Bisht, Please!

I'm just leaving from office.

Hey.

Hey.

Happy birthday, Pradhan.

Thank you.

Cake?

It's in the pantry. Come!

Basu, all bottles in the world come with caps.

We can't run "get a cap free' with every bottle" as an offer.

It's a horrible campaign idea.

What happened?

Why are you so upset?

Why are you so happy?

Your misery is the only source of my entertainment.

What kind of a friend are you?

Finally there's something good happening in my life.

Chintu called off the wedding, after seeing me with Santosh.

Thanks to you.

Now I'm going to redecorate the whole house.

The new cushions have come.

New curtains...

So dull!

I'm so bored that I'm actually considering working.

Fine.

I'm even bored of work.

Hello, Neetu?

Hi. This is Anjali.

-Anjali? -Your Anjali!

Nirmala Convent, Haldwani?

On Valentine's Day, Javed suddenly kissed you.

And then I beat him up.

Oh God, Anjali.

Of course.

He left school after getting beaten up by you.

He was kind of a nymphomaniac.

But wasn't he the cutest peon ever?

I was visiting my in-laws in Bombay,

and I just realised that almost all of our friends are here.

Do you remember,

we'd made a reunion plan 11 years back?

Well, that party is going to happen today.

Today?

A reunion?

So, Timira, Sweety, Pooja,

everybody from our gang is coming?

No, man.

Timira has become a CEO,

Smriti won a Maxis award and

and Pooja's film is releasing.

The three of them said no.

But.

All housewives, including me have confirmed.

What?

Anjali, you're a house...

You're a homemaker?

But back in school, you used to say that

you're going to lead a big team,

you'll order people around?

Yes.

So my team comprises of my cook, maid and gardener.

I order them around and make them work.

You tell me?

Did you find a team mate?

Or do you still play T.T. alone, against the wall?

I... I have a fiance, dude.

In fact we are planning to...

Wow, that's great.

You're going to get married?

In that case, you have to let me meet him today.

Listen, the venue is a bit uncertain.

Can we do it at yours?

At my place?

No, man.

Actually, I don't have so much space...

I mean, it's a small house, so many people...

Bishtu, please?

If we do it at your place, even I'll feel more comfortable.

Okay.

All right.

My place then.

Great.

So I'll see you at 8:30 p.m. Cool? Bye.

Bye.

Fuck man.

I love the sound of that.

Say it again?

Not now, Soham.

Today, at my place...

There's a reunion! And Anjali wants to meet your fiance.

But. I'm prepared.

I'm going to be your fake fiance tonight.

-You? -Yes.

Why would you help me out?

I haven't even begged for it yet.

Come on, Bisht. I'm your best friend.

I know when to put kerosene in your fire and when water.

I don't know why I lied to her in the first place.

Because you were scared that she'll judge you for still being single.

Bisht, let's face it.

A girl and another girl can never be friends.

Anyway,

mail me the party requirements.

I'll take a print out and arrange them.

Look at you guys!

Still using old technology.

First you type it,

then mail it,

then print it.

God.

Anyway, the boss gave me the latest technology.

In which, you can print as you type.

Poonam, that's a typewriter.

What's a ripe tighter?

Shall I explain it to you tomorrow?

There's a party at my house tonight.

Party!?

Can I come?

Neetu, please, please, please. Can I come?

I'll bring party decorations.

Hey guys!

Who stole my birthday cake and party decorations from the pantry?

And Manju ma'am used to lie so much.

Do you know that there's no such thing as 'Manju's Law of Motion'?

What?

Yes. Noiton had discovered them.

Seriously?

I'm telling you, man. Our teachers were assholes.

No man, I'm on a diet.

Switch on the A.C

Yeah, it's getting quite hot.

You know, we should have gone out for school.

I mean outside India.

Shall we go to Nepal?

My sex life is horrible.

I asked my husband to go down and he slept on the floor.

What do I tell you sister? Same feels.

Hey, Neetu.

Have you seen my dog?

His name is cat.

No, Poonam. You didn't come with a dog.

I think I can smell him.

Poonam?

Hey, Anjali! Come on in!

Come, come. Sorry.

Hi!

How are you!

I'm very good.

Listen, she's Neetu.

My best friend from school.

And he's my, you know... Rahul.

Hey!

Rahul and Anjali, ha?

So? Is he a cheater?

Well, I was drunk that night.

And my ex-girlfriend, Ria, was in town. So...

-No, she was just kidding. -Oh, kidding?

I'm also very funny, you know.

Yaa.

In bed.

You know at a point of time, girls used to

call me a one-night stand-up comedian.

You're making me laugh so much, I'll end up peeing.

That reminds me, I badly need to pee. Where's the bathroom?

Yes, come, even I have a tiny bladder. Let's go.

Okay ladies.

You carry on.

I'll be here.

Surrounded by girls.

Now, if you leave the candy outside,

there are bound to be flies.

Hi. I'm married.

Yes?

Anjali?

What?

You've been inside for quite a while. What happened?

Your mop looked so dirtly,

thought I'll clean it.

Shall I put it here beside the drain?

Dude. That's my t-shirt.

Oh.

-I'm sorry. -It's okay.

Anjali?

Hmmm?

What has happened to you?

Are you okay?

What do you mean? Everything is fine.

Don't lie to me.

-You have that look. -What look?

Okay.

Do you remember, in 8th grade on Raksha Bandhan,

Amrit came to you to get a Rakhi tied?

Yes.

You put colour on him and even took 10 bucks from him.

But I could tell that you're upset.

Because you had a crush on him.

You have the same look on your face even today.

Oh God. It's been 15 years since that happened.

You're my friend man.

If I have a problem, why won't I tell you?

-Are you sure? -Yeah.