The Ex-Man (前男友不是人)

Are you willing to be my girlfriend?

You are really a pervert.

It means you already have me in your heart.

May I ask if this is Mr. Dai's shoe?

Please look for him a little longer

Don't be impulsive, alright? Let's think about it some more.

Have you ever thought that your child would become a good person?

Don't blame yourself. His death isn't your fault.

Dai Hai An, bye bye.

I'm now at...

He's still alive! He didn't die!

I originally went to the shore.

Lonely by Harlem Yu

The Ex-Man

Episode 3

You are disgusting. I already told you that I'm waiting for someone.

You, come here. Let's go.

Let me go!

- Let's go. - No.

Let me go!

Credits

Shuying.

Don't be afraid.

Don't be afraid.

I will definitely take care of you.

Don't be afraid. I will definitely take care of you.

I will definitely take care of you.

Didn't someone said that he would take care of me?

I gave you the location and you still couldn't find me?

No, didn't someone said that he would take care of me forever?

Are you okay?

Am I okay? I have been doing your work every day. I'm very frustrated. Would I still be okay?

Are you really okay?

Anyway, you told me that

I must do extremely well

so that I can face all those bad stuff.

It's okay. Just ignore me.

As for you, are you okay?

I...These cicadas are so loud.

Did you know that the call of a male cicacda is to declare its territory?

Are you talking about yourself, work or something else?

Where did you park your car?

Road side.

Give me the key.

Can't you answer my question?

I haven't seen Qi Qi for a long time. I kinda miss him.

Want a Princess hug? - Yes.

Next time.

Hey.

Why are you so surprised? What are you reading?

Are you dead or alive?

I'm Dai Hai An.

Bao Bei! Bao Bei!

What?

You... go and take a look in my room.

Look at what?

Check if he is still there.

- Who? - Him.

It better not be a cockroach. I can't do anything about that. You can kill it yourself.

It's not a cockroach. It's a human.

Do you see him?

Who? There is no one here.

Who said it's not a cockroach!

You are really useless.

So, the whole world thinks that I died?

And that I have been resurrected?

You didn't know it was such a big news?

Take a look then. Here.

The incident about PChome's Dai Hai An falling into the water and disappearance,

ended up being a false alarm.

It has also led to many netizens posting remarks on the internet.

Tell me if this is really true.

- This was really a joke? So immature. - Who was it? What a waste of social resources.

Damn, you are trash instead.

Ridiculous. My Boss went missing. What has it to do with you? These media guys are crazy.

Who told them to criticize Boss.

They are criticizing him because he is immature and went missing.

He even lost his shoe at the beach. Who wouldn't think that he died?

I didn't think it would turn out like this. They must be kidding.

Enough.

For the past few days, where did you go and what did you do?

Me?

I lost my shoe at the beach.

I couldn't find the key to my bike too.

What happened after that?

It was a great coincidence then.

That driver does deliveries for our company.

Do you know our company has a promise for delivering the goods within 24 hours?

Thank you.

Why is it raining so heavily?

- That's right. The weather forecast stated there will be extremely heavy rains. - Is that so?

There will possibly be heavy or extremely heavy rain...

So...

Of course, I let him deliver the goods first. I can't let him be late because of me.

Older Brother, where are you going now?

I will go to the mountain to deliver goods.

Online shopping?

Yes, they have an effective time period. I must deliver it within 24 hours.

But wasn't it just a 24-hour delivery? Why did it take you so long to return?

When I went with him to deliver the goods, it was pouring heavily in the mountain.

The road was washed away.

What has the road being washed away got to do with using the phone to call us?

The base station was damaged too.

So, you were stranded in the mountain and lost contact for the whole day?

That's right.

Swear that you are not fooling with us.

I'm not fooling with you guys. It's true.

Okay, enough. It's good that nothing happened to you.

Hearing this, it's an inauspicious story.

Fortunately, you came back just in time.

If not, I would have gone to Jinshan Wanli to reserve a nice plot for you with the mountain in the background and the sea in front.

