Samurai Jack

50 years have passed,

but I do not age.

Time has lost its effect on me.

Yet the suffering continues.

Aku's grasp chokes the past,

present, and future.

Hope is lost.

Gotta get back,

back to the past.

Samurai Jack.

*SAMURAI JACK Season 05 Episode 02 "XCIII" Synchronized by srjanapala

Host: Master, new arrivals have come to offer tribute!

Oh, great Shogun of Sorrow,

Master of All Masters,

you have allowed us to inhabit this world,

and for that, we are forever grateful.

We offer you a special tribute.

Stop!

Look at what you're doing!

You're getting yourselves all over the floor.

Uh...

I just had it vacuumed.

Out. Out!

Get out!

Master, Master, we've done it.

May I introduce

the most epic version of the beetle drone yet!

And I care because?

B-B-Because the Samurai.

You've wanted to kill him since forever.

He's the bane of your existence.

Oh!

That was the old Aku.

This is the new Aku.

And he really doesn't care about a pathetic Samurai

who wanders around like a mad fool.

Ha!

It's hilarious, really.

Look, I tell you what...

you want to destroy him, go ahead.

Who cares?

I certainly don't, not one bit at all.

So, tell me what's been bothering you.

Well, you see, Doc,

it's been over 50 years already.

It's been that long?

Yes.

You see, that's the actual problem.

Once I eradicated

all the time portals,

I thought I would just wait it out and then the Samur...

We don't say his name here.

It is a safe place.

Yes. Sorry, Doctor.

Well, I-I just assumed that eventually

over time he would just

Di-i-i-i-e! Di-i-i-i-e!

But he hasn't even aged.

I mean, like, at all.

He just grew that stupid beard.

It looks like he'll be here forever!

I-I just don't know if I can handle that.

Yes. It seems that the initial time travel

has affected the aging process.

It's quite the conundrum.

Yes.

What is that again?

Just a confusing or difficult problem.

Yes. Problem.

I wish there was someone who can dispose of my problem.

Yes. One can hope. Yes. One can hope.

Ahh!