Demonwarp

- "Therefore, shall thus serve thine enemies,

which the Lord shall send against thee,

in hunger and in thirst, and in nakedness,

and in want of all things.

And He shall put a yoke of iron upon thy neck

until He have destroyed thee.

The Lord shall bring a nation against thee

from far from the end of the Earth,

as swift as the eagle flyeth.

A nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand,

a nation of fierce countenance,

who shall not regard the person of the young,

nor show favor to the old.

He shall eat the fruit of thy cattle

and the fruit of thy land until thou be destroyed,

which also shall not leave thee either corn, wine, or oil."

It was a fire.

It's the second coming.

It's the Lord come down to Earth.

Huh?

Okay.

Okay, this one's easy.

"Who played Lawrence Talbot in the movie, 'The Wolf Man?“

Uh, uh, Len?

No, Lon Chaney Jr.

- Maybe it was too easy.

Uh-huh.

- Dad, don't you know you have a button missing?

- That's all right, I got four more.

- I have a little sewing kit in my purse. I--

- Uh-uh. - It just takes a second.

No, no, no.

Yeah fine, but I'll go get it for you.

You know Julie, it's been a long time

since we were together.

No thanks to your mother, so.

Daddy...

- Why don't you just let me be

the good father for a while.

Is that a deal?

All right.

Daddy.

Huh?

Your socks.

- Oh yeah, the, the mates to these had holes in them,

so, I threw them away. - Threw them away.

- Did you hear that?

Julie?

Jack, are you sure this is the right way?

- Yeah, yeah, this is the right road.

- Hey, so Jack, you ever seen anything, yunno,

strange up here? - Mm-nhh.

I've heard some things though.

I've seen weird shapes moving around here

in the nighttime.

Maybe bears.

- Or deer, like Bambi. - Bambi?

Hey, don't you guys know where we are, huh?

This is Demon Wood, animals stay away in droves.

- Oh, well that's because they knew you were coming.

- Mm-hmm. - Right.

- And then Jack's uncle, er...

It's Clem.

- Doesn't Uncle Clem own a big stretch of these woods?

- Well, it's funny yunno,

he bought the land a long time ago

and I used to go camping up there when I was a kid.

And then he, he got smart and put a house on it

and started to rent it out to people.

Enterprising young man.

- Yeah yunno, this is where those people

were attacked.

They were on vacation too, just like us.

- I can hardly wait.

Do you hear that, just like us.

Just like us.

Don't worry about it though. Yunno

what I mean? - These are woods of hell.

Woods of hell, Jack!

- No, they are not.

- Women first, got it? - No, men, first.

- Come on, Carrie. - Hey, stop it, would ya?

Come on.

- Okay. - Ooh,

hey, we're here.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, watch it, would ya?

There is a lot of delicate shit back here.

Yeah.

I always thought you were a delicate shit.

Jack.

Don't bother looking for the key.

There's no door.

Oh, yeah.

Tom, you're such a clown.

- Well, Uncle Clem sure is a swell housekeeper there, huh?

- Some vandals must've hit this place.

Some kids or something.

- Well hey, how about some tunes, huh?

- Yeah, let's get this place cleaned up.

- Did you get everything? - Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay now, let's see.

I got all your sound equipment,

your long-range listening devices,

your motion detectors,

and a bunch of other electrical shit

I'm still trying to figure out.

All right, here, you better take this.

All right, thanks.

Oh yeah, by the way,

did you bring the batteries?

Get outta here.

Jack, don't you think this is going a bit far?

You still haven't even told anybody

what happened up here.

Now the house is wrecked.

Besides, you said your uncle had a shotgun.

It's obviously it didn't do him a lot of good.

- Yeah well, maybe he didn't get a chance to use it.

Alright?

Fine.

Great.

- Carrie, wait a minute.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'll tell everybody tonight about it, alright?

Huh?

- Okay. - All right.

Get your back into it, man.

We got no time for yer lollygaggin'.

Don't you know that

there's a Bigfoot out there to catch?

- Yeah, I'll give you a big foot.

So, what kind of goodies you got in here, huh?

- Oh, uh, it's just my...

Who's this?

- Well, I was planning on giving you guys a little scare,

but I dunno,

since Cindy's already kinda freaked out.

Maybe I shouldn't.

Shit!

You're right.

Maybe you shouldn't,

but maybe I should.

Now, come on outta

there, all of you.

I thought that'd get your attention.

- What are you trying to do? Kill somebody?

- I'm in charge here.

You're gonna answer my questions.

What the hell are you kids doing here?

Don't you know this place is dangerous?

Maybe you don't know it,

but there's bad things in these woods.

- We know all about it Mister, alright?

Fred, grab his gun.

- All right, cool down. - Jack?

- Now, we can talk.

- I'm not here to hurt anyone.

- Yeah, right, didn't Charlie Manson say that once?

- Just who the hell are you anyway?

- Yeah, this is Jack's property.

- You own this place?

- It's my uncle's, Clement Bergman.

- Clem is your uncle?

My name is Grafton, Bill Grafton.

I, I rented this place from Clem

a couple of months ago,

and then something happened,

something terrible.

Look, do yourself a favor.

Get your friends together and leave right now.

- Look, why don't you just come inside

and sit down and we'll talk.

No, thank you.

We will talk right out here

if you don't mind.

- I heard you barely made it outta here alive, Mr. Grafton.

Why'd you come back?

- There's a thing out here.

It took my little girl.

I wasn't prepared to stop it then,

but I'm gonna stop it now.

- Why don't you let the sheriff

or somebody take care of it, huh?

- Oh shit, they don't know what they're doing.

They think it's a wild animal. They're useless.

- There's no wildlife up here.

Tom, you just told me there wasn't anymore.

Please.

Miss, there are a thousand stories about this place.

Ghosts and, and UFOs and monsters,

and even Bigfoot, you name it.

They're all bullshit.

I know what's real

and what's real is what happened to me

and to my Julie.

And nobody is going to tell me any different.

Now, if you've got any brains between you,

you'll, you'll get in that truck

and get the hell outta here right now.

This place is dangerous.