...All the Marbles

- Hang on. - Come on.

Watch out for her hair. Watch on that hair. Will you?

Come on! Let's wrestle. Let's go.

Are you crazy? Do your job.

You better stay out of this, lady.

- She's not choking her. - I know, I know.

Baby, hang in there. Hang in there.

'Alright. You got it. Come on.'

Just stay out of here. Just stay out of here.

Get out.. One, two, three.

'Beautiful. California Dolls.'

'Go get 'em honey.'

- Go get her. - Come on. Let's go.

- Come on, stop that. - She's chokin' her.

Choke! Come on, ref. Hey, hey!

Let's go. Call it. How could you not call this?

- 'Move on' - No holding.

What are you waiting for. Come on!

- 'Oh, that's cool.' - That's enough.

'We want The Dolls.'

We want The Dolls.

- $250. - It's $240.

I'll let you have the girls for Thanksgiving.

Same price as tonight.

Think about it.

Can't help ya.

Rhody, if you ever need a friend...buy a dog.

- Doc, you got a minute? - Yeah.

Hope I didn't slug your friend out there too hard.

Who? You mean, Harry?

Listen, it's the best thing that happened to him all week.

Sorry we had to win but nice to work with you guys anyway.

- See you later. Take care. - Bye, bye.

What a fantastic show you girls put on tonight.

- Pretty good, huh? - No, not good, darling.

- It was sensational. - The audience loved us--

No. They didn't love you. They ate it up. They loved it.

- Are we getting Thanksgiving? - I'm negotiating.

Does that mean he doesn't want us?

No, it's not that. I'm asking a lot of money.

Well, are we gonna get it?

Depends, I still gotta push some buttons.

Hey, honey. You look better with your clothes off.

I didn't know you were bilingual.

So we're not getting Thanksgiving.

It's-it's gonna be tough. It's uphill.

- I'm not gonna lie to you. - This is the pits!

- What do you've to do-- - Yeah, what do you've to do?

Gotta walk on water to get a $12 raise.

- Every path has its pace. - Every path, your ass!

A hard beginning maketh a good ending.

Harry, do me a favor and take that some place else

'cause I'm not in the mood.

Anybody hungry?

I said is anybody hungry?

What is this? A school for the deaf and dumb?

Nobody hungry? I'm buying.

Hey, I'm not kidding around. I'm really buying.

Real food or that junk garbage we have every night?

No, no. Five blocks up the road, there's a brand new Fatburger.

It's fantastic.

For once, can't we eat at a place with a tablecloth?

Hm, it's okay with me, but those frills cost money.

'Don't you think it's about time we got a new muffler?'

- 'Just remember.' - 'Those frills cost money.'

'How much longer?'

'How much longer?'

'Longer than a breath, shorter than a lifetime.'

Could you give that to me in miles?

There was a crooked man. He walked a crooked mile.

- He found a crooked-- - Keep it up, Harry.

- Trying to entertain you. - Try silence.

'Why don't we stop and get some candy?'

'Candy is dandy. Liquor is quicker.'

'Give us a break. Will you?'

'A conversation with you is like talking to a fortune cookie.'

What's it with all these things? Where do you get 'em all?

You know, that's a very interesting story.

When my parents came over here from the old country

the only thing my father knew how to do was be a tailor.

So he got a job as a tailor, cutting pants and vests.

They wouldn't let him cut coats.

He knew he had to become a citizen

in order to stay in the country.

He couldn't speak English. Not one word.

So the union sent him to school.

Maybe that's what we need, a union.

Better pay, better conditions, and no managers.

Now at school, they explained to him you have five years

to learn the answers to some simple questions

and he had to learn how to speak English.

So my father asked them, "How am I gonna learn to speak English?"

Teacher says, "Very simple.

You read New York Times, Clifford Odets and Will Rogers."

So what happened?

So, for the rest of his life

my father read New York Times, Will Rogers, and Clifford Odets.

