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Compass?

CB radio?

Sunscreen.

Hot dog costumes!

I'm sorry, what?

You know, in case we get lost at sea

and one of us... Probably Louie...

Goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on!

Louie hates hot dogs, so he probably won't eat us.

Are you saying that Louie would rather eat us than hot dogs?

I do hate hot dogs.

I think we'll be good.

So what do you need me to do?

I think that's everything. Louie's got the canteens,

Dewey's got the paddles...

Nautical leap! Yar!

- Oof! - And nailed it.

Relax, we've taken this old kayak

out dozens of times... We got this.

Maybe I could be in charge of the map.

Oh, Huey always handles the map,

thanks to old Captain Lost here.

Hey! That's Captain Lost, sir, to you.

Captain Lost! Captain Lost!

I don't know why we're laughing!

Ah, it's this whole crazy story

where we all went kayaking, and Louie...

Got lost?

Yeah. You sorta had to be there, I guess.

But now you will be!

Onward, to adventure!

- - Pardon me.

Come on, why aren't we "to adventuring"?

Oof!

I guess we never had to stick four people in this thing.

Here, Webby, you can take my spot.

- No, no, it's okay. - Are you sure?

Yeah, I'll just go when you guys get back.

Unless Captain Lost gets us lost again!

Captain Lost! Captain Lost!

It's just so fun to chant!

Lost Dailor caught in a DEADLY WHIRLPOOL

No hope of survival. HELP!!!

Looks like Webby's going out to sea after all.

*DUCK TALES (2017) Season 01 Episode 04 Title: " The Beagle Birthday Massacre!"

I'll save you, noble sailor!

"Shipwrecked freighter crew surrounded by dolphins?!"

Aw...

"who are tearing us limb from limb!"

Oh, no! I'll... what?

I'm here to save either a sailor,

group of sailors, or a shark

from a sea serpent/ pirate/M-agent/and/or scurvy!

What? N-no, those are from me.

I'm just messing around, you know, like a game?

Fun! Let me try!

"Please recycle this bottle."

Okay, I don't think you get this game.

Hi, I'm Webby.

Mm. Hey.

Is that a vintage Sumerian talisman?

Dunno. Found it at a thrift shop.

How... ha! You got some pink in your hair.

I-I think someone pranked you.

It's supposed to look this way.

Oh! Oh... I like your shirt!

Mm, not my shirt. Actually got it

off the lead singer of the Featherweights

after a gig in Paris.

You've been to Paris?!

You haven't?

Oh, you gotta go.

It's like here, only fancier.

I've always wanted to go to Paris,

crawl around in the catacombs,

maybe touch a skull.

Welp, game over.

I got it!

Here!

That was actually pretty cool.

Are you, like, in the circus?

Circus acrobats keep elephant hairs in their pockets for good luck!

I don't know why I just told you that, or why I'm still talking,

or why I pointed out the fact I'm still talking, or...

- Whoa, easy, Flippy. - Webby!

Lena. Thanks for the bottle.

Hey, you wanna come with me to this blowout on the edge of town?

Should be cool.

I've never actually seen a proper explosion!

It's another name for "party."

Yep! Totally knew that.

Could we just wait for my friends

so I could let them know where I'm going?

But the party could be over by then.

Come on, it'll be an adventure!

This is a party?

All the best parties are at burnt-out junkyards.

So I'm gonna need you to do your whole pom-pom hardcore thing

up the wall, drop down and open the door for me. Cool?

Cool!

Wait, aren't you invited?

It's not an adventure if you're invited.

- Got it! - Nice.

Oh... yeah!

You want to blow it up, don't you?

Wow! My first costume party!

Oh, this isn't a costume party.

- - And then...

What are the Beagle Boys doing here?

Everyone here is a Beagle.

It's a Beagle Boy party!

- - My boys!

Look around! You can see the future of Duckburg is ours!

It warms my heart to see all of you here together

as a family... The Original Classics,

the Glam Yankees,

the Deju Vus,

the Sixth Avenue Meanies,

the Sixth Avenue Frendlies,

the Longboard Taquitos,

the Deju Vus,

the Tumblebums, ugh,

the Ugly Failures,

and the Deju Vus.

What do you all have in common?

You love your mom!

This is Ma Beagle's birthday party?

We've gotta get out of here.

You're the brat that got Ma busted!

Say what now?

Uh-uh, no way.

Ma said we're not supposed to mess with them, remember?

That's the brat that got me busted!

Bring her here!

Oh, every single time.

- Huh? - Whaaa!

Run, Webby!

Thanks for the hospitality! Sorry we have to go!

Get 'em!

We almost died!

We almost died!

We're gonna die!

Oh, come on. Come on.

- Hurry! - Rwargh!

Real smooth moves back there.

Ha! Thanks!

Wait, was that sarcastic?

- Nope. - Ha! Thanks!

Wait, was that?

What does Ma Beagle have against you, anyway?

Oh, nothing!

She tried to kidnap me, so I ensnared her

in an improvised ball-pit man-trap.

All right, where to now?

That's my house.

If we can make it there, we'll be safe.

Whoa, you fight mob bosses and you live in a mansion?

You're kinda something else, aren't you, Pink?

- Aah! - We're the Longboard Taquitos!

Wow, you guys are so extreme!

What are you gonna do, ollie all the way over here?

Shred the norm, brah!

Maybe we shouldn't keep taunting them.

Taquitos got me so ramped!