Pyrus: The Greatest Christmas (Alletiders Jul)

Times pass

times shall come

time that was, is time that is passed

even tomorrow, time will be over

it's going to be Christmas

christmas is over

the one this year will probably be more fun, than the many we've had

and that's because Christmas is old and christmas is new

christmas is never the same

christmas is like a morning dawn

a new painting in an ancient frame

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

The 12th of December and finally it is as if the city has awoken.

All the shops, especially those which deal in toys,

are filled with Christmas occupied people,

who, with long wishing lists in the hand, shops for the little ones at home.

In the National Archives, Bertramsen receives a letter from the Queen,

while her distant relatives gets visit, and toys again gets to reside with Christmas,

both for big ones and small ones.

To enjoyment and amusement for all ages.

Christmas never falls out of fashion.

Even if it hasn't been made fully modern.

But who even says, that everythng that is modern is good?

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

December 12th. "Cyberspace."

Bertramsen? Bertramsen, are you there?

Well, goodness Bertramsen, are they laying there?

Oh, Ms Brahe, are they there?

- I guess I fell asleep. - Yes, I can see that.

Have you been playing with the computer all night?

Well, playing and playing, I have also worked.

I thought, when it now has arrived in the house, I better figure it out.

Yes, of course.

Yes, so far I can see they have learned to play Tic-tac-toe.

Yes, yes, imagine that it also can.

But I've also worked. Try to name a historical figure?

No matter who?

No, so far it should preferably be one from before the 15th century?

Before 1500? Uh, Eric Klipping?

What a magnificent suggestion.

Look, there we have him, Eric Klipping, born 1259, -

son of Margaret Springhorse, King as a 9-year-old, died 1286 in Finderup barn, -

after a conspiracy led by Marshall Stig, -

and then it says where you can read more and where to find it on the shelves.

Well, it's amazing, I have to say, they've certainly been busy, Bertramsen.

Well, will they admit that it's smart, now?

Oh yes, to certain... limited tasks.

- Limited? - Well, try to see here...

If you can get an even bigger HARDDRIVE

and we could get a processor that is twice as fast, -

and then some more RAM, it is the internal memory.

And beyond that, if we could also get a phone modem

and a CD drive, then we just need a tapestreamer,

and then we would be able to achieve a proper result.

What are you doing, Pyrus?

- Writing on something very important. - Can one look?

When I'm done, then you don't have to look, you simply have to look!

It's my wishlist.

Well, there seems to be for at least 10 Christmases, huh?

Yep, there must be little to choose from, right?

Do you think you can get a computer in the size of a pixie?

I have never seen that, and what should a pixie do with such a thing of humans?

That's just the coolest thing, Guttenborg. Yes, you can play games

- and everything on them. - Yes, but it ruins the imagination.

Nah, when I was a young pixie, I always wanted...

Don't say it... books.

- Namely! They are both exciting and educational. - Uh-uh!

I wonder if a song isn't coming.

- Oh yes, Guttenborg, sing the one about the books. - My pleasure.

there are books about nature and about all wild animals

books explaining how to draw or sew

thick books, thin books, books over cities

books full of knowledge or pure adventure

there are books on history and books about technique

books on the distant countries, sports and mechanics

reading books, playing books, books about music

books are the very best brain gymnastics

so learn to read, read and learn

there are books for everyone

funny, chillingly, warming, chilly, darkening and lightning

everything can happen in the reading lamp's shade

it was a dark and stormy night

a finely booted cat

pulled a rabbit out of his hat, and the ship's cannons were loaded

and the whole house were possessed

snip, snap, snout, the story is done

it is time to say goodnight

there are books filled with seriousness, there are books filled with silliness

books filled with a little of everything, and a little about this and that

expensive books, cheap books, books with discount

all books, each contain a secret treasure

so learn to read, read and learn

there are books for everyone

funny, chillingly, warming, chilly, darkening and lightning

everything can happen in the reading lamp's shade.

Okay, okay, okay. I'll surrender, I'll put a book on the list.

My, oh my. You're improving yourself, Pyrus.

Relax Guttenborg, calm down. It's of course a computer book.

Wonder if one can get it as a comic?

Ms Brahe, you really need to see this.

- This is so clever. - Smart?

- Is it really? - Oh well...

At least it is a very useful function. It's something...

It is called a scanner and with it you can load paper,

- and that kind, without having to write it. - Oh, how do you do that?

Yes, you just put it, and then it photographs it itself.

It is almost like up in the Micro film archive, right?

- And that is, you have to say, that's... - ... Smart.

- Yes, yes, of course it's smart. - Welcome to the age of technology, Bertramsen.

They mustn't believe that it is not because...

I'm not vigilant to such modern aids but from a professional view, -

I must recognize it can be to help, to a certain degree.

- Besides then... - Besides?

Yes, then you can get such fun games for it.

What was it we were getting?

Uh, rice, sugar, possibly a little grains, and a paper clip, if there is.

Where do we get all that?

- Most of it he has in the closet. - But how do we get in there?

Through the backway, of course, -

that's why it's an advantage to be small.

I'll just check if the coast is clear.

It is. There's no one...

Halli, hello. What is my eye catching?

Can we get moving and get in there! It can't move too fast.

What is it? What is it?

A computer.

Come on, Freya, come on.

Uppsy. What are you saying to this?

- A real computer. - No, does it look like this?

- What can it do? - What it can?

Everything. You can play games, you can draw, you can cut -

and paste and you can see cartoons. It's like on the television.

The difference is just that you control it yourself.

Uh... Where are we going, you?

- Cool, that game I know. - Where do you go in?

In? You don't go in.

Hey! You are saying something. Imagine...

if you could get in just like in the books, can't you see it, Freya?

How is it now that you do?

Anorium, stellarium, Kvisitu, caloric, acceleratum,

deceleratum, BUM! And then you would be right in the middle of...

Freya?

Freya, where are you?

- Freya! - Pyrus, help me!

Cool! It worked!

Pyrus, where are you?

I'm coming!

I'm coming!

Anorium, Stellarium, Kvisitu, Caloric,

Acceleratum, Deceleratum, Bum!

Cool, man!

I'm in a computer game!

Hugo, are you here?

Where are we going, you?

Hugo!

Who in blazes are you?

Hey, my name is Pyrus and I'm pixie.

Yes, I can always tell you about that! But Scylla has taken Freya!

And I don't know which way to go, can't you help me?

Yes... Take it fully calmly, we'll handle it together, us two.

Yes, I'm not so stiff in this game,

so can't I just follow you?

Are we not going to the left here, Hugo?

No, so I'm sure we're going to the right, come!

Now I understand what you mean by that you feel completely downtrodden.

- Woohoo! - Well, Pyrus, where are we going, you?

Halli, hello! Where did that come from?

Well, but now we can see where we're going, Hugo.

No, what is that now?

Ms Brahe, come and see!

Yes... no, well, but that is Hugo!

Hello, is there anyone at home?

Who is that with him?

- It looks almost like a little pixie. - Well, it might be a Christmas edition.

Should we play with?

- Yes. - Let's see... right.

I did press right, guess we'll try left.

He is a stubborn little rad, he does the exact opposite

- of what he is told. - Yes, maybe...