And in five years, he become a citizen.

What does that have to do with the way you talk?

When my sister and I got old enough to ask questions

any question..

...my father, he always answered with a quote.

From either Rogers or Odets.

Who were Rogers and Odets?

Rogers and Odets?

They're a dance team. They worked in the Catskills.

- 'How you feeling?' - Come on. Come on.

- 'How you feeling?' - Hair, hair up.

'Oh, she's choking her.'

Bite her. Bite the son of a bitch.

Get up.

Chin up. Don't choke. Give up!

Legs and ass. Kick out.

- 'Kick out.' - Kick out.

Get up! Get up!

I'm hurt!

Take a deep breath. Deep breath.

Is there a doctor in the house?

Get a doctor. This girl's in pain.

You gotta move. You gotta roll.

- You can't fall-- - Shh, shh. Leave me alone.

Feet and shoulders. How many times do I tell you?

- Oh, God! What? Get away. - Where does it hurt?

My ribs. I think I broke a couple.

Your ribs? Don't move. I said don't move. Molly will..

Molly, you're on your own. You move, I'll kill you.

Molly, you gotta watch the flip. Watch the sunset flip.

One, two, three..

There's no bones broken. Just maybe a bad sprain.

Stay off your back for a few days.

There goes your social life, Iris.

- She's as healthy as a horse. - Right. And you ought to know.

He used to be the official vet of Pimlico.

- Very funny. - Stay in here a minute, Doc.

I wanna talk to you.

You're way ahead. You're lucky he didn't shoot you.

Listen, while you're here, I got a problem--

What's the problem?

- Are you okay? - I guess so.

As Harry would say, that guy should be a bone specialist.

He's got the hip for it.

Excuse me. You the manager for the California Dolls?

Yeah. Why?

Well, they're really very good, you know.

I know. What's the deal?

Nothing really except

if you ever wanna bring your girls to Japan to wrestle

I'd like to arrange a tour.

Why would you wanna do that?

If your girls ever get to be champions

I think we could make a lot of money together.

Your girls will be very, very big in Japan.

Here.

Hm...this you?

Yeah. Clyde Yamashito.

- Pleasure meeting you, sir. - Likewise.

Lookin' forward to doing business with ya.

Here, why don't you try one of these?

You'll feel better in no time.

- It's quite a collection. - Well, it pays to be prepared.

Never know where it's gonna hurt tomorrow.

Any suggestions?

Mm, why don't you try one of the pink ones.

There might not be a tomorrow if you keep taking these.

- Does it make a difference? - Yes, it makes a difference.

Doesn't it?

Yeah, it makes a difference.

- Come in. - Harry.

Your money is on the desk.

How's the girl?

Oh, she's just great.

You're short 20.

Harry, we charge towel and linen service.

What kinda crap is that?

Harry, you got your money.

Your girls are probably beat.

Why don't you be a big sport

and get 'em a cup of coffee or something?

You're short 20, Eddie.

Our girls are a class act. They deserve to get paid.

If I wanted a class act, I'd get the Bronte sisters.

My dolls would tear their legs off.

Harry, I don't have to tell you the business is changing.

I gotta give a piece of the action to unions, concessions.

- That requires-- - You break my heart, Eddie.

I'm not leaving until I get the 20.

Can't help ya. Wanna call Cisco a son of a bitch.

Yeah, call me a son of a bitch.

'I gave up a long time ago tryin' to please everybody.'

Girls earned the money. I want it.

Be happy you got what you got. 'Cause that's all you gonna get.

The only reason you had anybody in this toilet tonight

was because of my Dolls.

That crowd out there came to see them.

I'll level with you. You have a couple of sweet numbers there.

But the customers don't give a damn.

'All they want is tits and ass.'

Don't matter if it's your broads or someone else's broads.

Look, you cheap bastard. $20 means something to my girls.

To you, it's nothing. It's banana money for your gorilla.