Gila Lu Ndro!

Where is it?

What are you doing, Yuri?

Where's my other shoe?/ You're holding it.

I know, but where's the other shoe?

You're wearing it.

Yeah.

Why did you drink, anyway?

It was a moment of weakness./ Weakness?

Weakness is this much, you drank the whole bottle.

Turns out I like it.

Sorry./ Yuri...

Your breath stinks./ I already brushed my teeth.

It stinks of alcohol.

What should I do? What if they find out?

I'm screwed./ That's your problem.

Are we back in the club?

We're in the middle of a road, Yuri. And it's eerily dark.

That means the disco ball followed us here.

Yuri...

What is that thing?

You can see it too?

You're drunk aren't you?./ What are you doing?

Do you know what time is it now?

Do you know what the time is?

Is the lamp broken?

Don't ask about the lamp.

I asked you what time is it now, not about the lamp.

Where have you been, Ndro?/ Where's Ale?

Is he asleep?/ Of course, it's 1 o'clock in the morning.

He's definitely asleep now.

There, you know what time it is now. Why did you even ask me, anyway?

I'm asking you, where have you been?

It's unusual for you to go out without telling...

...and coming home in the middle of the night and leaving your phone at home.

What's the meaning of all this? Are you having an affair?

I'm desperately in love with you.

So tell me why did you came home this late?

Where were you?

Would she believe me even if I do tell her?

I was with.../ With who, Ndro?

Should I tell the truth?

I was with.../ Your lover? Your mistress?

Your new friend?

Darn, how should I break it to her?

I was with.../ With who, Ndro?

I was with...

Whatever. Worst case, I'll be sleeping on the sofa.

An alien.

An alien?/ Yeah, an alien.

You're crazy, Ndro.

If you want to lie to me, pick one that makes sense.

I'm not lying to you.

And you expect me to believe that you met an alien? Is that right?

It is true, Nita.

Now, tell me how did you meet the alien. I'm curious.

Okay, I'll tell you.

It's better than being accused of having an affair.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Okay, but you have to imagine it in your head.

Fine.

I was in a bus on my way to pick up my bike in the parking lot.

Your alien is very scary, Ndro.

Not that kind of alien.

This one looks like it wears a costume.

Like this?

That's the Iron Man./ You said it wears costume.

We're not talking about a super hero.

Like this?

Nita, that's an Ondel-ondel.

No, I won't look at it. I'm too scared.

Why did you do that? You know I hate horror movies.

Your imagination is too wild, we're talking about alien.

Not this kind of creature.

Make it go away!

He's sulking.

Are you sure we're not talking about a long wavy haired alien?

Yes./ Fine.

Tell me what the alien looks like.

Hey, boss. Even street singers, clowns, pick pockets, all pay the bus fare.

I know it's hard for you to find any job with that hideous mask.

But I'm working for a living too. Now, pay up.

What? Now you're giving me big bucks?

Are you showing off? That's too big.

I don't have any change. We just began the trip.

I don't have smaller money.

I recently exchanged them from the money changer.

Just use this.

Here's the change./ Keep it./

Thanks. Unlike him who's stingy.

Thanks./ No problem.

By the way, I'm Indro./ Thanks, Indro.

Are you going to a cosplay event?/ Sorry?

Cosplay. People who wear costumes, like you.

I wear this everyday./ No, what I mean is this.

Sorry. This.

If his beard is like this, how's his armpit hair?

Let me introduce myself. My name is Alien.

You can call me Al.

Hold on.

Hold on.

How can I believe that there's an alien named Alien.

And his nickname is Al?

Why not call him Al-El-Dul as well?

And don't tell me his mother is Bunda Maia.

I don't know anything about his mother.

But his wife's name is Elizabeth.

And she is called El.

Are you really an alien?/ I have proof if you don't believe me.

We call this boomerang around here.

You look like a president in this picture.

I'm not a president, I'm a king.

I'm the King of Aliens.

Awesome!/ I know, right?

It's getting more absurd./ It's real.

Fake./ Real.

If he's real, how come he can speak Bahasa Indonesia?

Do you think there's a Bahasa Indonesia teacher that taught him there?

Might as well tell him to speak Sundanese.

I already asked him that. And you know what?

He can also speak Sundanese.

If you really are an alien, how come you speak Bahasa Indonesia?

Fortunately, I have a gift to speak any languages in the universe.

I just tune in the frequency.

Can I test you?/ Sure.

What's 'you be quiet' in Russian?

In Vietnamese?

In Sundanese?

You're nuts, Ndro.

You're story is way too absurd.

What is 'cicing sia anying' anyway?

Is he an alien or a comedian?

Wait, where are you going?/ I'm getting something to drink.

Listening to your absurd story makes my dehydrated.

It is absurd.

And why did he come to Earth?

If that's the case, why do you come to Earth?

I'd better tell you all about my home and what made me come to Earth.

I live far away from Earth.

These are solar systems.

That small furry planet is my home.

My planet's name is.../ Wait a moment!

Since when is there a furry planet?

Ndro, please tell your wife not to interrupt my story.

She is distracting me./ You're a sensitive alien, huh?

Let me start from the beginning again.

That small furry planet is my home.

It's called Alienus Planet.

This is our planet.

Although there's global competition, our citizens are busy fighting among themselves.

We fight over the simplest matter, over the smallest cause.

All nonsensical fights.

Even among the same polka dots species, we fight a lot over nothing.

We fight over choosing a neighborhood leader...

...to choosing different underwear colors.

Our planet, which is supposed to go forward...

...went backward instead because of all the fighting.

It makes me sad to see it.

Even though we live in the most beautiful planet in the universe.

Hold on, the most beautiful? Better than Earth?

I don't believe you. I think you're confused.

It's according to the statistical data.

That's why I always go on a trip for comparative study.

Just like the officials in your country.

They're just taking a vacation.

A vacation? I'm doing it for comparative study.

Originally, I planned to go to Mercury, but our relationship is strained...

...due to the planet's name dispute.

And I'm afraid to go to Venus.

Why?

Because there are only females in that planet.

So what if it's full of females?/ Well...

My wife.

What about your wife?/ She's gets jealous easily.

She never believes me. She's insecure.

Whenever I come home late, she'd interrogate me.

The smallest mistake can make her angry.

Your marriage is so complicated./ I know.

How about your wife?

My wife is.../ Stop.

If you want to complain about me, don't use alien as your excuse.

What do you mean?/ It's obvious.

You've been talking a lot about aliens and that rambutan planet.

You did all that just so you can criticize me, right?

No, I'm not criticizing you. I'm telling the truth.

That's how Mr. Al's wife is. He said she loves to interrogate him.

If that's the description of the alien's wife.

How did you describe me?/ Don't interrupt me, then.

How about your wife?

My wife is nothing like yours.

She's beautiful, smart, sweet, can recite prayers, a good cook...

...and very gentle.

Did you really say that?

Wow, she suddenly appeared.

Just like a parking guy, appearing out of nowhere.

Luckily I was saying nice things about her.

I came to Earth to find "sumber damai" (source of peace).

When I asked around, they told me to take this bus.

To Sumber Damai? Have you made an appointment?

Not yet./ Why did you nod if you haven't?

It’s true, I haven’t.