Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san

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Episode 1

A Demon Detective, Demon, and Part-Time Worker Appear!

LUST

A k u t a b e D e t e c t i v e O f f i c e

A k u t a b e D e t e c t i v e O f f i c e

Prince of the Demon World

That four-eyed sonuva...!

He thinks he can get away with this even though he's just an adopted son-in-law? Over my dead body!

Do not worry. Once we present our case you'll be able to get divorced, receive consolation payment and go on living happily.

That won't make me any happier!

She never shuts up...

Hello. My name is Sakuma, and I work part-time at this office.

I see.

You'd prefer making him suffer, correct?

This is my employer: Akutabe-san, who's also a detective.

I have no intention of filing for divorce.

If that's the case, then I'd be happy to help.

However, please be awarethat our methods far exceed the limits of a detective's usual work.

No matter what happens, we will not be held responsible.

The forbidden room?

Is it okay for me to go in?

Of course. It's already been two months since you began working here.

It's about time you learned a new trade.

Publicly, he's only a regular detective.

Hurr. I summon herpderp by herping the following derp, come forth o' master of herpderping!

Wha-No way!

In reality, he's a Demon Detective who summons and employs demons to solve all of his problems.

Honestly, Señor Akutabe, how many times do I have to tell you to not summon me when I'm eating?

It's barely 4 PM.

My ma's got a part time job, so I gotta prepare early!

I've told you this before...

What is this thing?

A demon.

A demon?!

So are you the new gal?

Yeah, that's right.

Wait, are you all right?

Who the hell do you think you're talking to?!

Watch your damn mouth, bitch!

Sorry.

Well then, what is this?

Uh... Mahjong?

No, you retard! It's a pai! Speak politely!

Uh... It's a pai.

No!

That is a pai, sir.

No, you imbecile! Come here, I'll tell you!

It's a boob.

TLNote: He adds "o" to "pai," making it more polite. Boobs are "oppai" in japanese.

His name is Azazel.

A lower-class demon whose only redeeming factor is his power of lust.

Furthermore, his specialty is sexual harrassment.

So anyway, what's today's sacrifice?

It's right there, under your table.

The hell's this?

A pig leg.

You dare to disrespect a demon?

Well, I guess this isn't so bad.

Sakuma-san, explain the job.

Ah, yes.

Our client is Fukuda-san.

It's a pretty common case; she wants us to bring an end to her husband's affair.

All right, I just have to break these two up, right? I'm on it!

Wha- There's still more to discuss!

It's fine, don't sweat it! See ya!

Hey what the hell is this?!

Oh, you're-

Holy shit, the smell!

What a wonderful perfume. It smells just like a public restroom.

This is how I smelled when I woke up!

Thanks to this, my husband ran off! I'm completely fed up with this!!!

We're very sorry. It was our fault.

Sakuma-san, please take her home for today.

How rude!

Wake up!

Hey! What time do you think it is?!

It's already 5 PM.

You go to bed way too early. Are you an old man or something?

You sabotaged the wrong relationship.

We want you to end his affair.

But I thought he'd be happier with the other chick, so...

Don't piss me off. My mere wish could make a weakling like you disappear any day.

Please, have mercy!

Akutabe-san.

Azazel-san was wondering about today's sacrifice...

I'm really sorry. I realize I made a big mistake, but you see...

What is this?

A Z*ku leg.

This isn't too bad either, you know!

Don't fail this time, got it?

We'll be leaving now.

Wha- It's huge! It's ridiculously enormous, Akutabe-san!!!

And who would you be?

Oh my, mister detective. It's me, Fukuda!

Fu-ku-da!

Having such indecent body is troublesome, but thanks to this my husband will surely realize my beauty once again!

I'm very thankful, detective!

We're very sorry. It was again our fault.

Sakuma-san.

Don't be shy!

Having fun in the daylight I see, you pig.

Who is this?!

What the hell! Do I get no privacy?!

What'd you do to that hag?

Ow, ow, ow!

Well huge tits have worldwide renown! All men love big tits!

Even if you add caviar to leftovers, they're still leftovers.

So even demons do that kind of stuff...

But the old hag was totally for it!

The fact that she's actually pleased with it is what bothers us!

Hey, what is this?

Acchan, you've always told me that you're a top-class demon from a highly ranked college.

You said that you were promised the position of The Devil...

And yet...

And yet your sacrifice is a Z*ku leg! What is this supposed to mean?!

But look, Kiyoko-chan! It's got a commander's antenna, so it's not a Z*ku but a Ch*r Z*ku!

No! The white one would've been acceptable, but-

The white one?

I shouldn't have to tell you.

You won't get a fourth chance.

Ever.

Y-Yeah, you must be getting pretty pissed by now...

This is so easy.