Die Hard 2: Die Harder (Die Hard 2)

Hey! Yo! False alarm! Hold it!

It's okay! I'm here.

Here we are!

It's alright.

Yeah. Set it down nice and easy?

Yeah, sure. At the impound.

Next time read the sign.

Hey! You don't understand. Look.

I'm just here to meet my wife's plane.

You got to let me have this car.

Yeah, sure. Tomorrow, 8:00 to 4:00. You pay 40 bucks, we give it back.

Don't write it up! Don't write it up!

Come on, man.

This is my mother-in-law's car, alright?

She's already mad at me because I'm not a dentist.

Look, I'm a cop L.A.P.D. How about a little team spirit?

Oh, I was in L.A. once.

Hated it.

Well, I can understand. I don't like it much myself.

Hey! That's a plastic fender up there!

Take it easy! Back off!

I'm doing my job! Cut me some slack, will you?

Look, I used to be a cop in New York City.

I only moved to L.A. because my wife took a job there.

Come on. What do you say?

Here we are. Washington, D.C., the heart of democracy.

One hand washes the other.

Come on, man. It's Christmas.

So ask Santa Claus to give you another car.

Merry Christmas, pal.

It's all yours, Murray.

Son of a bitch.

Hi. Where are the telephones? Right over there.

Thank you.

Thank you, Fred. Leonard Adkins is in a warmer clime,

with a story that grows hotter by the minute.

Security was tight today at Escalon Airport in the Republic of Val Verde,

where government authorities report that deposed general Ramon Esperanza,

will be delivered for immediate extradition to the United States.

Only two years ago General Esperanza,

led his country's army in a campaign against communist insurgents.

A campaign fought with American money and advisers.

Esperanza's fall from power caused ripples

not only in his country's recent election

but closer to home as well,

when high-ranking Pentagon officials were charged

with supplying him with weapons despite the congressional ban.

But mounting evidence that Esperanza's forces

violated the neutrality of neighboring countries

made Congress withhold funds.

Funds which Esperanza is accused of replacing

by going into the lucrative business of cocaine smuggling.

Although Esperanza was removed

as commander in chief earlier this year.

The agreement to extradite him was not reached until yesterday,

and Washington insiders say it was a phone call that made it happen.

A phone call from a...

Alright. Alright.

If I could find a phone, I'd call you, whoever you are.

Excuse me. Thank you.

Yes, this is Lieutenant McClane. Somebody there just beep me?

I'd like to think I'm somebody.

Honey!

What are you doing? Where are you? Did you land yet?

Honey, it's the '90s, remember?

Microchips, microwaves, faxes, air phones.

Yeah, well, as far as I'm concerned,

progress peaked with frozen pizza.

Listen now,

we're gonna be about half an hour late landing, okay?

I just wanted to let you know.

The kids okay?

Well, they're about to lose their minds,

from all the sugar your parents are giving them.

Did Mom give you a hard time about borrowing her new car?

No.

Not yet.

Listen honey, when you land,

can we, can we just like...

you know rent a car,

check into a hotel?

Leave the kids with your parents.

Order some room service,

a bottle of champagne.

What do you say?

You're on, Lieutenant.

I'll see you in about a half an hour, honey.

I love you. Bye.

Isn't technology wonderful?

My husband doesn't think so.

Well, I do.

I used to carry around those awful Mace things.

Now...

I zap any bastard that screws with me.

I tried it on my little dog.

Poor thing limped for a week.

Excuse me.

Boy, you look really familiar to me.

I get that a lot.

I've been on TV.

Yeah. Me too.

Grab the tools, will you?

You got it.

This is Amy Nichole reporting live from Escalon Airport,

where deposed general Ramon Esperanza

has just arrived under heavy guard.

Strangely, the deposed dictator's mood seems jubilant.

He is smiling and waving to the crowd

like a man running for political office.

Thousands of political prisoners in the past decade

including the new president

and there is no doubt

that he still has some ardent supporters

both here and abroad.

Rumors abound on Capitol Hill that there were other.

Yeah? Sorry to bother you, sir.

We're checking our equipment.

Any problems with the conduit line in your backyard?

Gee, I don't know anything about that.

Would you mind if we take a look?

Help yourself.

It just don't seem right somehow closing down this church.

Oh I know, the parish is gonna keep on using it, but it won't be the same.

Been here a lot of years, and I've been right here with it.

Yeah,

I kind of feel like a piece of me is dying along with this church.

Well, you're right about that.

Cocaine smuggling,

racketeering and bribing government officials.

He certainly doesn't show it,

but no matter how high his spirits

they can't hide the fact,

that America's war on drugs,

has finally taken its first prisoner.

This is Buckwheat.

The clubhouse is open.

Here at Dulles,

the quiet men from the Justice Department

wait to hand-cuff the man who has come to symbolize the enemy

in America's fight against cocaine.

That battle may be almost won,

but the war is still in doubt.

Samantha Coleman, WNTW, for Night-Time News.

Roger that, Colonel. Out.

That was the colonel.

Everyone's in position.

How's the weather?

We got flurries all along the Virginia coast.

New storm front coming in from the north east.

God loves the infantry.

Amen.

Carry out your assignments.

15:51.

Mark. Check.

Later.

Adios, man.

At 16:30 we'll start. Hey, it's cold out there, man!

I stomped my feet for five minutes. Yeah, yeah.

Two cappuccinos.

Make it fast.

Scotch, straight up, please. Excuse me, Officers.

This may sound like a wild-goose chase, but I think I just saw...

Saw what?

Elvis.

Elvis Presley.

Fucking tourists.

Ought to be a law. Can I get you something else?

Excuse me, sir.

There's a large number of you from the Justice Department here this evening.

Is there any particular reason for that?

Just routine.

Just routine? Yes.

Any comment, sir?

No. Not right now. Thank you.

Thank you, sir. Thanks.

Hey, that's Colonel Stuart over there.

Got a little problem with personnel.

Last-minute replacement.

How's the security around this place?

Just like we figured. It's a joke.

Colonel Stuart, could we have a few words, please?

You can have two,

fuck and you.

No pictures, you pinko bitch.

Old news.

Excuse me.

Hey, man.

What is it?

You got a key for this door?

Yeah. Why?

Because I want you to open it up.

That's why.

Is there a cop on duty around here?

The airport police.

Go get them.

Hand me the wrench, will ya?

Who made you foreman? Next you're gonna want overtime.

Good idea.

Okay, hold that end.

Watch it, man.