Tyler Perry's Assisted Living

- We can move in here, we can make some money, baby.

- We might make it work, but them kids gonna die.

- I think they're thinking of moving here.

- Stay calm until we know what they're thinking.

We can't think that old!

- We can move in here, we could redo the place.

Dad lost his job.

We can make this thing work.

- They're gonna move us out of school.

- They can go to school. - And have local friends.

- Hell, they'll make new friends.

- What am I gonna do without civilization?

This cannot happen.

- Go tell the kids. - You go tell the kids.

We can't let them do this.

- I can't take the disappointed look on their faces.

Uh, kids?

Kids, come here, uh, me and your mom wanna talk to you.

Come on.

Come sit down.

Where?

On the couch.

You first.

Come stand up!

Oh no, here it comes.

- Oh, please God, no. - Do what she says.

No, no, you know what?

I'm not.

Baby, you're not what?

I'm not coming to stand up.

- Why won't you just stand here and talk to us?

- Because you have on your "come stand up" face.

It is the face.

Mm-hmm.

And that means you got bad news.

- I don't have any bad news.

- Okay, first of all, please don't do that ever again.

She is judging me.

- And second of all, yes, you do.

- Your daddy has something he wanna tell you.

- Really? - What?

I thought this was your idea.

- Uh, I thought we were supposed to be doing this together.

- Not when it comes to disappointing my babies.

- Stop acting like you like these kids.

Ssssh.

They right there.

Go on, break it to us.

- Why you say that like I'm about to tell you

your transmission went out?

- You're gonna tell us that we have to stay here.

No! No!

That is not what he's gonna say.

- He is about to tell us... - Would you, please?

Go on, Dad, tell her.

We are not...

- No, no, no, no, no, that's not what you're gonna say.

See, see, I will go to the gas station.

I will grab the gas for the car.

We have to get out of here.

Honey...

we are staying here.

No!

Ow!

- This is terrible, I can't do this.

I just can't!

- Sandra, would you stop being so dramatic?

I can't make it here!

- Hey! - No!

You are not listening to me.

Oh, I'm listening.

There is no reception here.

And there is no Wi-Fi here.

My generation...

we don't live like this.

And you and Dad need to get it together!

I'm going.

Baby, you better hold me.

You better hold me. - No, no.

You better hold me! Whoo!

Whoa! Ooh, oooh! - Calm down.

- Who she think you're talking to?

That's... that's your daughter.

That's your daughter. - That's his daughter!

- Be strong. -

Be strong, baby.

Am I y'all favorite now?

- Get out of here boy, go! Go with your sister.

Boy, if you had talked to me like that

when you was a little boy, I'da hooked you to death.

I'm gonna check on my weed.

- Oh, my God, I can't believe you let her

talk to you like that.

Grandpa, she upset, man.

Hell, I know that.

- She... she just needs some time, okay?

Look, boy, upset is one thing,

being disrespectful is another.

- Okay, alright. Well, what do you want me to do?

We don't hit our kids. -

That is bullshit.

Where is the black man that don't hit his kid?

There he is, I'm looking at him.

Let me point at him with my good hook finger.

- And we don't use that kind of language around our kids.

Boy, that is more bullshit.

You have been cussing ever since you been here.

Well, you rubbing off on me.

- Oh, I'm sorry, was I being disrespectful?

Yes, you were.

- Well, that's what the hell you should be used to,

because she just did it.

And she's a child.

I'm a grown-ass man.

I'm disrespecting your ass.

- Grandpa? - What?

You know, baby,

I'm gonna go talk to her. - No, no, no.

Let me talk to her. - No.

- She won't ever talk to you like that ever again.

She won't have a tongue.

Or teeth.

Grandpa Vinny, no.

I wish... ooh.

Whoo, uh.

I wish to hell one of my grandchildren

would talk to me like that.

- Yeah, well, you know, I never did, Grandpa.

Oh, yes, you did.

Grandpa?

- Well, you know what? Let me tell you something.

Come here, boy, let me tell you something.

There was this one time, right?

Your daddy looked at me.

- Mm. - You told me to look at you.

He looked at me...

and I slapped the snot out of his nose.

That's so violent.

- No, oh, that... that... That was a good thing.

See, uh, your daddy had a cold.

And then when I slapped him... - Whoa!

- I'm... he... he, uh... He got over it.

I actually healed his ass.

- Come on, Grandpa, that did not happen.

Do you have a cold?

No, stuff... ... the dust.

- 'Cause I can show your ass, too.

No, I'm... I'm good, thank you.

Get out my face.

- I can do that. - Do it, good.

- Grandpa? - What?

- I need to give her some space, man.

- Whooo! You need to give her some space?

Does she have a mortgage?

Does she have a condo?

When she get any of them damn things,

she can have all the damn space she need.

That is some more bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

Grandpa, the language.

... don't say nothin' to me.

- Oh my... baby, I'm gonna go talk to her, okay?

- Yeah, look, I'm sorry you gotta deal with this, alright?

No, baby, no, no.

- Nah, nah, nah, this is... this is really all my fault.

If I had kept my job...

- Listen, it is not your fault that those stupid people

laid you off. - Yeah, I know that.

Well, it's kinda his fault.

Grandpa!

- If he had been more productive, showed his value,

they wouldn't have laid his ass off.

- Baby, she is being a selfish teenager.

And it is wrong for her to make you feel bad.

- Baby, you know how I... look, I just hate to upset her.

That's my princess.

- Uh, he don't like to have his daughter upset at him.

- Look, I just hate disappointing her.

Oooh!

That's why she like that.

- Grandpa! - No, no, no.

She like that 'cause you all give her every damn thing.

I had nothing!

Here we go.

- When I came to this country, on a banana boat...

Grandpa.

What?

- Ain't no banana boats coming from Mississippi.

- Boy, I'm from Jamaica.

Wah!

Grandpa, I did not know you were Jamaican.

- Yea, mon. - No, no.

Hello? Hello?

Your kid is in the room. That's nasty.

Forgot about you.

Um... -

- Grandpa, so you... you speak Jamaican?

- No, well, see, me left as a little boy

before me learn to speak the language.

- Ooh, listen... -

- Hey, hey, hey... uh, am I missing something,