Who am I? I'm Dai Hai An. If I die, would I want to live in the ground. I want to live in the sea.

Sea?

It's not stable in the sea.

It's the trend now for a tree funeral. When you become a tree, you will return to earth.

I think with the mountain in the background and the sea in front, it's not a bad idea.

How old are you? Still so old fashioned?

- It's not that. In the past, weren't there... - Shut up.

We should now be discussing about how to explain the next six months' marketing plan to the Chief tomorrow.

You are going to speak at the meeting in the office tomorrow. Have you thought about it?

Don't worry, I have already thought about it.

In the end, at the mountain, I met that big dinosaur. He screamed

and didn't allow me to leave the mountain.

You are a liar. Dinosaurs are already extinct.

Is that so? It must have been King Kong then.

It must be because King Kong felt bored living in the mountain,

that's why he wanted Daddy to be his friend to keep him company and talk to him.

- Was it because I'm too good looking? - It's not.

Fine. I think it's better for me to go back to the mountain to look for King Kong then.

Don't.

- Why? - Mommy will be sad.

When you were not here, Mommy would secretly cry.

Okay, it's late. I'm going to sleep. Go back to sleep now.

Okay, but I still need to do something.

What?

After disappearing for so many days, the Chief needs an explanation.

Welcome back to the team on your first day at work. Drink this.

The coffee is bad again?

Yes, it's diluted and undrinkable again.

What's wrong? You seem spiritless.

It's not that. I feel frustrated.

I don't know. In any case, things are not going smoothly. So frustrating.

Qing Ai, I feel you have been behaving weird lately.

You think so too?

Could this be a repercussion from your head injury?

Repercussion?

Yes. Weren't there a lot of reports on this? After you have bumped your head, your personality becomes weird

and you become aggressive and very depressed.

Hey.

- I really encountered something very strange. - What is it?

I saw Dai Hai An.

Li Qin Ai, I'm going to punch you. You secretly dated him and didn't tell me about it.

No, it's not... how is that possible?

I met Dai Hai An and he's like a senior high school boy. It's him during senior high school.

- Huh? - It's true.

He followed me and talked to me.

Right now?

Now... he is not here now.

Li Qin Ai, come here.

Do you still like Dai Hai An?

- How is that possible? - Look at me.

I know what it's like to like a boy when we were young and still can't forget about him now.

I also know what it's like to like Sheng Ren very much when I was young

but he has grown old now and he also has a weird mustache.

But in my eyes, he's still a good looking seventeen old year boy.

We are talking about totally different matters.

What I saw, it was Dai Hai An in senior high school.

He looked like when he was in senior high school.

Wait for me. I'm going to check you now.

- It's so bright. - Look over here. Follow the light.

There is nothing wrong with you. Come here.

You are not feverish.

You didn't go to the hospital for your review, right?

Hey, I was just discharged from hospital. I'm okay.

I admit that I lack morals but no matter what you do,

and decide, I will definitely stick out for you.

But you must think it over carefully. This is Dai Hai An.

He is your greatest villain, the most terrifying kind.

He is the Dai Hai An who will totally mess up your life till you are like a zombie.

Li Qin Ai. I fully encourage you to find love

but are you sure you want to go back that kind of life again?

I said... I think you didn't hear me clearly.

He wore senior high school's uniform and he looked like one.

He would suddenly appear in every corner at any time. I really don't know when he would appear.

So, I may be lying on his body now. Dai...Hai..An.

Have you had enough?

Qin Ai.

Please, let's go to sleep. Okay? Be good, dear.

You are not serious in listening to me. I'm really very frustrated now.

Nothing bad has happened to him.

Do you want to confirm that nothing bad has happened to him?

Give him a call. Just call him.

I don't has his home phone number. I don't even has his cellphone number.

Anyway, I have lost all contacts with him. Moreover, I don't know where he has located to.

I... have.

His address and cellphone number are in my cellphone.

The password is 5941717. Is this clear enough?

Clear about what?

I'm "Yi Qi, Yi Qi" ( means loyal and sounds like "1717".