Tell Me Lies

Pippa told me she saw you and Diana together.

I just want to move forward with you-

and just have a clean slate.

I am done looking like a fucking idiot.

You fucked my best friend.

This is it for us.

You've been lying to Lucy all year.

- You've been lying to her for months. - What?

About Macy.

Hiding the fact that your boyfriend's brother-

may have been the reason she died?

That would really hurt her.

Watching Drew go on with his life like nothing happened-

is getting really hard to ignore.

He ran you guys off the road. I can't stop thinking about it.

Lucy's hating on Drew. I don't want him to start spiraling.

I don't know what reality you're living in, dude,

- but your girlfriend's texting someone else right in front of your face,

and you're worried about Lucy.

Sorry, what?

Is Lucy mad at me?

Are you worried Pippa told her or something?

- Pippa doesn't know about the accident. - Wrigley told Pippa.

I wouldn't trust him with everything anymore, you know.

Wrigley.

Wake up.

Hey, I need a favor.

Would you have lunch with me and my dad in, like, an hour?

He was in Manhattan for a business trip.

He just texted.

He's driving up now.

Hell yeah. I'm so good with dads.

Hey.

Mija.

This is Wrigley, my boyfriend.

Wrigley, pleasure to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you, too.

Well, you look good.

They just made Wrigley the captain of the football team next year.

Oh!

Yeah, there are a lot of guys who could've done it.

He's being modest.

I can't believe it.

Yesterday I was taking you to kindergarten,

and then you move out.

Kindergarten Pippa must've been funny.

Queen of the five-year-olds?

It wasn't really like that.

Ah, come on, I'm sure you were the ringleader from the jump.

What was she like back home?

Pippa always had a big heart.

Since she was a little girl, she just wants everybody to be happy.

I can totally... I can, I can definitely see that from her.

Do you have siblings?

Yeah, my brother.

He goes to school here, actually.

Good, good.

You know you always have a friend.

Wrigley has a lot of friends.

What about you?

Yeah, I have friends.

And they're nice to you?

Yeah, Dad.

Obviously, my friends are nice to me.

Yeah, everyone loves Pippa.

Okay, well,

it was a pleasure meeting you, Wrigley.

- Thanks for the ride. - Mm-hmm.

And thanks for the lunch.

It was awesome.

Um...

I'm close.

Yeah, me too, Wrigley.

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

- Hey. - Hmm?

What were you and your dad talking about, at the end there?

Oh, nothing. It was just, like, random family stuff.

You seemed kind of funny a couple times.

We weren't talking about you.

Promise.

- Alright. - Okay?

But I would like my performance review.

Okay, I'll ask.

- I'm gonna shower. - Okay.

Hey, um...

I think I'm gonna stay at my place tonight.

Aw, okay, are you sure?

Yeah, you have practice in the morning,

- and I can never fall asleep after you leave.

Right, that's cool.

But I'll miss you.

See you at the fair tomorrow.

Okay.

- Hey. - Hi.

Is Lucy not here?

She's sleeping over at Stephen's tonight.

Oh, surprising.

What you been up to?

Not much.

Bree's not home, it's too quiet over there.

You're literally incapable of being alone.

Movie night?

How'd your date go?

I'm not even sure that was a date.

What did you do?

Um... got a drink.

And I guess at the end, I did make out with her, so...

Wow, you're worse than our guy friends.

Did you ask her out, or did she ask...

Oh, my God, with all of the questions.

Honestly, I, I don't even know if I'm into it, really.

Okay.

I should make a doctor's appointment.

I need to get my shots for India.

When do you think I should?

What?

Just want to, you know, sort out my flights and stuff,

- make sure we can still see each other this summer.

All I know-

is that you cannot beat-

- being right across campus from each other,

- so I think we should take advantage of it now.

I am so...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I love...

...fucking you.

When, uh, when do you start your internship?

Still in flux.

Well, didn't you do that interview back in October?

I didn't get that one.

When did you find out?

I don't know, a couple months ago.

Why didn't you tell me?

- I, I don't know. Honestly, it's, it's... I didn't think about it.

Don't make it a thing.

I'm not, I'm just saying you can talk to me.

You don't have to feel weird about it.

I didn't say I felt weird.

Well, you didn't tell me how you felt about it at all.

Lucy, I, I have to study.

Because you are trying to bait me with your snobbery.

Is it embarrassing that I like this movie-

in a non-ironic way?

I find that rather fascinating.

I fucking love this movie in a non-ironic way.

This movie blew my fucking mind in high school.

I was like, okay, when does this phase of life start?

When do guys start professing their love to me,

- and, and, you know, writing me love letters?

Wait, guys weren't already-

- professing their love to you in high school, what?

Please, I was the last one to get boobs.

- Hey. - Hey.

Pippa, you spend more time here than I do.

Yeah, she's my surrogate roommate.

What are you guys watching?

- Ever After. - Oh.

Come on, couples do not make that much eye contact in real life.

Well, he is obsessed with her.

Yeah, but no guy acts like that unless he's having a nervous breakdown.

Or if he's on the back foot.

Obviously, my experience is limited.

It's just what I see.

What do you mean, back foot?

You know, like whichever person in the relationship-

is losing at the moment.

Why does someone have to be losing?

Someone always has the upper hand, that's just fact.

Whoa, crazy.

Actually, I guess I can see Wrigley

just staring intensely into your eyes.

I could see him high-fiving you after he comes.

Yeah, no, no, sometimes I pour a whole bucket of Gatorade-

on his head, you know.

Just like, sports!

Um, yeah.

Do you want to go to the spring fair with me?

I'm supposed to meet Wrigley there later.

Oh, food trucks and a cappella.

- Come on. - A cappella.

- I don't know if that's my vibe. - It's gonna be really fun.

Right, so you're in?

I'll join you guys in a bit.

- Okay. - Cool.

Cool.

Pippa!

What'd your dad say, I'm in?

You were right, he loved you.

When did you meet her dad?

He came in for lunch yesterday.

Yo, Wrigley.

- Congrats, bro. - Hey, thanks, Sullivan.

Charlie, you should come to the party tomorrow.

It's Wrigley themed because he made captain!

Maybe.

Hey, I, um, I think I'm gonna head home.

What, and sit at home and stare at your laptop?

We can finish Ever After later.

Ugh, you're watching Ever After?

Ironically.