Legacy

Come on. You got to let me be "bad cop" this time.

Come on! I wanna be "bad cop" this time!

- Can I be "bad cop"? - You can be the bad cop!

Ow!

This is gonna be real easy, anyway.

Three sorority chicks.

Detective Sams, Detective Richards,

report to Interrogation Room 105.

I told you, this is gonna be real easy.

Tell me the search of the house

turned up something.

No murder weapons. No usable evidence.

Fuck.

Everything we have is circumstantial, boss.

Yeah.

Tell me something I don't know.

Ugh. How about everything?

Whatever.

So I'm sure by now that you're dying to know

what happened at the most gorgeous sorority on campus.

Fine. I'll show you.

But boys, keep your hands to yourselves.

How are you?

This is gonna be so great.

Wait. I wanna see your earrings.

All right, girls!

This is Omega Kappa!

Everybody shut up and get in line!

Oh, scoot!

You think you're O.K. material?

From now on, you need to shut up

and listen to me!

You got that?

You make me sick.

You're worthless.

What are you smiling at?

Psyched to have me back, baby?

Gets better every time.

How are you gonna make it up to me?

I thought we just made up.

That doesn't count.

That was just sex.

How about a Marc Jacobs purse?

How about the whole collection?

All of it?

Really?

I'll work on it.

You're the best boyfriend ever.

Comprende?

Oh, my God. That's Lana Stevens.

She's amazing.

Nina!

Oh, hi, Lana.

What were you doing down there?

Just cleaning.

I think I have some new voice mails.

Could you check them? Uh, yeah. Sure.

That's cute! I want one!

Oh! Uh, well, this looks better on you anyways.

Thanks.

Everything looks really nice.

What?

You're here!

Here's my girls!

How are you?

Mai, that sexy body of yours

is totally centerfold!

Mm-hmm!

Hey!

Zoey, you know you always look good.

True.

Are you girls ready to rush like hell?

Let's move, sisters.

You little brats, follow me now!

Move it!

Move it now! Go!

This way! Come on!

Move it! Move it!

Hurry up, you and your high heels!

Oh, Mrs. Bubbles!

Oh, you... eww, you're such a dork!

Eww. You smell.

Eww. Gross. Eww. Disgusting.

Disgusting. Not O.K. material!

Girls.

Mai, Zoey and I will be watching you guys closer

than a shoe sale at Fendi.

We're looking for your quick evaluation

hand signals.

So remember, if you hate her,

flash a one.

If you love her, flash a five.

And if you need further eval from me,

flash a fist.

Okay, let's assume formation, ladies.

What's your favorite color?

Light pink! Dark pink!

What's your favorite letters?

O.K.!

Put it all together!

Light pink! Dark pink!

O.K.!

Light pink! Dark pink!

O.K.!

Louder! Light pink! Dark pink!

O.K.!

Light pink! Dark pink!

O.K.!

Light pink! Dark pink! O.K.!

Come on.

Next stop, Delta Pi.

# I want I wanna know #

# We just met but, uh, let's jet #

# 'Cause, uh, we gonna let #

# Our inhibitions we'll forget #

# You gonna get wet, make it the best yet #

# I knew you wanna sweat and make a night you won't forget #

# Bet you'll be lovin' it #

# When I'm rubbin' it #

Well, last year,

we had our spring formal on a riverboat.

It was totally insane.

Wow. That sounds sick.

Way more than sick.

Our parties are off the hook.

I know. I heard that everybody on campus

knows that this is the "it" sorority.

Yeah, we are pretty legendary.

Mai totally knows what she's talking about.

She's the House Social Chair.

Her and her girls have been the talk of this house

for the last four years now.

You're way cute.

Thanks.

Way cute.

# I wanna get to know you like that #

# Holla at me and I'll holla right back #

# Talk dirty 'cause I like it like that #

# We just met... #

- Hey, Tina. - Hey, Lana!

So, Fanny here is a legacy.

I was a legacy, too, you know.

But not here.

My mom, aunt, and grandma were all in another house.

Isn't that against the sacred Greek rules?

No way, babe.

You have to go into the house

that you fit into the most.

Have you checked out E.W. E?

I heard they have weekly chess meetings.

Do you like chess?

I love it.

I, uh, actually placed first

in the National Scholastic Tournaments.

Also, they talk about really important things

like global warming.

Really.

Wow. Um...

So, you won't be offended if I...

check it out, will you?

Not even a little bit.

You're totally Ewe.

Thank you.

# Holla at me and I'll holla right back #

# Talk dirty 'cause I like it like that #

# We just met but, uh, let's chat #

# I wanna get to know you like that #

You have to meet Zoey, our Director of Recruitment.

Oh! Zoey!

This is Emily.

Oh. You look like you work out.

Yeah. I do Pilates twice a week.

Pilates?

That's so, like, last year.

- Is it? - Yeah.

I teach a Salsa Jam Kick-Boxing

Sculpt and Tone To The Max class at the campus gym.

You should totally check it out.

There's my baby girl!

You two know each other?

Emily is in my Voice For Performance class.

Oh.

Yeah. We practice our oohs and ahhs together.

Ooh! Ahh!

- Isn't she the cutest? - Yeah!

So you're gonna come to the rush party tomorrow night, aren't you?

No.

I think I'll be studying.

Oh. Duty calls.

Aloha, girls.

I'm Lana Stevens, President of Omega Kappa.

I want to thank you all

for coming to our house today.

We have an incredible group of women here

at the O.K. House.

It's not just about parties and meeting boys.

It's about the feeling I get when I come home

from a totally wretched day of classes,

and I plop down on the couch with my sisters.

It's so comfortable and love-filled.