Close Enough

We're live with the final event.

Candice the Crusher is gonna try and set the world record.

And go!

Go, Candice!

Ooh!

- Aah! - Whoa-oh!

Ugh!

Wha-aaah!

Candice!

- Aaah! - Aaaaaaah!

What the hell are you guys -- Oh, crap!

What's happening?

Turn off the thermostat!

Damn it, I just took a picture!

Last time, I got to eat ice cream for dinner

so I wouldn't remember they were late.

But I do remember.

Yeah, my dad moved out when I was 4.

I remember that, too.

- Hey! - Hey!

Yay! Do I get ice cream again?!

Ha ha. What do you mean?

Play this right, and you'll get a waffle cone.

Emily, Joshua, I was so worried when you didn't show up.

Is everything okay?

You guys want to sit down, have a juice box?

We can't. We gotta --

Guys...

Never say, "I can't," always say, "I'll try."

Let's sit.

I'll try.

Guys, I'm concerned that Candice

hasn't turned in her patch yet

for the family tree quilt project.

This empty space is where Candice's project would go.

I never heard about a quilt project.

Look, sorry, I know you're new here at Chamomile.

It's a tough school. Not every family is up to the task.

Candice's project needs to be done by tomorrow

so we can present it at the event in the morning.

Event? What event?

I sent you guys the class snap.

Okay, guys, remember the family heritage event is tomorrow,

and each student will present their patches to the class

and parents, so don't be late!

But if Candice isn't able to participate,

I'll be forced to give her an "A".

- Oh! - Oh!

Which stands for "Almost acceptable but not quite."

And I don't usually like being that harsh.

- Oh. - Oh.

You know what? We're gonna do the hell

out of that project.

Yeah! We're totally going to

kill it at the presentation.

Make those other kids' patches

look like S-H-I-T!

Total S-H-I-T!

Are you guys spelling "shit"?

Damn it! Those teachers are good!

So glad we can send her to that school.

O-M-G!

We get to take care of Candy Cane?!

A few quick questions before you go.

This is so not happening.

What? Why? We live together.

Can't you baby sit for one night?

Babysitting doesn't exactly gel with my plan to get off tonight.

And I -- Wait, get off from what?

You don't even have a job.

Come on, Alex.

Ohh! Orgasm?!

You're trying to have an orgasm tonight

and that's why you can't help

look after this beautiful, angelic child?!

Oh, my God! What's that?!

- Huh? - Huh?

Bye!

They got churros here?!

Josh, we didn't come all the way down

to the Fashion District to get churros.

Since I'm an expert haggler, I'll buy the fabric.

You just need to buy the thread.

Got it! This is for Candice!

Candice!

- Huh! - Huh!

Does anybody know where I can find thread?

Thread?

Thread! Does anyone have any thread?

Oh, you're selling Nintendos?

Have you guys seen thread?

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!

Yes, Señor, Pájaro Pals.

Where we make birds... look like you!

Lookin' good, Bird Josh.

Love you, too.

My wallet! Hey, kid!

Where's Candice? She isn't in her room.

I don't know. She said she was gonna go grab dinner!

5-year-olds don't just grab dinner.

You have to order it on GrubHub for them.

Candice!

- Candice! - Candice!

- Candice! - Candice!

Dinner! Is it okay if I hang out over here with you guys?

Sure, Candice. Let your landlord, Pearl,

take care of it for you.

Randy, set a plate!

Ma, I'm trying to focus!

This anniversary gift's never gonna look casually artful!

What's casually artful?

Well, it's like a thing

that doesn't seem like it takes a lot of work

but it kinda does and --

- Here's a heart. - Eureka.

Children are the future.

You're not gonna believe what happened.

Josh? Where have you been?

- My wallet got stolen! - What?

- Oh, my God, are you okay? - No! I'm not okay.

My freaking Togo's card was in that wallet.

I had nine punches on it!

Aw, they got the thread, too?

I never had time to get the thread.

It took me a lot longer than I thought to get that BJ.

What?!

BJ! Bird Josh.

Uh! Josh! You had one job!

The Fashion District is now closing.