Bigfoot's Bride

Every 10 or 15 years,

a film is produced that is so overwhelming,

so forceful in its impact

that it becomes deeply embedded in the mind.

Its intensity may be more than some wish to be exposed to.

And those people should be forewarned.

Good morning, sunshine.

What time is it?

6:30.

Better hurry up if you wanna get to the stands

before sunup.

Shitfire!

Come on old, man.

Let's go.

I'll take that stick

and stick it up your asscrack, boy.

Well, that's just rude.

You know I have a gun, right?

Yeah, my gun's bigger.

Now mind this area.

Hey, make sure your walkie's on.

If you get something, let me know.

I'll help you clean it.

Okay, good luck.

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Go ahead.

What the hell was that?

I don't know.

Sounded like a wounded animal or something.

Sounds mighty close.

God, it's here.

You there?

Dave!

Shit.

Hideous.

Beautiful.

Babe, where are you?

You cheating bastard!

How could you do this?

Do what?

Babe, please give me another chance.

You know you want to.

No, no.

I told you I would never go through this again.

Babe, come on.

You were my best friend.

Come on, you can't do better than me.

No, you know what?

I'm done with this.

- No, baby, no. - Fuck you, David!

Hey, don't you-

Who's there?

Oh shit.

Gross.

Die, die, die, die, die.

So stupid.

Fuck your love.

Gus.

Gus.

Gus, wake up, Gus.

Gus, wake up.

What, what?

There's something out there.

It's like, it's like, like a bear or something.

Something?

I don't know what it is, but it's big.

Where are you?

I'm going to eat you.