Kung Fu Panda

Legend tells of a legendary warrior...

...whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

He traveled the land in search of worthy foes.

I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!

The warrior said nothing, for his mouth was full.

Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.

Enough talk. Let's fight!

Shashabooey!

He was so deadly in fact,

that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness.

- My eyes! - He's too awesome!

- And attractive. - How can we repay you?

There is no charge for awesomeness.

Or attractiveness.

Kablooey!

It mattered not how many foes he faced.

They were no match for his bodacity!

Never before had a panda been so feared! And so loved.

Even the most heroic heroes in China,

the Furious Five,

bowed in respect to this great master.

We should hang out.

Agreed.

But hanging out would have to wait.

Because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain,

there's only one thing that matters and that's...

Po! Get up!

You'll be later for work!

What?

Po! Get up!

Po. What are you doing up there?

Nothing.

Monkey! Mantis! Orange! Viper! Tigress!

Po! Let's go! You're late for work.

Coming!

Sorry, Dad.

Sorry doesn't make the noodles.

What were you doing up there? All that noise.

Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.

About what?

What were you dreaming about?

What was I?

I was dreaming about...

...noodles.

Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?

Yeah. What else would I be dreaming about?

Careful! That soup is sharp.

Oh, happy day!

My son, finally having the noodle dream!

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this moment.

This is a sign, Po.

A sign of what?

You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient

of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!

As I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father...

...who won it from a friend in mahjong.

Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream.

No, it was the dream.

We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.

But, Dad, didn't you ever want to do something else?

Something besides noodles?

Actually, when I was young and crazy,

I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.

Why didn't you?

Because it was a stupid dream.

Can you imagine me making tofu?

Tofu.

No! We all have our place in this world.

Mine is here, and yours is...

I know, is here.

No, it's at tables 2, 5, 7, and 12.

Service with a smile.

Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.

Tigress, you need more ferocity! Monkey, greater speed.

Orange, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis...

- Master Shifu. - What?!

It's Master Oogway. He wants to see you.

Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong?

Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?

So, nothing's wrong?

Well, I didn't say that.

You were saying?

I have had a vision.

Tai Lung will return.

That is impossible! He is in prison.

Nothing is impossible.

Zeng!

Fly to Chorh-Gom prison and tell them

to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything!

Tai Lung does not leave that prison!

Yes, Master Shifu!

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

We must do something! We can't let him march on the valley, take his revenge!

He'll...

Your mind is like this water, my friend.

When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see.

But if you allow it to settle...

...the answer becomes clear.

The Dragon Scroll.

It is time.

But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power?

To become the Dragon Warrior?

I don't know.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.

Watch it!

Sorry. Suck it up!

Sorry. A thousand pardons.

What?

Master Oogway's choosing the Dragon Warrior! Today!

Everyone! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the Five is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!

We've waited 1,000 years for this! Take the bowl!

This is the greatest day in kung fu history! Just go!

Po! Where are you going?

To the Jade Palace.

You're forgetting your noodle cart.

The whole valley will be there, and you'll sell noodles to all of them.

Selling noodles?

But, Dad, I was thinking, maybe I...

- Yeah? - I was thinking maybe I...

...could also sell the bean buns. They're about to go bad.

That's my boy!

I told you that dream was a sign.

Yeah. Glad I had it.

- I'm a kung fu warrior! - Me, too!

- There's spots at the top. - Let's go.

Come on. Come on!

Almost there.

What?

No! Oh, no!

- Sorry, Po. - We'll bring you back a souvenir.

No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.

It is an historic day.

Isn't it, Master Oogway?

Yes, and one I feared I would not live to see.

Are your students ready?

Yes, Master Oogway.

Know this, old friend.

Whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley...

...but also to you.

Let the tournament begin!

Let the tournament begin!

Yeah.

No, no, wait!

I'm coming! Wait, wait!

Yes!

Hey! Open the door!

Let me in!

Citizens of the Valley of Peace,

it is my great honor to present to you... Tigress!

Viper! Orange! Monkey! Mantis!

The Furious Five!

Yeah, the Furious Five!

Warriors, prepare!

Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole.

- Ready for battle! - Yeah.

The Thousand Tongues of Fire.

Look at that.

Hey! Get out of the way!

And finally Master Tigress!

And believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.

I know!

Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox and his Blades of Death.

I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.

Citizens of the Valley of Peace,

Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior!

Oh, no! No, no, wait!

Yeah.

Po!

What are you doing?!

What does it look like I'm doing?! Stop!

I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!

But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream!

I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad.

I love kung fu!

Come on, son. Let's get back to work.

Okay.

Come back!

What's going on?

Where?

What are you pointing?

Okay. Sorry.

I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.

How interesting.

Master, are you pointing at me?

- Him. - Who?

- You. - Me?

The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

- What? - What?!

- What?! - What?!

Stop, wait! Who told you to?

Master Oogway, wait.

That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem.

You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her!

That was just an accident!

There are no accidents.

Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.

No. If the panda has not quit by morning

then I will have failed you.

Wait! Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message...