Adventure Time

And then I was like, "There's a slime and place for everything."

And they were al, "OMG",

you're the greatest slime elemental ever!"

Too bad you didn't invite Patience St. Pim

to this party celebrating my new powers.

It's not to celebrate your...

Wait, Patience is totally nutcakes!

She kidnapped us and messed with our molecules.

Uhh, so what? She gave us these groovy powers.

East coast slime!

West coast slime!

Booty Sliiiime!

Stop sliming everything! No one likes it!

Oh, hey, Princess.

We were just wondering where all this rad slime was coming from.

Keep on slimin' it, SP!

Thanks for nothin'.

Okay, great seeing you and your secretions!

I'll call you.

Slime and plaaaace!

There's a slime and place for everything.

Huh?

Princess?

What are you doing here so late?

Heyyy, buddy!

Yeah, just doin' some casual science jazz.

Show me your hand, young lady.

Fine.

I was trying to chart my candy power

to figure out why it's so garbage.

But its garbageness is uncrackable.

Things were fine before jellybeans

were farting out of my palms.

Don't give in to nostalgia, Princess.

Now, imagine this plate is an enemy of the kingdom.

You sleep with a plate?

The whole kingdom's looking at you to beat it.

You're gonna shoot it with streams of powerful candy,

and it's gonna blow their freaking minds.

Okay.

Thanks for tryin', Peps.

I'm gonna call it a night.

Brrr!

Huh?

What's this?

Eh, probably just an ad.

Sweetings, Bubgum!

Oh, this floor is stickier than it looks.

Did someone lick this?

Um, who are you?

No, I'm Chatsberry... the candy.

You're an older version of the candy elemental.

Exactly!

Did you feel that knowledge in your cosmic consciousness?

Nah. I just guessed.

Oh. But why aren't you using your powers?

This power stinks, man. There's nothing to it.

There's everything to it!

Candy's one of the building blocks of life.

It's in our very DNA.

Take this soft drink, for example.

Add some Scotch mints to it, and behold!

Hey, how did you do that?

I can barely shoot one jellybean.

Here, let me show you.

Connect to yourself.

I a connected to myself.

Not to the self you once were,

to your new self.

I'll be globbed!

Okay.

Now aim and, jellybean!

Pow! Milk ball!

Pow! Candy corn!

Pow!

Those were all jellybeans but still, really good.

Call Slime Princess!

And everyone was cheering so much for me.

I was like, "Applaud quieter."

Say, how about some sugar for your tea?

Uh yeah, sure.

Allow me.

By the beard of Elder Plops!

This is cool, but...

I said, allow... me!

You're welcome.

Okay, we've established we both have elemental powers.

So we never have to talk or brag about them again.

Brag? Wait, are you jelly of my slime?

Your slime is overrated.

I guess your real elemental power is envy!

Bye, hater!

I don't think this is really about slime.

Maybe.

It's just that the candy kingdom's

supposed to be a reflection of me.