.

Huh?

The latest volume, though... Oh, baby...

AH... SORRY.

Sorry.

Now look what you've done.

Clean it. With your tongue.

This has shoe-licking, clean, everything!

Not bad for a shojo manga, if you ask me.

Wait, this is what they're making into an anime?!

Doesn't that strike you as a bit much?

Oh no, Senpai!

I'm about to get water on my loafer!

What are you doing?!

Wait, Senpai, don't...

Oh. Thanks, Senpai.

Uh... Yeah.

IT'S YOU AND ME, SENPAI~

Nagatoro.

Should I say hi to her?

Senpai!

Senpai.

Hey, Senpai! It's me!

Maybe for once,

I should be the one to say hi to her.

What am I doing? This is a terrible idea.

That girl is trouble.

And I'm acting like a moth to her flame.

If I know what's good for me,

I'll keep my distance.

Still...

Why, hello there, creeper.

Whatever are you doing?

Stalking me? Plotting to kidnap me?

or just enjoying the view of my thighs?--

Keep your voice down!

You're so lucky I caught you when I did, Senpai.

We almost had an incident on our hands.

I don't think you realize how bad that looked.

A moment more and I'd be bailing you out of jail!

Thank goodness you've got me here to look out for you, Senpai.

Anyone else would have reported you straight to the police.

But don't worry, I won't do you dirty like that.

It's not what it looked like!

I just saw you and figured...

I don't know.

I figured I'd come over and say hi or something.

Yeah... I guess I can allow it.

But you need to learn to talk to people,

so starting today, I'm gonna be your personal life coach.

Got it?

Uh... If it's all the same, no thanks.

Oh, come on, don't be shy! It'll be fine!

Just go with it. Won't you trust me, Senpai?

Oh, Senpai!

That one's known as Type A.

It's the most fundamental of all greetings.

For a greeting, I found that extremely violent.

Shows what you know.

Everyone knows that true friendship is only formed

through skinship.

Anyway, moving on! Ready for Type B?

How many are there?

Only one way to find out.

So shut up and let's keep going!

Sen... pai!

PATTERN B

Senpai!

PATTERN C

Senpai!

PATTERN D

Don't you have at least one greeting that's normal?!

Normal doesn't really apply here.

You do know that I'm a high school girl, right?

Seriously?

I'm afraid so.

Now hold still. The last one is the most important.

Sen...

pai!

Well, Senpai, what do you think?

I think...

you... are too close to me.

Who, me? No way!

I guarantee this is just how it goes with high school girls.