Jane the Virgin

All right, here we go. As you know,

- Jane was accidentally artificially inseminated. - But I've never had sex.

Needless to say, her fiancé was not pleased.

Please, for us, don't have this baby.

But Jane decided to have the baby.

And we're giving it to the father.

He and his wife... they really want it.

And they're a really great couple.

They weren't.

In fact, Michael realized

Petra was having an affair with Roman Zazo,

her husband's best friend.

End the affair, or I'll tell your husband.

And Jane's not giving that baby to him alone.

But that problem took care of itself.

And unfortunately, Rafael found out about the affair anyway.

We're done, Petra.

And Michael finally

got on board with keeping the baby.

It's not just some other guy's baby, it's yours, too.

And if you want it, I am all in.

Luckily, she didn't want it.

And, speaking of complications,

Jane has just learned that her dad is

telenovela star Rogelio De La Vega.

I'm your father.

All this time...

you knew who my father was,

and you didn't tell me?

And now we'll begin.

As we all know by now,

when Jane Gloriana Villanueva came into this world,

her father was already out of the picture.

And though she sometimes fantasized

about who her father was

and what having two parents would be like...

- Hurry up. - Jane and her mom

had a typical mother-daughter relationship.

What do you think?

With the role of the mother played by Jane.

I know. The shoes are pushing it.

What time are you coming home?

You have an interview tomorrow.

- Not till the afternoon. - 2:30.

I know. I get it. I'll be home by midnight.

Don't drink too much,

don't kiss too much, and don't forget to call

if you're gonna be late.

Honey, don't worry.

- Love you. - But Jane did worry.

Because if she didn't, who would?

Jane.

It was times like these when young Jane

wished especially hard for a father.

Someone responsible and wise,

someone who would take care of things

so she wouldn't have to.

Someone like...

Jimmy Smits.

See, Jane held a secret suspicion

that Jimmy Smits was her father.

And she was equally sure he'd come home any minute.

But, alas, Jane's father was not Jimmy Smits.

He was, however, a star that burned just as bright.

I do. I'm sorry, Abuela, but I do.

She had 23 years to correct it, and she didn't.

She just kept lying.

Please, Abuela, stop, all right?

I just need some space from her right now.

Jane. Jane, come on. We need to talk.

We don't. We do not have to.

I made a mistake.

A mistake?

A mistake is losing your keys.

- You kept my father from me. - I know.

I'm sorry.

Gracias. Stop. The water's for the fish.

Mmm, mmm, mmm...

No. It needs to be grand.

- Uh-huh? - Too peach.

I don't pop in peach.

I like it,

but not for this. Make me bedsheets out of it.

- When does the scene shoot? - Shooting? No, this is not make-believe, Roxanna.

This is real life. My daughter is coming.

So I must prepare to step into the role of...

father.

Oh, yeah?

How you been, Mike? It's been a while, huh?

Yeah. Um, look, uh,

this isn't... it's not a good time right now.

Ah. Got it. I'll be quick. Uh, I need money.

Like, um, $2K should cover things.

$2,000?

- What-what do you think I do for a living? - Aw, come on.

I'm sure you've been saving. You're the responsible brother,

remember?

Yeah, maybe dip into that big wedding fund.

How is Jane, anyway?

You stay away from her.

Look, I'm trying, man.

But... $2,000 would probably help.

$10,000 cash right now

to move out of this apartment while we deal with the divorce settlement.

Raf, stop.

Look, I made a mistake.

- A mistake? - Yes.

A mistake is a parking ticket.

- You're not thinking clearly. - In fact,

Rafael was thinking quite clearly.

I'm thinking about the fact that you screwed my best friend.

Well... stop thinking about that.

- Think about Jane. - See,

that was part of the problem as well.

He had been thinking about Jane.

Or dreaming

about her, I should say.

RAF,

think about the baby.

Good morning,

you two.

Good morning, Magda.

We'll talk later.

Listen, can you do me a favor?

- Name it. - Cover my lunch?

Can't do it.

I'm seeing my father.

Today? Oh, my God. Of course.

Thank you. I love you.

- I love you, too. - Sweet.

Make-out time.

You're disgusting, Tom.

Hence his nickname...

You do realize her fiancé's

the cop who's been interviewing everyone.

Cool. Look forward to talking to him

about all the blood splatters I saw

and how hot

his fiancée is.

Okay, don't forget lunch, okay?

You can be late to your shifts but not mine.

I won't forget.

It's my sister.

I have to call her.

What are you doing here?

Look, I wanted to apologize for last night. You're right,

okay? My issues with my brother

shouldn't keep you from being honest with your best friend.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Look, I think we should just tell Jane and Michael that we've been dating.

Thanks, baby.

Hi.

I- I wanted to talk to you.

Well, that's not all he wanted to do to her.

It's about the-the baby.

If it seems Rafael is nervous,

it's only because he is.

What's going on?

Because he knows what he's about to say

may change Jane's feelings

about what to do with the baby.

Petra cheated on me with my dead best friend,

and oumarriage isn't exactly in the best place.

What was that?

That's what I wanted to tell you.

And also that no matter what happens,

I still want to raise this baby.

Just you?

Alone?

Yes.

Sorry.

I just...

I don't know. I...

It's just not what I pictured.

I know. Me neither.

But I still think it's the best option, and...

Jane, I want this baby.

And I know your fiancé doesn't,

- so... - No, he changed his mind about that, actually.

Oh.

But does that change what you want?

Because I hope it doesn't.

It might.

I mean, I...

I just had this picture in my head,

this thing I didn't have,

a two-parent, happy, stable home.

And now you're telling me that that's

- not gonna happen. - Look, no decisions have been made yet. I mean,

- Petra wants to go to therapy, and I might... - Okay.

Well, then

we both have things to think about, I guess.

Okay, so I'll see you later.

Okay. See you later.

And then he said the fact that he's getting a divorce

- shouldn't affect me. - The guy's an idiot.

Babe, stop. I mean, he is the father

- of the child. - I know. I'm sorry.

But whatever you want to do, if you want to keep the baby,

we will. We got plenty of room.